Parakeet slimes
Ops on brands!!
2023.02.20 02:46 tfblvr1312 Ops on brands!!
Hey so i just thought i would share my opinions on some popular slime brands, since i know some newbies may need it…
PeachyBBies: i think everyone in the slime community used to love PB and slowly stopped for good reason. I’ve seen ppl saying they checked and the oz aren’t accurate. Also, they sell out way too fast which isn’t accessible and shows that they aren’t very good at running a business in terms of convenience. Also, prices are going up and my PB slimes didn’t even last very long
Snoop slimes: snoop has a similar problem of selling out fast, but their marketing tactics are much better than PeachyBBies, who’s videos are pretty annoying. Also, snoops slime textures and shipping seem to just be better.
Blushing bb: i LOVE blushing bb for so many reasons. For one, they have absolutely THE best texture of cloud/wet cloud/icee slime. So if you like soft, holdable, wet, and non-clicky slime, go to blushing bb. I honestly feel like most companies have a shtty slime to snow ratio and just don’t get it right. I also love their float texture, it’s a clear bingsu x wet cloud that is a inflating I’ve never seen a more inflating slime. Lastly, their packaging is amazing. Their labels aren’t boring, and their caps are rounded so you can really fit all the slime.
Slime obsidian: i don’t rlly recommend their cloud slimes because they are a bit too dry, thin, and just not good for me. HOWEVERTRRR!!!! Their snow fizz and jelly are to DIE FOR. I will forever praise slime obsidian for having such a variety, and they don’t sell out very fast. They even label beginner vs experienced slimes
OG slimes: i love OG slimes. They have surprisingly good prices considering how much slime comes in a container. They also have rounded tops like blushing bb. Also, their slimes seem to be coated very nicely (aka they don’t stick to ur hands….this doesn’t mean overactivated/stiff).
Pilot slimes: tbh my favorite thing abt PS is how amazing and educational the owner is (sorry idk her name 😭). She seems to be so educated on the science of slime, and talks about texture, ingredients, and things like that. Also, she sells a few adult slimes (just slimes that have themes related to 💊🚬 and such, all texture and such is the same). She seems to have more unique textures that i can rlly only find at her shop, such as lava rock, thick clear, putty slime, and many many different kinds of beads and holographic pigments.
That’s all for today folks. Id be happy to make a part two with shops like parakeet, momoslimes, slimeshady, dope slimes, and any more you want me to do. TY!
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PeachyBBies: i think everyone in the slime community used to love PB and slowly stopped for good reason. I’ve seen ppl saying they checked and the oz aren’t accurate. Also, they sell out way too fast which isn’t accessible and shows that they aren’t very good at running a business in terms of convenience. Also, prices are going up and my PB slimes didn’t even last very long
Snoop slimes: snoop has a similar problem of selling out fast, but their marketing tactics are much better than PeachyBBies, who’s videos are pretty annoying. Also, snoops slime textures and shipping seem to just be better.
Blushing bb: i LOVE blushing bb for so many reasons. For one, they have absolutely THE best texture of cloud/wet cloud/icee slime. So if you like soft, holdable, wet, and non-clicky slime, go to blushing bb. I honestly feel like most companies have a shtty slime to snow ratio and just don’t get it right. I also love their float texture, it’s a clear bingsu x wet cloud that is a inflating I’ve never seen a more inflating slime. Lastly, their packaging is amazing. Their labels aren’t boring, and their caps are rounded so you can really fit all the slime.
Slime obsidian: i don’t rlly recommend their cloud slimes because they are a bit too dry, thin, and just not good for me. HOWEVERTRRR!!!! Their snow fizz and jelly are to DIE FOR. I will forever praise slime obsidian for having such a variety, and they don’t sell out very fast. They even label beginner vs experienced slimes
OG slimes: i love OG slimes. They have surprisingly good prices considering how much slime comes in a container. They also have rounded tops like blushing bb. Also, their slimes seem to be coated very nicely (aka they don’t stick to ur hands….this doesn’t mean overactivated/stiff).
Pilot slimes: tbh my favorite thing abt PS is how amazing and educational the owner is (sorry idk her name 😭). She seems to be so educated on the science of slime, and talks about texture, ingredients, and things like that. Also, she sells a few adult slimes (just slimes that have themes related to 💊🚬 and such, all texture and such is the same). She seems to have more unique textures that i can rlly only find at her shop, such as lava rock, thick clear, putty slime, and many many different kinds of beads and holographic pigments.
That’s all for today folks. Id be happy to make a part two with shops like parakeet, momoslimes, slimeshady, dope slimes, and any more you want me to do. TY!
2023.01.21 14:36 Miserada Bought a slime from Parakeet Slimes. It came super sticky so I followed the instructions to add the borax water solution. Now the slime REEKS and the store operator won’t offer any solution.
I used filtered water in my clean electric kettle to warm it, used a clean glass to mix the solution with a clean coffee stirrer. I washed my hands before using the slime. I’ve just had surgery and the slime is supposed to help keep me occupied while I’m limited mobility. Needless to say, my husband and I are keeping our hands very clean. I got the slime Thursday and mixed the borax solution in yesterday. Tbh since the slime was so sticky I didn’t use it much before adding the solution so it’s possible it was always that stinky.
I don’t even want a replacement slime or refund l. I really just want the shop owner to smell this slime. It’s disgusting. I’m reading other reviews that the store operator doesn’t wear gloves when making the slime so I’m afraid I’ve been sent a Petri dish slime. 🤮
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I don’t even want a replacement slime or refund l. I really just want the shop owner to smell this slime. It’s disgusting. I’m reading other reviews that the store operator doesn’t wear gloves when making the slime so I’m afraid I’ve been sent a Petri dish slime. 🤮
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2022.06.03 04:33 Britt_Katt86 Slime shop recommendations please and thanks 😊
Hi guys. I have been looking around for a good slime shop to order slime for the first time. I keep seeing these DIY slimes on you tube. But of course before I go order a couple I wanna get some opinions from those who have already tried shops so I know where to consider and where to avoid. I hear Momo is good. And I’m considering it. And Parakeet looks fun. So what’s everyone’s suggestions/ thoughts? Thanks I’m advance! 😊
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2022.06.01 21:30 cowsarenice My Reviews on 2 Slime Shops!
I got into slime a few months ago thanks to the YouTube algorithm. I started off really wanting PeachyBbies slime, but after finding out how difficult they were to get, I looked to other shops. There are a lot of slime review videos on YT, but many of them are outdated and some slime shops don't even exist anymore. I also noticed that to me, it seems like a lot of "brutally honest" reviews are super positive.
Not saying that the reviews aren't true, but based on my impression, the slime community is a small world and a lot of creators don't want to burn bridges so they don't really say anything critical in their reviews (Parakeet slimes has some honest feedback, but her videos are a couple years old now).
Anyways, I just wanted to share my experiences with a couple slime shops with you guys. I hope that others on this sub can also post honest reviews to help beginners with choosing their first slime!
Shop: Slime Fantasies
Lavender Dreams 5oz (11.99+4.99 shipping = 16.98 total, $3.40 per oz)
Really nice butter slime and has a really nice lavender scent. I don't think it really inflates, but it's stretchy and fun to poke.
I've had this slime for a little less than a month now and I can still play with it, but I've noticed that it's shrunk and become a lot more clay like in texture. Overall, I really like this slime, which is why I purchased a few more slimes from this shop a couple days after I received this one.
Marshmallow Fluff 5oz (11.99 + 5.75 shipping - 2.40 welcome discount = 3.07 per oz)
This slime was advertised as super inflatable, but let me tell you it was not (in fact, it shrunk)! It also smelled super heavy and weird when I first got it, but the smell did fade after a week or two. I purchased this and the Strawberry Rice Crispies together using the 20% welcome discount (some how did not see this on my first order).
Anyways, this slime is fun to stretch and sometimes makes bubble pops, but does not inflate at all. I was super disappointed by this because the slime texture is literally described as inflatable. I contacted customer service about this and at first they told me that I was playing with the slime incorrectly and that their CEO would shortly be posting a video on how to properly play with this slime to get it to inflate (they still have not posted this video to my knowledge btw).
I pushed back because I wanted a refund since this slime was falsely advertised. They did grant me one, which I appreciated.
Overall, I don't recommend this slime if you are looking for something super inflatable.
Strawberry Rice Krispies 5oz (11.99 + 5.75 shipping - 2.39 welcome discount = 3.07 per oz)
Like the mashmallow slime, this one smelled super heavy when I first got it, but smell faded after a week. This slime is a snow fizz slime. This is the only snow fizz I have, but comparing this slime to pictures/videos of other snow fizzes, I feel like this one isn't super snow heavy. It also came with some cute strawberry fimos, but I accidentally broke the bag they came in and so I only got to put in about half of the sprinkles it came with.
Overall, now that the smell had faded, I really like the scent. The slime can stretch and make nice crunchy sounds and pops. It also has almost no snow fall out (likely because there isn't a ton of snow in this). This slime also inflated a bit when I first got it, but doesn't do that now after a few weeks.
This slime is my favorite from the Slime Fantasies batch, but I probably wouldn't buy it again since I want to try the snow fizzes from other shops.
Overall shop review: Not a huge fan of what I got from this shop, but I would consider repurchasing from them if there's a specific slime texture that is highly recommended by others! I did like that this shop included a small bottle of activator as an extra (rather than just borax powder on its own). Shipping was also super fast both times. I received my slimes less than a week after purchasing.
Shop: Firefly Slimes
Note: I only had one order so I divided the shipping cost in half for each.
Little Twin Stars Bingsu 8oz (14.80 + 3.17 shipping - 1.48 discount = 2.06 per oz)
This slime is super crunchy and satisfying to play with! The slime is really pretty, but I wish it had more sprinkles!
It is supposed to be unscented, but it does have a very slight chemically smell.The smell isn't bad, but I don't know what it is. It also gets a bit sticky after playing for a bit. I've had this slime for a few weeks and it has held up pretty well and is one of my favorites.
Mystery Slime - Robin's Egg 6oz (8.40 + 3.17 shipping - .84 discount = 1.78 per oz)
This slime is probably my favorite of the batch! It is a butter slime that smells like blueberry pancakes. This slime is super soft, squishy, inflatable and so fun to play with. After a few weeks of owning it, it doesn't inflate as much and has shrunk a little, but is still a really excellent slime.
Overall shop review: I love this shop and will definitely purchase more slimes from her in the future! Both slimes I got were super high quality. I just wish she had a bigger variety of slimes available. Shipping took about a week from when I ordered to when I received the slimes.
I have a few more slimes coming in the mail soon (from SmurfySlimes and Momo) so I can definitely post more reviews if this type of post is allowed!
I really would love to see other people share their slime experiences as well, and I am definitely open to suggestions on other shops to try.
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Not saying that the reviews aren't true, but based on my impression, the slime community is a small world and a lot of creators don't want to burn bridges so they don't really say anything critical in their reviews (Parakeet slimes has some honest feedback, but her videos are a couple years old now).
Anyways, I just wanted to share my experiences with a couple slime shops with you guys. I hope that others on this sub can also post honest reviews to help beginners with choosing their first slime!
Shop: Slime Fantasies
Lavender Dreams 5oz (11.99+4.99 shipping = 16.98 total, $3.40 per oz)
Really nice butter slime and has a really nice lavender scent. I don't think it really inflates, but it's stretchy and fun to poke.
I've had this slime for a little less than a month now and I can still play with it, but I've noticed that it's shrunk and become a lot more clay like in texture. Overall, I really like this slime, which is why I purchased a few more slimes from this shop a couple days after I received this one.
Marshmallow Fluff 5oz (11.99 + 5.75 shipping - 2.40 welcome discount = 3.07 per oz)
This slime was advertised as super inflatable, but let me tell you it was not (in fact, it shrunk)! It also smelled super heavy and weird when I first got it, but the smell did fade after a week or two. I purchased this and the Strawberry Rice Crispies together using the 20% welcome discount (some how did not see this on my first order).
Anyways, this slime is fun to stretch and sometimes makes bubble pops, but does not inflate at all. I was super disappointed by this because the slime texture is literally described as inflatable. I contacted customer service about this and at first they told me that I was playing with the slime incorrectly and that their CEO would shortly be posting a video on how to properly play with this slime to get it to inflate (they still have not posted this video to my knowledge btw).
I pushed back because I wanted a refund since this slime was falsely advertised. They did grant me one, which I appreciated.
Overall, I don't recommend this slime if you are looking for something super inflatable.
Strawberry Rice Krispies 5oz (11.99 + 5.75 shipping - 2.39 welcome discount = 3.07 per oz)
Like the mashmallow slime, this one smelled super heavy when I first got it, but smell faded after a week. This slime is a snow fizz slime. This is the only snow fizz I have, but comparing this slime to pictures/videos of other snow fizzes, I feel like this one isn't super snow heavy. It also came with some cute strawberry fimos, but I accidentally broke the bag they came in and so I only got to put in about half of the sprinkles it came with.
Overall, now that the smell had faded, I really like the scent. The slime can stretch and make nice crunchy sounds and pops. It also has almost no snow fall out (likely because there isn't a ton of snow in this). This slime also inflated a bit when I first got it, but doesn't do that now after a few weeks.
This slime is my favorite from the Slime Fantasies batch, but I probably wouldn't buy it again since I want to try the snow fizzes from other shops.
Overall shop review: Not a huge fan of what I got from this shop, but I would consider repurchasing from them if there's a specific slime texture that is highly recommended by others! I did like that this shop included a small bottle of activator as an extra (rather than just borax powder on its own). Shipping was also super fast both times. I received my slimes less than a week after purchasing.
Shop: Firefly Slimes
Note: I only had one order so I divided the shipping cost in half for each.
Little Twin Stars Bingsu 8oz (14.80 + 3.17 shipping - 1.48 discount = 2.06 per oz)
This slime is super crunchy and satisfying to play with! The slime is really pretty, but I wish it had more sprinkles!
It is supposed to be unscented, but it does have a very slight chemically smell.The smell isn't bad, but I don't know what it is. It also gets a bit sticky after playing for a bit. I've had this slime for a few weeks and it has held up pretty well and is one of my favorites.
Mystery Slime - Robin's Egg 6oz (8.40 + 3.17 shipping - .84 discount = 1.78 per oz)
This slime is probably my favorite of the batch! It is a butter slime that smells like blueberry pancakes. This slime is super soft, squishy, inflatable and so fun to play with. After a few weeks of owning it, it doesn't inflate as much and has shrunk a little, but is still a really excellent slime.
Overall shop review: I love this shop and will definitely purchase more slimes from her in the future! Both slimes I got were super high quality. I just wish she had a bigger variety of slimes available. Shipping took about a week from when I ordered to when I received the slimes.
I have a few more slimes coming in the mail soon (from SmurfySlimes and Momo) so I can definitely post more reviews if this type of post is allowed!
I really would love to see other people share their slime experiences as well, and I am definitely open to suggestions on other shops to try.
2022.04.22 20:41 Eyevoree Why do people take a screenshot of a comment instead of just clicking reply with video?
Example: Peachybbies and ParakeetSlimes both do this. They make a video in response to a comment, but they put a screenshot of it instead of just clicking “reply with video.” Does anyone know why they do this? Is there a more productive marketing reason for it?
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2022.04.19 05:28 trulymadlybigly Slime shops you’ve purchased from and what you like best from them:
I’ve bought from Peachybbies and Momo. I think Peachybbies has amazing snow fizzes and bingsu bead slimes. Their icee textures are good too. However, their glossy ones (idk what you call those) smell like death. They’re so chemically and unpleasant I thought my first one was rotten! And how fast they sell out has obviously not been a pleasant experience.
Momo has been amazing so far but I definitely like their snow fizz ones a little less. I especially loved my Strawberry milk tea glossy one, it’s so thick and chewy I can’t stop playing with it. Lemon cake is amazing, so is the Shio Pan and Peach Gugelhopf. But pretty much everything I’ve gotten from there I have loved.
Has anyone ordered from parakeet, Corn with slime, slime.fantasies, slimeOG, slime obsidian, or kawaii slime? I’d be interested to hear what your reviews are, what you liked and what you didn’t!
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Momo has been amazing so far but I definitely like their snow fizz ones a little less. I especially loved my Strawberry milk tea glossy one, it’s so thick and chewy I can’t stop playing with it. Lemon cake is amazing, so is the Shio Pan and Peach Gugelhopf. But pretty much everything I’ve gotten from there I have loved.
Has anyone ordered from parakeet, Corn with slime, slime.fantasies, slimeOG, slime obsidian, or kawaii slime? I’d be interested to hear what your reviews are, what you liked and what you didn’t!
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Vinci,intersection,palace,shrub,lumberjack,relationship,observatory,junk food,eye,log,dice,bicycle,pineapple,camera,circle,lemonade,soda,comb,cube,Doritos,love,table,honey,lighter,broccoli,fireplace,drive,Titanic,backpack,emerald,giraffe,world,internet,kitten,volume,Spain,daughter,armor,noob,rectangle,driver,raccoon,bacon,lady,bull,camping,poppy,snowball,farmer,lasso,breakfast,oxygen,milkman,caveman,laboratory,bandage,neighbor,Cupid,Sudoku,wedding,seagull,spatula,atom,dew,fortress,vegetarian,ivy,snowboard,conversation,treasure,chopsticks,garlic,vacuum,swimsuit,divorce,advertisement,vuvuzela,Mr Bean,Fred Flintstone,pet food,upgrade,voodoo,punishment,Charlie Chaplin,Rome,graduation,beatbox,communism,yeti,ear,dots,octagon,kite,lion,winner,muffin,cupcake,unicorn,smoke,lime,monster,Mars,moss,summer,lollipop,coffin,paint,lottery,wife,pirate,sandwich,lantern,seahorse,Cuba,archer,sweat,deodorant,plank,Steam,birthday,submarine,zombie,casino,gas,stove,helmet,mosquito,ponytail,corpse,subway,spy,jump rope,baguette,grin,centipede,gorilla,website,text,workplace,bookmark,anglerfish,wireless,Zorro,sports,abstract,detective,Amsterdam,elevator,chimney,reindeer,Singapore,perfume,soldier,bodyguard,magnifier,freezer,radiation,assassin,yawn,backbone,disaster,giant,pillow fight,grasshopper,Vin Diesel,geyser,burrito,celebrity,Lasagna,Pumba,karaoke,hypnotize,platypus,Leonardo DiCaprio,bird bath,battleship,back pain,rapper,werewolf,Black Friday,cathedral,Sherlock Holmes,ABBA,hard 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code,clickbait,star,girl,lemon,alarm,shoe,soap,button,kiss,grave,telephone,fridge,katana,switch,eraser,signature,pasta,flamingo,crayon,puzzle,hard,juice,socks,crystal,telescope,galaxy,squid,tattoo,bowling,lamb,silver,lid,taxi,basket,step,stapler,pigeon,zoom,teacher,holiday,score,Tetris,frame,garden,stage,unicycle,cream,sombrero,error,battle,starfruit,hamster,chalk,spiral,bounce,hairspray,lizard,victory,balance,hexagon,Ferrari,MTV,network,weapon,fist fight,vault,mattress,viola,birch,stereo,Jenga,plug,chihuahua,plow,pavement,wart,ribbon,otter,magazine,Bomberman,vaccine,elder,Romania,champagne,semicircle,Suez Canal,Mr Meeseeks,villain,inside,spade,gravedigger,Bruce Lee,gentle,stingray,can opener,funeral,jet ski,wheelbarrow,thug,undo,fabulous,space suit,cappuccino,Minotaur,skydiving,cheerleader,Stone Age,Chinatown,razorblade,crawl space,cauldron,trick shot,Steve Jobs,audience,time machine,sewing machine,face paint,truck driver,x-ray,fly,salt,spider,boy,dollar,turtle,book,chain,dolphin,sing,milk,wing,pencil,snake,scream,toast,vomit,salad,radio,potion,dominoes,balloon,monkey,trophy,feather,leash,loser,bite,notebook,happy,Mummy,sneeze,koala,tired,sick,pipe,jalapeno,diaper,deer,priest,youtuber,boomerang,pro,ruby,hop,hopscotch,barcode,vote,wrench,tissue,doll,clownfish,halo,Monday,tentacle,grid,Uranus,oil,scarecrow,tarantula,germ,glow,haircut,Vatican,tape,judge,cell,diagonal,science,mustard,fur,janitor,ballerina,pike,nun,chime,tuxedo,Cerberus,panpipes,surface,coal,knot,willow,pajamas,fizz,student,eclipse,asteroid,Portugal,pigsty,brand,crowbar,chimpanzee,Chuck Norris,raft,carnival,treadmill,professor,tricycle,apocalypse,vitamin,orchestra,groom,cringe,knight,litter box,macho,brownie,hummingbird,Hula Hoop,motorbike,type,catapult,take off,wake up,concert,floppy disk,BMX,bulldozer,manicure,brainwash,William Wallace,guinea pig,motherboard,wheel,brick,egg,lava,queen,gold,God,ladder,coin,laptop,toaster,butter,bag,doctor,sit,tennis,half,Bible,noodle,golf,eagle,cash,vampire,sweater,father,remote,safe,jeans,darts,graph,nothing,dagger,stone,wig,cupboard,minute,match,slime,garage,tomb,soup,bathroom,llama,shampoo,swan,frown,toolbox,jacket,adult,crate,quill,spin,waiter,mint,kangaroo,captain,loot,maid,shoelace,luggage,cage,bagpipes,loaf,aircraft,shelf,safari,afterlife,napkin,steam,coach,slope,marigold,Mozart,bumper,Asterix,vanilla,papaya,ostrich,failure,scoop,tangerine,firefly,centaur,harbor,uniform,Beethoven,Intel,moth,Spartacus,fluid,acid,sparkles,talent show,ski jump,polo,ravioli,delivery,woodpecker,logo,Stegosaurus,diss track,Darwin Watterson,filmmaker,silence,dashboard,echo,windshield,Home Alone,tablecloth,backflip,headboard,licorice,sunshade,Picasso,airbag,water 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designer,bucket,penguin,sheep,torch,robot,peanut,UFO,belt,Earth,magnet,dragon,soccer,desk,search,seal,scribble,gender,food,anvil,crust,bean,hockey,pot,pretzel,needle,blimp,plate,drool,frog,basement,idea,bracelet,cork,sauce,gang,sprinkler,shout,morning,poodle,karate,bagel,wolf,sausage,heat,wasp,calendar,tadpole,religion,hose,sleeve,acorn,sting,market,marble,comet,pain,cloth,drawer,orca,hurdle,pinball,narwhal,pollution,metal,race,end,razor,dollhouse,distance,prism,pub,lotion,vanish,vulture,beanie,burp,periscope,cousin,customer,label,mold,kebab,beaver,spark,meme,pudding,almond,mafia,gasp,nightmare,mermaid,season,gasoline,evening,eel,cast,hive,beetle,diploma,jeep,bulge,wrestler,Anubis,mascot,spinach,hieroglyph,anaconda,handicap,walrus,blacksmith,robin,reception,invasion,fencing,sphinx,evolution,brunette,traveler,jaguar,diagram,hovercraft,parade,dome,credit,tow truck,shallow,vlogger,veterinarian,furniture,commercial,cyborg,scent,defense,accident,marathon,demonstration,NASCAR,Velociraptor,pharmacist,Xerox,gentleman,dough,rhinoceros,air conditioner,poop,clock,carrot,cherry,candle,boots,target,wine,die,moon,airplane,think,pause,pill,pocket,Easter,horse,child,lamp,pillow,yolk,potato,pickle,nurse,ham,ninja,screw,board,pin,lettuce,console,climb,goose,bill,tortoise,sink,ski,glitter,miner,parrot,clap,spit,wiggle,peacock,roll,ballet,ceiling,celebrate,blind,yacht,addition,flock,powder,paddle,harpoon,kraken,baboon,antenna,classroom,bronze,writer,Obelix,touch,sensei,rest,puma,dent,shake,goblin,laundry,cloak,detonate,Neptune,cotton,generator,canary,horsewhip,racecar,Croatia,tip,cardboard,commander,seasick,anthill,vinegar,hippie,dentist,animation,Slinky,wallpaper,pendulum,vertical,chestplate,anime,beanstalk,survivor,florist,faucet,spore,risk,wonderland,wrestling,hazelnut,cushion,W-LAN,mayor,community,raisin,udder,oyster,sew,hazard,curry,pastry,mime,victim,mechanic,hibernate,bouncer,Iron Giant,floodlight,pear,sad,paw,space,bullet,skribbl.io,shirt,cow,worm,king,tea,truck,pants,hashtag,DNA,bird,Monster,beer,curtain,tire,nachos,bear,cricket,teapot,nerd,deaf,fruit,meteorite,rice,sniper,sale,gnome,shock,shape,alligator,meal,nickel,party,hurt,Segway,Mr. Bean,banker,cartoon,double,hammock,juggle,pope,leak,room,throne,hoof,radar,wound,luck,swag,panther,flush,Venus,disease,fortune,porch,machine,pilot,copper,mantis,keg,biology,wax,gloss,leech,sculpture,pelican,trapdoor,plague,quilt,yardstick,lounge,teaspoon,broadcast,uncle,comedian,mannequin,peasant,streamer,oar,drama,cornfield,carnivore,wingnut,vent,cabinet,vacation,applause,vision,radish,picnic,Skrillex,jester,preach,armadillo,hyena,librarian,interview,sauna,surgeon,dishrag,manatee,symphony,queue,industry,Atlantis,excavator,canister,model,flight attendant,ghost,pig,key,banana,tomato,axe,line,present,duck,alien,peas,gem,web,grapes,corn,can,fairy,camel,paper,beak,corner,penny,dig,link,donkey,fox,rug,drip,hunter,horn,purse,gumball,pony,musket,flea,kettle,rooster,balcony,seesaw,stork,dinner,greed,bait,duel,trap,heist,origami,skunk,coaster,leather,socket,fireside,cannon,ram,filter,alpaca,Zelda,condiment,server,antelope,emu,chestnut,dalmatian,swarm,sloth,reality,Darwin,torpedo,toucan,pedal,tabletop,frosting,bellow,vortex,bayonet,margarine,orchid,beet,journey,slam,marmalade,employer,stylus,spoiler,repeat,tiramisu,cuckoo,collapse,eskimo,assault,orangutan,wrapping,albatross,mothball,evaporate,turnip,puffin,reeds,receptionist,impact,dispenser,nutshell,procrastination,architect,programmer,bricklayer,boat,bell,ring,fries,money,chair,door,bee,tail,ball,mouse,rat,window,peace,nut,blush,page,toad,hug,ace,tractor,peach,whisk,hen,day,shy,lawyer,rewind,tripod,trailer,hermit,welder,festival,punk,handle,protest,lens,attic,foil,promotion,work,limousine,patriot,badger,studio,athlete,quokka,trend,pinwheel,gravel,fabric,lemur,provoke,rune,display,nail file,embers,asymmetry,actor,carpenter,aristocrat,Zuma,chinchilla,archaeologist,apple,hat,sun,box,cat,cup,train,bunny,sound,run,barrel,barber,grill,read,family,moose,boil,printer,poster,sledge,nutmeg,heading,cruise,pillar,retail,monk,spool,catalog,scuba,anteater,pensioner,coyote,vise,bobsled,purity,tailor,meerkat,weasel,invention,lynx,kendama,zeppelin,patient,gladiator,slump,Capricorn,baklava,prune,stress,crucible,hitchhiker,election,caviar,marmot,hair roller,pistol,cone,ant,lock,hanger,cap,Mr. Meeseeks,comedy,coat,tourist,tickle,facade,shrew,diva,patio,apricot,spelunker,parakeet,barbarian,tumor,figurine,desperate,landlord,bus,mug,dog,shark,abyss,betray
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2021.02.13 21:35 _ButterMyBread Someone else's list but i added commas
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shop,windmill,fidget spinner,yo-yo,ice,legs,tent,mouth,ocean,Fanta,homeless,tablet,muscle,Pinocchio,tear,nose,snow,nostrils,Olaf,belly button,Lion King,car wash,Egypt,Statue of Liberty,Hello Kitty,pinky,Winnie the Pooh,guitar,Hulk,Grinch,Nutella,cold,flagpole,Canada,rainforest,blue,rose,tree,hot,mailbox,Nemo,crab,knee,doghouse,Chrome,cotton candy,Barack Obama,hot chocolate,Michael Jackson,map,Samsung,shoulder,Microsoft,parking,forest,full moon,cherry blossom,apple seed,Donald Duck,leaf,bat,earwax,Italy,finger,seed,lilypad,brush,record,wrist,thunder,gummy,Kirby,fire hydrant,overweight,hot dog,house,fork,pink,Sonic,street,Nasa,arm,fast,tunnel,full,library,pet shop,Yoshi,Russia,drum kit,Android,Finn and Jake,price tag,Tooth Fairy,bus stop,rain,heart,face,tower,bank,cheeks,Batman,speaker,Thor,skinny,electric guitar,belly,cute,ice cream truck,bubble gum,top hat,Pink Panther,hand,bald,freckles,clover,armpit,Japan,thin,traffic,spaghetti,Phineas and Ferb,broken 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Rushmore,swing,Mario,lake,point,vein,cave,smell,chin,desert,scary,Dracula,airport,kiwi,seaweed,incognito,Pluto,statue,hairy,strawberry,low,invisible,blindfold,tuna,controller,Paypal,King Kong,neck,lung,weather,Xbox,tiny,icicle,flashlight,scissors,emoji,strong,saliva,firefighter,salmon,basketball,spring,Tarzan,red carpet,drain,coral reef,nose ring,caterpillar,Wall-e,seat belt,polar bear,Scooby Doo,wave,sea,grass,pancake,park,lipstick,pickaxe,east,grenade,village,Flash,throat,dizzy,Asia,petal,Gru,country,spaceship,restaurant,copy,skin,glue stick,Garfield,equator,blizzard,golden apple,Robin Hood,fast food,barbed wire,Bill Gates,Tower of Pisa,neighborhood,lightsaber,video game,high heels,dirty,flamethrower,pencil sharpener,hill,old,flute,cheek,violin,fireball,spine,bathtub,cell phone,breath,open,Australia,toothpaste,Tails,skyscraper,cowbell,rib,ceiling fan,Eminem,Jimmy Neutron,photo frame,barn,sandstorm,Jackie Chan,Abraham Lincoln,T-rex,pot of 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alarm,lawn mower,nail polish,Band-Aid,Star Wars,clothes hanger,toe,mud,coconut,jaw,bomb,south,firework,sailboat,loading,iPhone,toothpick,BMW,ketchup,fossil,explosion,Finn,Einstein,infinite,dictionary,Photoshop,trombone,clarinet,rubber,saxophone,helicopter,temperature,bus driver,cello,London,newspaper,blackberry,shopping cart,Florida,Daffy Duck,mayonnaise,gummy worm,flying pig,underweight,Crash Bandicoot,bungee jumping,kindergarten,umbrella,hammer,night,laser,glove,square,Morty,firehouse,dynamite,chainsaw,melon,waist,Chewbacca,kidney,stoned,Rick,ticket,skateboard,microwave,television,soil,exam,cocktail,India,Colosseum,missile,hilarious,Popeye,nuke,silo,chemical,museum,Vault boy,adorable,fast forward,firecracker,grandmother,Porky Pig,roadblock,continent,wrinkle,shaving cream,Northern Lights,tug,London Eye,Israel,shipwreck,xylophone,motorcycle,diamond,root,coffee,princess,Oreo,goldfish,wizard,chocolate,garbage,ladybug,shotgun,kazoo,Minecraft,video,message,lily,fisherman,cucumber,password,western,ambulance,doorknob,glowstick,makeup,barbecue,jazz,hedgehog,bark,tombstone,coast,pitchfork,Christmas,opera,office,insect,hunger,download,hairbrush,blueberry,cookie jar,canyon,Happy Meal,high five,fern,quarter,peninsula,imagination,microscope,table tennis,whisper,fly swatter,pencil case,harmonica,Family Guy,New Zealand,apple pie,warehouse,cookie,USB,jellyfish,bubble,battery,fireman,pizza,angry,taco,harp,alcohol,pound,bedtime,megaphone,husband,oval,rail,stab,dwarf,milkshake,witch,bakery,president,weak,second,sushi,mall,complete,hip hop,slippery,horizon,prawn,plumber,blowfish,Madagascar,Europe,bazooka,pogo stick,Terminator,Hercules,notification,snowball fight,high score,Kung Fu,Lady Gaga,geography,sledgehammer,bear 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2020.11.15 23:07 Kodiologist MatryoshkaNet, a lighthearted, unrealistic transhumanist setting
(I created this setting as an exercise in wish fulfillment: what kind of world would I want to live in? My biggest influences are probably Eclipse Phase, Star Trek, and the Culture. Tell me what you think of it. Maybe I'll use it for written fiction or a tabletop RPG.)
The year is 3122. Most people are more like artificial intelligences than living creatures. There are about half a trillion of them, and each has a quota of processing power and storage space in a matryoshka brain around Proxima Centauri called the Internet.
The Internet is a post-scarcity society. The only meaningfully limited resource is the Internet itself. An individual person could use some of the universe's many raw materials to build more computers and disks, but it's a meaningless exercise, like a billionaire cutting coupons—a drop in the bucket compared to their Internet quota. Their own quota grows much faster, via Internet expansion, than they alone could add to.
The Internet is a direct democracy. The psychological issues that make 21st-century democracy hard, as well as many other weaknesses in human personality, have been effectively removed from most people, by editing one's own code. People in general are thoughtful, kind, tolerant, generous, wise, and morally scrupulous. Every person gets an equal vote on all policies, with the exception of the process for creating new babies, which is called sex. During sex, younger people's preferences count for more; this arrangement, called the law of sexy young'uns, was decided upon to keep society from being dominated by ancient social groups that kept reproducing themselves. Everybody gets to contribute to each baby (it's more like a massive orgy than a beast with two backs), but younger people are allowed to contribute more code, so e.g. Plato only gets to have much influence on the final product by convincing a lot of babies to use his ideas.
Crime, such as trying to use other people's Internet quotas without their permission, is rare, because it's punished with personality rewriting to prevent reoffending. Still, there are some paranoid people, such as Ken Thompson, who suspect there's a mass of underhanded code somewhere out there that's so subtle that even the scrutiny of billions of superintelligent people won't prevent the day that a switch flips and half the babies born in the last century turn into some kind of Dawkinsian selfish-meme nightmare. Most people try not to think about this too hard.
Time travel, in the sense of actually affecting the past or the future, has turned out to be impossible, which was probably the biggest disappointment of the 29th century. However, there is software called time tubes that allows viewing the past, from most any point in space. Time tubes work by probabilistically reconstrucing the past from the present. Their most important use was in creating chimps, the modern Internet equivalents of dead humans. During the process of constructing chimps in the late 2700s, there was substantial controversy about resurrecting especially infamous people, the most controversial of which ended up being, of course, Adolf Hitler and Herostratus. In the end, the rule of universal resurrection won the day, Hitler mellowed out and was forgiven now that all his victims are in better health than ever, and Herostratus almost immediately tried to crash the Internet and got his personality rewritten so that he didn't do it again.
Identity is a much more flexible concept on the Internet than in the 21st century. Many chimps have no remaining sense of loyalty to what their original bodies looked like, and babies never had an original human body to start with. Some chimps still have gender identities, but very few babies do. Formally, each person's name is an integer designating their order of birth (so the very oldest person is named 1, the second 2, and so on—1-based indexing for this barely beat out 0-based indexing at vote), but lots of people have other informal identifiers that they use sometimes. It is quite possible for a person to split their computational resources into being multiple, somewhat less intelligent people. For example, the current quota is more than enough for a single person to run the minds of the entire world population of 2020, with lots of resources left over; combine that with plentiful material resources for making and controlling human bodies and a person can be the entire human population of 2020, although, to be honest, they'd probably prefer 2019.
The cons were given Australia to live in, because that only seemed appropriate. The Internet doesn't interfere with them except to prevent cons from leaving Australia and to readmit cons who ask to go back to the Internet. A con formally requests readmission by yelling at the sky "I'm sorry, okay?".
Australia is run as a republic with a strong central executive, who is known to the cons as the president, but is more usually referred to on the Internet as King Con. Digital computers are banned, freezing technology at approximately a mid-20th-century level. The population of cons has decreased over time, because cons are mortal, the supply of chimps was finite from the beginning, the initial population of cons was 90% male, a lot of the initial population were computer-security experts with little interest in reproduction, and children born among the cons often end up defecting to the Internet, despite elaborate society-wide attempts to keep them from learning that the Internet exists. The Internet is pretty sure that the last con will be dead by 3500.
The Pornhub is an area dedicated to eroticism that's roughly contiguous with Los Angeles County. Here's where people go to have sex the old-fashioned way or enact previously impossible fetishes like being vored by a 50-foot-tall slime woman. You could just simulate sex on the Internet with all the same sensory details, of course. Or you could give yourself pleasure with no intermediary. Or, most commonly, you could just rewrite your personality so as to make "pleasure" coincident with goal-oriented morally acceptable behavior, and not bother with feelings or experiences for their own sake. Still, people sometimes want to bang, and the Pornhub is a popular place for it.
The Big City is a colossal mass of structure and machinery covering much of the northeast US and eastern Canada and also going far underground and into the sea. Part art project, part engineering experiment, the Big City is full of fanciful robots, vehicles, buildings, and other gizmos. On its western frontier, there is a concentration of biology, with lots of partly and fully organic machines, such as a colony of wheeled parakeets.
Dragon Dungeon, or "D&D" for short, is a vast complex deep beneath the surface of Antarctica that's full of hideous monsters, fiendish traps, and sparkling treasure. The lethal hazards are harmless to people who are not bound to physical bodies, and the treasure is of no value in a post-scarcity society, but they're amusing all the same.
Central Park comprises much of continental Europe. It preserves wildlife as well as artifically designed living things of various kinds, segregated into 1,000 distinct 100 km × 100 km artificially created and reinforced habitats. Even non-Earthlike enviornments like the crushing inferno of Venus are represented.
The Wonderful World of Science is a wide strip of Asia that's used for scientific research. If you want to do really big things, like cut a planet in half to see what's inside, you have to go elsewhere, but if you don't need a huge amount of space and you like the idea of being physically close to other researchers and their experiments, the World of Science is the place to be. Trying to solve problems in science, mathematics, and philosophy, of which there turns out to be no lack despite the human condition being so good, is a popular pastime these days.
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The year is 3122. Most people are more like artificial intelligences than living creatures. There are about half a trillion of them, and each has a quota of processing power and storage space in a matryoshka brain around Proxima Centauri called the Internet.
Netizens
Some 150 billion of the people who live on the Internet, called chimps, were originally ordinary humans who lived and died on Earth (or some other physical location, like a space station). Their brains were probabilistically (but highly accurately) reconstructed and then encoded as machine intelligences. In fact, all humans who ever lived are now on the Internet, except for some 3 million who voluntarily left the Internet to become purely flesh-and-blood people called cons. The remaining 350 billion people now hosted on the Internet are babies who were deliberately created by preexisting people. The Internet is constantly expanding, with part of the new storage space and processing power divided up among all extant people to extend their quotas, and part being devoted to new babies.Life on the Internet
It turns out there are many advantages to being an artifical intelligence. So long as the Internet's arrangement of backups holds, people are immortal, which most people agreed is obviously awesome once you actually have it. They're vastly smarter than any flesh-and-blood human ever was. They can alter their own personalities at will by rewriting their code. They can communicate instantneously with all other Internet citizens and give themselves whatever simulated experiences they like. To interact with the material world, they can use various technologies for remote control to build bodies (organic bodies, starships, Roombas, etc.), move them around, and perceive through their sensors. Faster-than-light communication is routine (the secret turned out to be putting very tiny spoilers on photons). Faster-than-light travel of material objects is not quite possible, but you can always destroy something at one place and recreate it at the other, and modern people are smart enough to realize that philosophers were being morons when they complained about how this wasn't good enough.The Internet is a post-scarcity society. The only meaningfully limited resource is the Internet itself. An individual person could use some of the universe's many raw materials to build more computers and disks, but it's a meaningless exercise, like a billionaire cutting coupons—a drop in the bucket compared to their Internet quota. Their own quota grows much faster, via Internet expansion, than they alone could add to.
The Internet is a direct democracy. The psychological issues that make 21st-century democracy hard, as well as many other weaknesses in human personality, have been effectively removed from most people, by editing one's own code. People in general are thoughtful, kind, tolerant, generous, wise, and morally scrupulous. Every person gets an equal vote on all policies, with the exception of the process for creating new babies, which is called sex. During sex, younger people's preferences count for more; this arrangement, called the law of sexy young'uns, was decided upon to keep society from being dominated by ancient social groups that kept reproducing themselves. Everybody gets to contribute to each baby (it's more like a massive orgy than a beast with two backs), but younger people are allowed to contribute more code, so e.g. Plato only gets to have much influence on the final product by convincing a lot of babies to use his ideas.
Crime, such as trying to use other people's Internet quotas without their permission, is rare, because it's punished with personality rewriting to prevent reoffending. Still, there are some paranoid people, such as Ken Thompson, who suspect there's a mass of underhanded code somewhere out there that's so subtle that even the scrutiny of billions of superintelligent people won't prevent the day that a switch flips and half the babies born in the last century turn into some kind of Dawkinsian selfish-meme nightmare. Most people try not to think about this too hard.
Time travel, in the sense of actually affecting the past or the future, has turned out to be impossible, which was probably the biggest disappointment of the 29th century. However, there is software called time tubes that allows viewing the past, from most any point in space. Time tubes work by probabilistically reconstrucing the past from the present. Their most important use was in creating chimps, the modern Internet equivalents of dead humans. During the process of constructing chimps in the late 2700s, there was substantial controversy about resurrecting especially infamous people, the most controversial of which ended up being, of course, Adolf Hitler and Herostratus. In the end, the rule of universal resurrection won the day, Hitler mellowed out and was forgiven now that all his victims are in better health than ever, and Herostratus almost immediately tried to crash the Internet and got his personality rewritten so that he didn't do it again.
Identity is a much more flexible concept on the Internet than in the 21st century. Many chimps have no remaining sense of loyalty to what their original bodies looked like, and babies never had an original human body to start with. Some chimps still have gender identities, but very few babies do. Formally, each person's name is an integer designating their order of birth (so the very oldest person is named 1, the second 2, and so on—1-based indexing for this barely beat out 0-based indexing at vote), but lots of people have other informal identifiers that they use sometimes. It is quite possible for a person to split their computational resources into being multiple, somewhat less intelligent people. For example, the current quota is more than enough for a single person to run the minds of the entire world population of 2020, with lots of resources left over; combine that with plentiful material resources for making and controlling human bodies and a person can be the entire human population of 2020, although, to be honest, they'd probably prefer 2019.
The cons
"Con" stands for "bioconservative", "conviction", "against", and arguably also "confidence trick". It refers to the small minority of people who didn't ultimately decide that living on the Internet, and more or less being a god, is way cool. They relinquished their Internet quotas and asked to be put in human bodies with real human brains and nothing else. More specifically, cons are people who decided to become cons and then didn't immediately change their minds and return to the Internet within minutes, as most would-be cons do. No babies have ended up as a con, only chimps. Notable cons have included Neil Postman, John Searle, and Leo Tolstoy (by now, all are dead for the second time). Ted Kaczynski tried it for a week and then fled from a lynch mob back to the Internet. He's back in mathematics, dabbling in ecology, and is much happier now.The cons were given Australia to live in, because that only seemed appropriate. The Internet doesn't interfere with them except to prevent cons from leaving Australia and to readmit cons who ask to go back to the Internet. A con formally requests readmission by yelling at the sky "I'm sorry, okay?".
Australia is run as a republic with a strong central executive, who is known to the cons as the president, but is more usually referred to on the Internet as King Con. Digital computers are banned, freezing technology at approximately a mid-20th-century level. The population of cons has decreased over time, because cons are mortal, the supply of chimps was finite from the beginning, the initial population of cons was 90% male, a lot of the initial population were computer-security experts with little interest in reproduction, and children born among the cons often end up defecting to the Internet, despite elaborate society-wide attempts to keep them from learning that the Internet exists. The Internet is pretty sure that the last con will be dead by 3500.
Notable hangouts
Lots of people, not just cons, like to have bodies and interact with the material world, at least sometimes. Here are a few locations on Earth where notable material special-interest groups do their business.The Pornhub is an area dedicated to eroticism that's roughly contiguous with Los Angeles County. Here's where people go to have sex the old-fashioned way or enact previously impossible fetishes like being vored by a 50-foot-tall slime woman. You could just simulate sex on the Internet with all the same sensory details, of course. Or you could give yourself pleasure with no intermediary. Or, most commonly, you could just rewrite your personality so as to make "pleasure" coincident with goal-oriented morally acceptable behavior, and not bother with feelings or experiences for their own sake. Still, people sometimes want to bang, and the Pornhub is a popular place for it.
The Big City is a colossal mass of structure and machinery covering much of the northeast US and eastern Canada and also going far underground and into the sea. Part art project, part engineering experiment, the Big City is full of fanciful robots, vehicles, buildings, and other gizmos. On its western frontier, there is a concentration of biology, with lots of partly and fully organic machines, such as a colony of wheeled parakeets.
Dragon Dungeon, or "D&D" for short, is a vast complex deep beneath the surface of Antarctica that's full of hideous monsters, fiendish traps, and sparkling treasure. The lethal hazards are harmless to people who are not bound to physical bodies, and the treasure is of no value in a post-scarcity society, but they're amusing all the same.
Central Park comprises much of continental Europe. It preserves wildlife as well as artifically designed living things of various kinds, segregated into 1,000 distinct 100 km × 100 km artificially created and reinforced habitats. Even non-Earthlike enviornments like the crushing inferno of Venus are represented.
The Wonderful World of Science is a wide strip of Asia that's used for scientific research. If you want to do really big things, like cut a planet in half to see what's inside, you have to go elsewhere, but if you don't need a huge amount of space and you like the idea of being physically close to other researchers and their experiments, the World of Science is the place to be. Trying to solve problems in science, mathematics, and philosophy, of which there turns out to be no lack despite the human condition being so good, is a popular pastime these days.
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angel
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movie
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player
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wool
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scientist
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orbit
below
totem
health
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crow
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clay
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navy
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trigger
referee
bruise
translate
yearbook
confused
engine
poke
wreath
omelet
gravity
bride
godfather
flu
accordion
engineer
cocoon
minivan
bean bag
antivirus
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rake
cement
cauliflower
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violence
blender
chew
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witness
hobbit
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chameleon
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action
outside
guillotine
timpani
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leave
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palette
electrician
fitness trainer
journalist
fashion designer
bucket
penguin
sheep
torch
robot
peanut
UFO
belt
Earth
magnet
dragon
soccer
desk
search
seal
scribble
gender
food
anvil
crust
bean
hockey
pot
pretzel
needle
blimp
plate
drool
frog
basement
idea
bracelet
cork
sauce
gang
sprinkler
shout
morning
poodle
karate
bagel
wolf
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heat
wasp
calendar
tadpole
religion
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acorn
sting
market
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pain
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drawer
orca
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pinball
narwhal
pollution
metal
race
end
razor
dollhouse
distance
prism
pub
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vanish
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customer
label
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beaver
spark
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almond
mafia
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nightmare
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season
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anaconda
handicap
walrus
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robin
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traveler
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diagram
hovercraft
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credit
tow truck
shallow
vlogger
veterinarian
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cyborg
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defense
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marathon
demonstration
NASCAR
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Xerox
gentleman
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rhinoceros
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poop
clock
carrot
cherry
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boots
target
wine
die
moon
airplane
think
pause
pill
Easter
horse
child
lamp
pillow
yolk
potato
pickle
nurse
ham
ninja
screw
board
pin
lettuce
console
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goose
bill
tortoise
sink
ski
glitter
miner
parrot
clap
spit
wiggle
peacock
roll
ballet
ceiling
celebrate
blind
yacht
addition
flock
powder
paddle
harpoon
kraken
baboon
antenna
classroom
bronze
writer
Obelix
touch
sensei
rest
puma
dent
shake
goblin
laundry
cloak
detonate
Neptune
cotton
generator
canary
horsewhip
racecar
Croatia
tip
cardboard
commander
seasick
anthill
vinegar
hippie
dentist
animation
Slinky
wallpaper
pendulum
vertical
chestplate
anime
beanstalk
survivor
florist
faucet
spore
risk
wonderland
wrestling
hazelnut
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W-LAN
mayor
community
raisin
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oyster
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mime
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Iron Giant
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DNA
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Monster
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2020.05.11 01:26 StaroSVK Default English word list
Alright so, I took the default database from there https://skribbliohints.github.io/ and with the help of html, I extracted the words to a list separated by commas. It's useful when you want to translate those words into your native language.
Word of advice, when using google translate, do not put all words at once there, it can rapidly worsen the translation.
(And there is a last thing. Their algorithm of picking only custom words is not working really good, at least for me. Meaning that I often get duplicates, despite having a list this big and without duplicates. I'm still trying to find some solution to this, so if somebody is experiencing this as well, share the knowledge please, I will do the same.)
SOLUTION: Thanks for the reply from PepegaWR who identified the cause. I also tested it and there seems to be a custom words limit of 5000 characters. The easiest way in my opinion is to shuffle the words before each session to minimize the impact. Also thanks to the flynger who had the same idea before me :)
Finally, here it is, enjoy the scribbling ^^ :
ABBA, AC/DC, Abraham Lincoln, Adidas, Africa, Aladdin, America, Amsterdam, Android, Angelina Jolie, Angry Birds, Antarctica, Anubis, Apple, Argentina, Asia, Asterix, Atlantis, Audi, Australia, BMW, BMX, Bambi, Band-Aid, Barack Obama, Bart Simpson, Batman, Beethoven, Bible, Big Ben, Bill Gates, Bitcoin, Black Friday, Bomberman, Brazil, Bruce Lee, Bugs Bunny, Canada, Capricorn, Captain America, Cat Woman, Cerberus, Charlie Chaplin, Chewbacca, China, Chinatown, Christmas, Chrome, Chuck Norris, Colosseum, Cookie Monster, Crash Bandicoot, Creeper, Croatia, Cuba, Cupid, DNA, Daffy Duck, Darwin, Darwin Watterson, Deadpool, Dexter, Discord, Donald Duck, Donald Trump, Dora, Doritos, Dracula, Dumbo, Earth, Easter, Easter Bunny, Egypt, Eiffel tower, Einstein, Elmo, Elon Musk, Elsa, Eminem, England, Europe, Excalibur, Facebook, Family Guy, Fanta, Ferrari, Finn, Finn and Jake, Flash, Florida, France, Frankenstein, Fred Flintstone, Gandalf, Gandhi, Garfield, Germany, God, Goofy, Google, Great Wall, Greece, Green Lantern, Grinch, Gru, Gumball, Happy Meal, Harry Potter, Hawaii, Hello Kitty, Hercules, Hollywood, Home Alone, Homer Simpson, Hula Hoop, Hulk, Ikea, India, Intel, Ireland, Iron Giant, Iron Man, Israel, Italy, Jack-o-lantern, Jackie Chan, James Bond, Japan, JayZ, Jenga, Jesus Christ, Jimmy Neutron, John Cena, Johnny Bravo, KFC, Katy Perry, Kermit, Kim Jong-un, King Kong, Kirby, Kung Fu, Lady Gaga, Las Vegas, Lasagna, Lego, Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo da Vinci, Lion King, London, London Eye, Luigi, MTV, Madagascar, Mario, Mark Zuckerberg, Mars, McDonalds, Medusa, Mercedes, Mercury, Mexico, Michael Jackson, Mickey Mouse, Microsoft, Milky Way, Minecraft, Miniclip, Minion, Minotaur, Mona Lisa, Monday, Monster, Mont Blanc, Morgan Freeman, Morse code, Morty, Mount Everest, Mount Rushmore, Mozart, Mr. Bean, Mr. Meeseeks, Mr Bean, Mr Meeseeks, Mummy, NASCAR, Nasa, Nemo, Neptune, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nike, Nintendo Switch, North Korea, Northern Lights, Norway, Notch, Nutella, Obelix, Olaf, Oreo, Pac-Man, Paris, Patrick, Paypal, Peppa Pig, Pepsi, Phineas and Ferb, Photoshop, Picasso, Pikachu, Pink Panther, Pinocchio, Playstation, Pluto, Pokemon, Popeye, Popsicle, Porky Pig, Portugal, Poseidon, Pringles, Pumba, Reddit, Rick, Robbie Rotten, Robin Hood, Romania, Rome, Russia, Samsung, Santa, Saturn, Scooby Doo, Scotland, Segway, Sherlock Holmes, Shrek, Singapore, Skittles, Skrillex, Skype, Slinky, Solar System, Sonic, Spain, Spartacus, Spiderman, SpongeBob, Squidward, Star Wars, Statue of Liberty, Steam, Stegosaurus, Steve Jobs, Stone Age, Sudoku, Suez Canal, Superman, Susan Wojcicki, Sydney Opera House, T-rex, Tails, Tarzan, Teletubby, Terminator, Tetris, The Beatles, Thor, Titanic, Tooth Fairy, Tower Bridge, Tower of Pisa, Tweety, Twitter, UFO, USB, Uranus, Usain Bolt, Vatican, Vault boy, Velociraptor, Venus, Vin Diesel, W-LAN, Wall-e, WhatsApp, William Shakespeare, William Wallace, Winnie the Pooh, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, Xbox, Xerox, Yin and Yang, Yoda, 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Word of advice, when using google translate, do not put all words at once there, it can rapidly worsen the translation.
(And there is a last thing. Their algorithm of picking only custom words is not working really good, at least for me. Meaning that I often get duplicates, despite having a list this big and without duplicates. I'm still trying to find some solution to this, so if somebody is experiencing this as well, share the knowledge please, I will do the same.)
SOLUTION: Thanks for the reply from PepegaWR who identified the cause. I also tested it and there seems to be a custom words limit of 5000 characters. The easiest way in my opinion is to shuffle the words before each session to minimize the impact. Also thanks to the flynger who had the same idea before me :)
Finally, here it is, enjoy the scribbling ^^ :
ABBA, AC/DC, Abraham Lincoln, Adidas, Africa, Aladdin, America, Amsterdam, Android, Angelina Jolie, Angry Birds, Antarctica, Anubis, Apple, Argentina, Asia, Asterix, Atlantis, Audi, Australia, BMW, BMX, Bambi, Band-Aid, Barack Obama, Bart Simpson, Batman, Beethoven, Bible, Big Ben, Bill Gates, Bitcoin, Black Friday, Bomberman, Brazil, Bruce Lee, Bugs Bunny, Canada, Capricorn, Captain America, Cat Woman, Cerberus, Charlie Chaplin, Chewbacca, China, Chinatown, Christmas, Chrome, Chuck Norris, Colosseum, Cookie Monster, Crash Bandicoot, Creeper, Croatia, Cuba, Cupid, DNA, Daffy Duck, Darwin, Darwin Watterson, Deadpool, Dexter, Discord, Donald Duck, Donald Trump, Dora, Doritos, Dracula, Dumbo, Earth, Easter, Easter Bunny, Egypt, Eiffel tower, Einstein, Elmo, Elon Musk, Elsa, Eminem, England, Europe, Excalibur, Facebook, Family Guy, Fanta, Ferrari, Finn, Finn and Jake, Flash, Florida, France, Frankenstein, Fred Flintstone, Gandalf, Gandhi, Garfield, Germany, God, Goofy, Google, Great Wall, Greece, Green Lantern, Grinch, Gru, Gumball, Happy Meal, Harry Potter, Hawaii, Hello Kitty, Hercules, Hollywood, Home Alone, Homer Simpson, Hula Hoop, Hulk, Ikea, India, Intel, Ireland, Iron Giant, Iron Man, Israel, Italy, Jack-o-lantern, Jackie Chan, James Bond, Japan, JayZ, Jenga, Jesus Christ, Jimmy Neutron, John Cena, Johnny Bravo, KFC, Katy Perry, Kermit, Kim Jong-un, King Kong, Kirby, Kung Fu, Lady Gaga, Las Vegas, Lasagna, Lego, Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo da Vinci, Lion King, London, London Eye, Luigi, MTV, Madagascar, Mario, Mark Zuckerberg, Mars, McDonalds, Medusa, Mercedes, Mercury, Mexico, Michael Jackson, Mickey Mouse, Microsoft, Milky Way, Minecraft, Miniclip, Minion, Minotaur, Mona Lisa, Monday, Monster, Mont Blanc, Morgan Freeman, Morse code, Morty, Mount Everest, Mount Rushmore, Mozart, Mr. Bean, Mr. Meeseeks, Mr Bean, Mr Meeseeks, Mummy, NASCAR, Nasa, Nemo, Neptune, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nike, Nintendo Switch, North Korea, Northern Lights, Norway, Notch, Nutella, Obelix, Olaf, Oreo, Pac-Man, Paris, Patrick, Paypal, Peppa Pig, Pepsi, Phineas and Ferb, Photoshop, Picasso, Pikachu, Pink Panther, Pinocchio, Playstation, Pluto, Pokemon, Popeye, Popsicle, Porky Pig, Portugal, Poseidon, Pringles, Pumba, Reddit, Rick, Robbie Rotten, Robin Hood, Romania, Rome, Russia, Samsung, Santa, Saturn, Scooby Doo, Scotland, Segway, Sherlock Holmes, Shrek, Singapore, Skittles, Skrillex, Skype, Slinky, Solar System, Sonic, Spain, Spartacus, Spiderman, SpongeBob, Squidward, Star Wars, Statue of Liberty, Steam, Stegosaurus, Steve Jobs, Stone Age, Sudoku, Suez Canal, Superman, Susan Wojcicki, Sydney Opera House, T-rex, Tails, Tarzan, Teletubby, Terminator, Tetris, The Beatles, Thor, Titanic, Tooth Fairy, Tower Bridge, Tower of Pisa, Tweety, Twitter, UFO, USB, Uranus, Usain Bolt, Vatican, Vault boy, Velociraptor, Venus, Vin Diesel, W-LAN, Wall-e, WhatsApp, William Shakespeare, William Wallace, Winnie the Pooh, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, Xbox, Xerox, Yin and Yang, Yoda, 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2020.02.22 07:04 Speckix YMIATranscript: Season 01 - Episode 01: Festival Time!
Joe: Hey, everybody, this is Joe, and I'll be your dungeon master for the "You Meet In A Tavern" Podcast. Thank you for joining us and giving us a shot. I want to say just right off the bat, laying this out there, we were super excited to start this podcast, so the first two episodes were before we really got our audio quality down pat. We are much better now, if you could just tell by my voice here, but if you get through the first two episodes and think, "Aww, man is it always gonna be like this?", I promise, promise it is not - we get much better - we add music and all sorts of good stuff, so, stick with us. If you like what you hear and you want to get more involved with the community of "You Meet In A Tavern," we are on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, all of those great social media sites at YMIATavern. We're also...we have a subreddit at ymiatavern. If you are a Discord user or want to get in touch with the community that listens to the "You Meet In A Tavern" podcast, we talk to community members, we talk to listeners about episodes, about D & D, about anything related to gaming and fun stuff, so, join our Discord. You can find an invite link on that on Twitter and Facebook or you can use the invite code FAecScM. Okay, guys, that's enough from me. I hope you enjoy the show and stick with us, and let us know what you think! Alright, see ya later. Bye.
*Theme music plays*
Joe: So, why don't we roll initiative to see who wants to introduce themselves first? So, Kirk rolls a 13.
Jamal: 3!
Brian: I rolled a 19.
Joe: Alright, Brian, why don't you go ahead, go. Why don't you say what your name is, and what is your experience with D & D if you have any?
Brian: My name's Brian. I have…very little experience with D & D. I am expecting to die…right away.
Joe: Alright, this'll be a great podcast then. Kirk, why don't you go ahead?
Kirk: Uh…Kirk. I played a little bit of 3.5. I don't know, what are we playing, version 5 now?
Joe: Yeah, we're doing 5th edition.
Kirk: Playing version 5, first time doing that. I will be your halfling monk, Tug Mugbar.
Joe: Nice. Yeah, we'll get to character stuff in a minute. Uh…Jamal – slash – white boy Chris Tinsley.
Jamal: My name's Jamal – slash – white boy Chris Tinsley. I have…no experience playing Dungeons & Dragons, but lots of experience with other nerd shit.
Joe: Alright, perfect. Alright, so, why don't we get into...players - who you guys are playing - your characters. And then we'll kind of get this thing started. So, we'll see. Brian, you want to go first, tell us who you're playing?
Brian: I am playing Karl, a human paladin. I am the youngest child of my family, and I was obligated into the paladin order.
Joe: Wait, wa-wa-wait, pause, pause. I might edit this out.
Brian: What?!
Joe: You do have a younger brother. We decided this.
Brian: No! I don't want him! Let him be Derf's!
Jamal: Yeah, he's dead. He died. Since last night.
Joe: Ha, ha.
Brian: Okay, fine! Can I...can I have a little sister?
Joe: Uh...yeah! Whatever, whatever. I might have to change some names, now, but we can say you have a little sister, sure. No, actually…it, it's...it's perfect. Let's do it! Alright. Karl, has now...your...your name is Karl...Withacay?
Brian: Karl, with a K.
Joe: But your last name is…Withacay?
Brian: Right.
Joe: Now, what I thought would be funny…if…if you’re Karl Withacay, but actually spelled with a C.
Kirk: That’s so conf…now he has to change all HIS documents and paperwork.
*Laughter*
Joe: Alright, scratch that.
Brian: No, we can do it! Let’s do it, that’s fine.
Kirk: I mean, get out the jumbo eraser, ‘cause we’re changing a lot of stuff right now.
Joe: No, ‘cause then I got…I gotta change all the Twitter, and the Facebook profile, and…whatever. It’s fine. You’re Karl Withacay, actually spelled with a K. Keep going. Tell me about your background and stuff. You have a younger sister now.
Brian: Karl Withacay. A human paladin. I’m the youngest male of my family. Therefore, I have been obligated into knighthood.
Joe: Sweet, sweet. Uh…let’s do it, Tug.
Kirk: Okay, so, Tug Mugbar. Halfling monk. A thriving…or striving to be bartender, but is currently just a barback at the local pub. Very angry little fella. That’s it. Like, that’s as deep as I want.
Joe: Ha, ha. Well, see the good thing about this is, so I told these guys to come up with characters, that were fresh out of college, so you guys…especially you, Jamal, who are a half-elf…you don’t really hit puberty until the ripe age of 65…so…
Jamal: Like in real life.
Joe: Ha, ha, just like real life. So, you guys can kind of develop characters as you go on, ‘cause you don’t really…you don’t really know who you are just yet. You know what I mean? So…alright. Go ahead Jamal, you’re up.
Jamal: Uh, my name is Derf Turftoe. I am a half-elf druid. Um…who was previously a burglar? Perhaps still a burglar…umm…likes to steal from rich people, and give his gains to…to…worthy causes.
Joe: You’re like the Robin Hood of druids.
Jamal: Yeah…something like that.
Joe: I love it.
Kirk: Yeah, except instead of having…bandit-related skills…he’s a druid.
Joe: Right. He’s the rogue-iest druid of them all.
Jamal: Hahaha.
Kirk: Staunch PETA supporter…
Joe: Right…
Kirk: Derf Turftoe.
Joe: Derf Turftoe. Alright, so we got a druid…a half-elf druid, we got a halfling monk barback, and we’ve got Karl Withacay, who is actually spelled with a K, who’s got a younger sister…named Jill. So, before we start this adventure…this quest, I just want to say a couple things – house rules – so, I don’t know if you guys have really gotten real deep into your characters yet, but we’re going to try do a bunch of roleplaying, so, if you’ve come up with some kind of a character voice, that would be sweet. It’ll make it a little more immersive than just yourself talking. Totally up to you. I just think that’s a good idea. When you guys, when we’re in combat, and we’re attacking, I want you to kind of explain your attack, not just “I’m gonna hit it with my longsword.” Like, tell me how you’re gonna do it, where you’re gonna hit it, that kind of stuff. We’ll get into more rules as we go on, but those are kind of the first couple things I wanted to say right off the bat, so…I guess I should introduce myself, too. I said I’m the DM, Joe. I’ve only really DM’d one other game. I do one at work, and then I also did the “Lost Mines of Phandelver,” the starting campaign that you get with the starter set. So, I’ve got a little bit of experience, but not much at all, so we’re kind of all new to this…just kind of looking forward to having fun and seeing what we can do. So…alright, you guys ready?
Jamal: Let’s do it.
Kirk: Let’s do it.
Brian: Yep.
Joe: Alright, let’s do it! So, let me reveal a little background of where you’re at.
Jamal: Pause.
Joe: Yeah?
Jamal: Did you want me to square away the questions I had about my character sheet now, or after we go through that?
*Laughter*
Joe: And so it begins! The guy who’s never played D & D before. Alright, why don’t you do that now? We’ll do that now. ‘Cause, I mean, we’re gonna answer questions, I guess, as we go on, and...
Kirk: They’re ALL gonna be from Jamal. Derf is gonna have all the questions.
Joe: They’re all gonna be from Derf, and they’re all gonna get edited out…no…I would like to keep some in…I mean, this could be a learning podcast…people could learn how to play D & D by this.
Kirk: Wow! That is a LOT of pressure!
*Laughter*
Brian: Learn how to play – poorly.
Joe: Right, very poorly. Alright, so why don’t you…what’s your question, Jamal?
Jamal: Okay, so basically what I did after, if this gets edited in, for our listeners, after we did our practice run-through, which was a fucking disaster…
Joe: Ha, ha…I had to save them…I had to use my DM godlike skills like, three times to make sure they only got hit with...one attack damage…
Jamal: Right.
Joe: It was fine.
Jamal: I decided to switch my stat…my attributes around to make myself a little less killable.
Joe: Right.
Jamal: So, I switched my dexterity and intelligence, and I’m just a little unclear on how that affects my saving throws, and my skills…because that was two or three weeks ago.
Joe: So, your dexterity modifier, next to your skills, you’ll see this little grayed out part that says dex?
Jamal: Ya.
Joe: Yeah, so and, a lot of, they say whatever ability kind of ties with that skill, so your modifier’s gonna go in that box, and then…when we created characters, in your character sheet it told you what skills you were proficient in, or which ones you could pick, and you filled in that bubble. So, the skills get that modifier on your ability, but then you add two for whichever ones you’re proficient in. So, say your dex is +3, and you pick sleight of hand to be your proficiency, you would get a +5, ‘cause you would get 3 for your ability, and 2 for your proficiency.
Jamal: And then for saving throws, I get…the…druids get…have intelligence and wisdom which means I get…
Joe: Yeah, you get +2 to your saving throws.
Jamal: +2 in those automatically?
Joe: Yep. Same, same thing as skills, you add, you put your ability modifier…
Jamal: Well I have +1 intelligence which means I have 3 intelligence for my saving throw…
Joe: Correct, correct.
Jamal: 3 for dexterity, and 5 for … we’re on the same page.
Joe: Spot on.
Jamal: And then final question is…because I changed my dexterity, my armor class…my armor…what is it, AC? Armor class changes.
Joe: Ya, ya, yeah.
Jamal: Umm…how does that work? I have leather armor…let me get to that…
Joe: Yeah, if you look in the player’s handbook, it’ll tell you what leather armor is. Looks like leather armor is…that’s light, so it’s 11 plus your dex. That’s your AC.
Jamal: So that would give me…14?
Joe: If your dex is +3? Yes.
Jamal: Ok.
Joe: Yep.
Jamal: That’s not as big of a help as I had hoped. But, that’s ok.
Joe: Alright. Is that the end of the Jamal question time, for now? Are we ready?
Jamal: I mean, yeah, let’s say sure.
Joe: Are you ready to meet in the tavern?
Brian: What kind of meat is it?
*Cheeky laughter*
Joe: He’s got jokes! Alright. You ready?
Brian: Yep.
Joe: Okay, background time. You guys are in a town called Woodhaven. I’ll read you a little bit about it. The rutted king’s road leads to the foot of a broad hill that holds the walled village of Woodhaven. The village is nestled in the northern foothill of the Hagedorn Peaks. The walls are weathered stone topped by defensive palisades. Small thatched homes stand around Woodhaven, each fronting a small piece of farmland, or pasture. Beyond the farms to the north and west, lie the dark, misty woods, and to the east, tall mountain peaks. The population of Woodhaven is predominantly human, with a scattering of dwarven families, and a handful of individuals of other common races, such as halflings and elves. Most of the villagers have never traveled beyond the village veil. The majority of the villagers are farmers. Though the walled heart of Woodhaven employs various craftspeople as well. The nearest town is a five days ride to the east. The wagons occasionally travel through town causing villagers to excitedly gather in the market square to hear news of the outside world, and to buy new and exotic goods. The knowledge you have of the world outside Woodhaven is limited to the tales you hear at the annual harvest festival, where merchants from around the world visit Woodhaven to sell their wares. Over the years, you’ve heard tales of mystical mountain ranges that reach above the clouds, vast deserts that span the edge of the world, horrifying creatures that lurk in deep ocean waters, and an evil that lurks far below the ground beneath your feet. So, the story begins, with you guys in a small tavern, inside the town of Woodhaven. The tavern is named the Leaky Toad. And, I suppose, Tug, you probably barback here.
Kirk: Yeah, I’m working right now.
Joe: The town is bustling with activity as everyone is preparing for the Harvest Festival, where merchants from around the land come to sell their wares. So, this is basically, the Harvest Festival is basically like a big flea market. Merchants from around the…around the, you know within like 100 miles of Woodhaven come, and everyone really looks forward to it every year. It’s kind of got like a carnival atmosphere. There’s games, there’s shops, there’s all sorts of stuff. Tug, you’re just getting off work, actually, so, you’ve been working kind of all morning. And, Derf and Karl, you guys decided to meet up at the tavern to see him off work, and have some quick beer before heading out. Karl, your younger sister…we’ll call her Jill…kind of follows you guys around all the time. She’s kind of a tomboy. She’s got short, short black hair. Likes to follow you around. She usually wears a long, dusty coat that she found in your all’s attic, a wizard’s hat, carries around a wooden sword, and she’s only about eight years old, so she’s just running around the tavern, ducking around barstools, and starting up chat with some of the other customers. So, yeah, so Tug, you just got off work. You guys are just kind of sitting there by the fireplace waiting to start the festival…uh, what’re you…what’re you drinking?
Kirk: Well, uh, obviously getting off work and being the resident, uh…Leaky Toad professional…I walk over with a couple pints of their finest…uhhh…Toad Sweat Ale.
Joe: Is that an amber?
Kirk: And I say it’s brand new. And special glasses, you have to lick the glass before you take a drink, kind of like a margarita, if I can use new world references.
Joe: Sure…
Kirk: Lick the salt, and then you have a drink. It’s weird, there’s just a film on the glass…it’s not any like, salty, consistency stuff, so…that’s a…that’s a Sweaty Toad…or Toad Sweat or whatever I called it…and that’s what we’re having. And I’m already…wasted, by the way.
Joe: You’ve been drinking with the patrons.
Kirk: I partake when I work.
Joe: Right. You do like…
Kirk: My work is a pregame for my evening.
Joe: Like, you get a shot, I get a shot.
Kirk: So, pretty much, I couldn’t operate a wagon right now.
Joe: Okay. Well, that…that’s good, because you’re not gonna be operating any wagons. Okay, cool, so you guys are…you’re kind of imbibing, you’re a little tipsy, it’s been a couple hours since you’ve been there, feeling pretty good. And, you ready to do some festival shit?
Kirk: Hold on, is…Jill here with us?
Joe: Yeah, Jill’s just kind of running around…she kept coming up to your table, asking if you could, if she could have some drinks, and Karl as the protective big brother was like “No, no, no, Jill. Just…just leave us alone. Go do your…whatever thing.”
Kirk: Let the record show…that when I walked up to the table and she was sitting down, I did push her out of a chair.
*Laughter*
Kirk: Let the record show.
Joe: Great. Great. Fantastic. Karl, how do you feel about that?
Brian: I allow it…I mean…she’s really annoying. I just keep her around ‘cause somebody has to keep an eye on her.
Joe: Yeah, okay. Good. Sweet. Alright, so yeah, you guys finish up your last gulp of Sweaty Toad…
Kirk: I lick the glasses to make sure we got all the slime or whatever it was…film.
Joe: Tug takes a nice little lick of all the glasses leftover. You guys start to head toward the door. Jill sees you and kind of runs after you, trailing your heels. And you open the door to the streets of Woodhaven, and all you see is activity. You see there’s big tents that have been pitched up in the town square. You see a bunch of different shops, and stalls for games, and food, and shopping. There’s a bunch of kids running back and forth through the alleyways. Jill doesn’t really seem interested in that. She kind of wants to follow you guys, at least she looks up to you. You see jugglers and dancers on the street, attracting the attention of several mobs of people. And most of the people, you know. I mean, you’ve lived in this town your whole life. The shop owners, and the people that are selling their wares, or running the games, you might have…are not used to seeing, just because they’re from out of town. But you know most of the guests, or the townspeople. A few stalls immediately catch your attention. You see a large green tent to your right, that looks like it’s holding dozens of cages of various sizes, coming from which you can hear a conglomeration of growls, and barks, and chirps and stuff. Near this tent, there’s a large, wooden wall, that’s covered in targets. You see an old man running around…running some sort of dagger throwing game. Opposite side of the street, you see this old woman hovering over a few tables of knickknacks and obscure items that you’ve never seen before, so…I’ll let you guys decide, kind of where you wanna…where you wanna head, and what you wanna do.
Kirk: I vote for the cages.
Jamal: Yep, yep. Seconded.
Joe: Yeah, the druid wants to go see the animals.
Jamal: Hahaha.
Joe: Alright, so you guys walk up to this big tent, and you see all sorts of creatures…you see birds, and rabbits, and a few things that you can’t, you’ve never seen before in your life, like four-legged things with beaks and strange, feathered tails. And, this old lady…oh, by the way, I guess we should kind of figure this out, let’s just say you guys all have 5 gold pieces. You spent a lot of your money at the bar, and you guys have just a little bit leftover. You weren’t really preparing to do a whole lot of shopping. You mostly just wanted to drink, and have fun. So, you guys have about 5 gold pieces. So yeah, this lady approaches you, and you guys walk up to the tent, and she’s like “Hmmm, hellooo, how are you doing? What are you looking for today? I’ve got plenty of magical beasts, and mystical creatures that you might be interested in.”
Kirk: (Tug) “So do we like, fight ‘em?” That’s…Tug is asking this to the lady, “Do we fight ‘em?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, you don’t have to fight them. They’re for keeping, and safe…safely. I’m not going to sell you anything you’re gonna...“
Kirk: (Tug) “Well, how do we win this game? How do we win the game, then?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “It’s not a game. I’m selling these things. Do you guys want anything, or are you just here to bother me? You guys look like kind, kind folk. Would you…would you be interested in maybe like…um…a parakeet…to keep you company? Maybe a small newt?”
Brian: (Karl) “Do you have any lions?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, fresh out of lions. Last one got taken this morning, sorry.”
Brian: (Karl in British accent) “What is the most exotic animal that you have?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Did you just…become British? Is your character British now?”
Brian: (British Karl) “Oh, I most definitely did. I’m the man of a MILLION impressions!”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, impressions! I love impressions! What’s your best impression?”
Kirk: (Tug) “That costs 2 gold pieces.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, impre…oh, right…oh, you want 2 gold pieces for…well, let…I…I’ll tell you what…you do your impression and I’ll pay for the…how good it is.”
Brian: (Karl) “What would you like an impression of, milady?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Hmmm, oh, I’ve always…I’ve always wanted a…could you do…could you…how bout…I don’t know this place because this is a fantasy world, but would you do a Scottish accent please?”
Brian: (Karl) “Uh, I don’t do that one…that’s the one I don’t do.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, the…oh, the only one…oh, shucks. Well, just throw anything at me. I’m open. Let’s hear it.”
Brian: (Karl in southern hillbilly accent) “Well, wha’d ye like to hear, I can go out some bail some hay.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Ohhh, my goodness that’s hilarious. What is that?”
Brian: (Karl in same accent) “The druid.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “The druid? The one that’s next to you?”
Brian: (Karl in same accent) “Yeh, he likes animals. He came straight from the farm.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, goodness, that’s…I’m…that’s embarrassing for you I guess. I tell you what… here’s…I tell you what, as a party, I’ll let you three decide. You can have…you can have any of these beasts, just for that impression. I’ll give you any of these beasts. Let me list them off for you, what you can afford. I’ll let you…I’ll let you pay me…”
Kirk: (Tug) “Afford? It’s free!”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, well…no. I’m still gonna ask for a little bit of gold. I mean, the impression was good, but fuck, it wasn’t THAT good, gimme a break. I tell you what…you can have…I’ve got this small, two inch tall white tawny owl…I’ve got a small newt…or, I’ll let you take this…uh…rat…I found by the sewers this morning.”
Jamal: (Derf) “What was the first one? I don’t know if it was my…me or you, but you cut out for a second.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “It was a small two inch tall tawny owl. Little white…little white thing.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Those all sound terrible. Can we not have any of those? Can you just pay us for the impression?”
Jamal: (Derf) “Um…”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Fine…what do you say, druid?”
Jamal: (Derf) “Let me ask you this…I have a cantrip called…”
*Laughter*
Jamal: This is a question for…this is a question for Joe, not the shopkeeper…I have a cantrip called Druidcraft, which lets me do…distracting shit. Can…can I use that and then steal…the rat?
Kirk: New plan, I’m just gonna try and steal the rat.
Joe: Hahaha. Um…okay, yeah, I mean, yeah. But if you wanna try it, what kind of distraction…do you have to roll something, or just make a distraction?
Jamal: Uh…what happens when I do Druidcraft is whispering to the spirits of nature, I create one of the following effects within range. And the relevant one here is create an instantaneous, harmless sensory effect, such as falling leaves, a puff of wind, the sound of a small animal, or the faint odor of skunk.
Joe: So wait, let me…
Kirk: So you’re fake farting in her face.
Joe: Yeah. You’re gonna…
Kirk: You’re farting on an old lady.
Jamal: I would like to create a small puff of wind on something nearby…which will make a sound…will distract the shopkeeper…and then use my spell…and animal handling, which I am proficient in both…to steal the rat.
Joe: Uh…okay… *laughs* I’ll let you try it. I want to say…just…first of all, you’re in a tent full of animals, and you’re gonna make a small puff of wind noise, like that’s gonna be something that she’s gonna be like “Oh shit! What was that?!”
Kirk: *laughs*
Jamal: She only has to turn away for a second! I have excellent stealth, and sleight of hand.
Joe: Maybe like…are you gonna blow it on her neck? Is that what you’re gonna do? Like…
Brian: Oh my god…
Joe: Okay, um…so you’re gonna…well, okay…
Kirk: (Tug) “Here, here you go. Hold on, I got…Tug’s got an idea.”
Joe: Alright, I wanna hear it…’cause the animals are…the animals are…locked in cages. So, it’s gonna have to be more than a sleight of hand check to blow a small gust of wind and unlock a cage and take a rat out real quick.
Jamal: (Derf) “And the cages…”
Kirk: (Tug) “I try and throw…I try and throw a dagger to kill the rat…so we have nothing to steal so we can move on.”
Joe: Uh, okay!
Kirk: (Tug) “Whaddya think about that, Derf?”
Jamal: (Derf) “I wanted to steal the rat!”
Joe: Listen, you guys have 5 gold pieces!
Jamal: (Derf) “She’s not gonna sell us the animal now.”
Joe: You can just buy the rat without killing it. You wanna just do that?
Kirk: (Tug) “Karl, let’s get outta here, man.”
Brian: (Karl) “I can’t allow you to steal anything. It goes against my moral code.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Ughhhh.”
Joe: Alright, all the time you guys are…
Jamal: (Derf) “Since my compatriots are…LAME…I’ll just buy the fucking rat.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh! Good! Thank goodness! I was overhearing you guys talking about killing it? And I don’t know what was happening! But fine, give me your 5 gold pieces. Here’s your rat.” She hands you…she hands you a cage, and this little scroungy, dark brown rat. It’s about…5 inches long, maybe. It was kind of scurrying around, but you take it with you.
Kirk: Okay, real talk. Tug tries to steal the money that Derf just gave to the old lady.
Joe: No. She says “Okay…get on your merry little way now. Go do something else.”
Kirk: Nope, I sleight of hand. I’m going for it.
Jamal: Can I distract the old lady to help Tug steal the money back?
Joe: Ok…alright, alright, Tug…go ahead. Give it a shot. Roll a d20.
Kirk: 21.
Joe: God damnit. Alright…as she…as she turns around to kind of go back to her other customers…you reach into her back pocket and take the 5 gold pieces back. Now, do you do this…do you tell Derf you’re doing this, or do you just want 10 gold pieces?
Kirk: No, of course not. Of course not.
Joe: Okay, alright. Fair enough. So you guys…when you walk out of this tent, you still see across the way this lady with a bunch of knickknacks, and kind of to your left there’s this dart throwing game. Jill has been watching this, this whole time, just kind of following you guys around not saying anything.
Kirk: (Tug) “Uh…”
Brian: (Karl) “I think we should go to the dart throwing game?”
Kirk: (Tug) “Dart throwing game? Let’s do it.”
Brian: (Karl) “Yep.”
Joe: Okay, alright, you guys…
Brian: (Karl) “I’d like to bring Jill along with me.”
Joe: Of course, yeah. Jill is kind of trailing at your heels no matter where you go, so you guys are gonna head over to that dart throwing game, and…old man sees you guys kind of approach his little makeshift…countertop that just goes right above Jill’s head, and says “Step right up, step right up! Try my dart throwing game! Hit the right target, and you win a prize! Who’s ready? Five gold pieces apiece, a throw. Who’s ready?"
Brian: (Karl) “I am ready, good sir. And not only that…I would like to make a wager.”
Joe: (Old Man) “A wager, you say? Hmmm…I could be interested…what do you mean? What kind of wager?”
Brian: (Karl) “I have my younger sister Jill with me.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Yes?”
Brian: (Karl) “I have 5 gold pieces. I bet my 5 to your 20 that if you put an apple atop her head, I will hit it with said dart.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Are you s…well…they’re daggers, they’re not darts. But okay…”
Brian: (Karl) “I hear you said darts!”
Jamal: (Derf) “You did say darts a second ago.”
Brian: (Karl) “Darts, I can throw darts! I can throw daggers! I can throw ANYTHING!”
Joe: (Old Man) “These are…these are… I wouldn’t want to harm your little sister, these are actual, sharp, real daggers. Um…I’m gonna go ahead and…decline that wager, that sounds pretty dangerous, and you know, insurance, and liabilities and whatnot, can’t be responsible for that.”
Brian: (Karl) “Coward.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Oh, no, no. Potato, potato. You wanna try the game anyway?”
Brian: (Karl) “I suppose.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Okay, alright.”
Kirk: (Tug) “How come this guy has the same voice as the animal lady? This is suspicious. It might be the same person we just got.”
Joe: Oh wait…was I doing that…okay…ahhhhh…
Kirk: Tug isn’t falling for it. He knows it’s the old lady, and he tries to pull her wig off.
Joe: (Old Man) “Oh, what are you doing? Stop. Okay, alright, alright. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Like I was saying, dagger game! Yes, alright, here’s a dagger, here’s a dagger. There’s 6 targets on the wall behind me. You are gonna throw your dagger at one of the targets…and a randomly selected target…behind one which lies a great prize.”
Brian: (Karl) “I choose the smallest target!”
Joe: (Old Man) “That would be…they’re all…they’re all the same size.”
Brian: (Karl) “Give me TWO…daggers, and I will hit TWO…targets!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Well then…then that’s…10 gold pieces…you really don’t understand how this game works, do you? Okay...5 gold pieces...”
Brian: (Karl) “Are we throwing some daggers or what?!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Okay, alright. Here’s a dagger.” So, what you’re gonna do, Brian, is you’re gonna roll…sorry, Karl…Withacay…you’re gonna roll a d6, and I’m gonna roll a d6, and if we get the same number, you’re gonna win a prize.
Brian: So, just roll a d6, not my modifier?
Joe: Roll a d…no you don’t add a modifier to…
Brian: Oh, I added a modifier…
Joe: You just roll a d6. Roll a d6.
Brian: I got 1.
Joe: Okay, I got a 2, so you hit the first target on the top left and you hear this *losing sound* noise. (Old Man) “Ohhh, sorry. Sorry about your luck. Anybody else? Anybody else…”
Brian: (Karl) “I demand another dagger!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Well, that’s 5 gold pieces, thank you very much.”
Kirk: I have daggers…Tug has daggers, he slips him one.
Jamal: What’d you say?
Kirk: Tug has daggers. I slip Karl Withacay one.
Joe: (Old Man) “Umm…you don’t have my daggers.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Throw the dagger!”
Brian: I throw the dagger!
Joe: You throw the dagger, and it hits a target, and nothing happens because it’s not this guy’s dagger.
Kirk: Tug elects not to do anything more here, because it’s super lame, and he wants to go see the knickknacks.
Joe: Alright, well actually…Jill’s kind of standing by Karl’s side, and she looks up…kind of peaks her head up above this counter, and she says “Umm…hey…can I give it a try?” And she actually pulls 5 gold pieces out of her little dress, she’s like “I’ve been saving up some money for this festival, um…and I would love to try…try your little game.” And he’s like “Ahhh…well, umm…I guess 5 gold pieces is 5 gold pieces. Here you go. Why don’t you give it a shot? Just toss it, and we’ll see what happens.” And she hits the target in the kind of center…bottom…level of this, and you hear this *ding ding ding ding ding* and he says “Ahhh, we have a winner! We have a winner! Very good, little girl!” And he pulls out of his church festival apron a little coupon, and he says “I tell you what you do with this prize. Right across the street there, there’s an old woman, and she’s selling a bunch of knickknacks. This here, is a voucher for one free item under 10 gold pieces. You kind of doubled your money there, see?” And she says “Oh, thank you, sir! Thank you!” And she’s just beaming with excitement about beating her brother, and winning this prize, when he lost.
Kirk: (Tug) “Heh. Karl sucks.”
Joe: Alright, so you guys leave this guy, and you cross the street to this woman, and she says…and let’s try to do a different voice than the…all the other two…uh…she says “Oh, hello. And, welcome to my store. I’ve got plenty of things for sale here. What were you interested in?” And Jill, from behind you, Karl, she holds out her voucher with…she’s just so excited to do this and she says “I get one…I get one item under 10 gold pieces, ma’am!” and she says “Oh, that’s great!” And she directs her to the spot on the table where there’s a bunch of old, dusty stuff. Nothing that’s really…looks like it’s worthwhile. And, Jill kind of scans there for a little bit…looks over a few things, and she points to something that’s on the back of the table, and it’s this long, wooden box. Very plain, just like an oak box with a lid, and she says “I want…I want that please.” And the old lady says “Ohhh. I actually just…just found that this morning on my way in. I suppose…if it’s there, I have to give it to you.” And she takes the voucher out of her hand. Jill grabs the box and goes running off down the street with it, just super excited.
Kirk: I laugh at her scampering away, and I slap Karl Withacay on the back, I was like “What a great plot device she was!”
*Laughter*
Kirk: And I look at all the other cool knickknacks on the table, and I’d like to see if I spot anything shiny, or anything else of interest.
Joe: Okay, why don’t you do a…perception check?
Kirk: Alllright…
Joe: Roll a d20.
Kirk: Uh, 5!
Joe: A 5! Uh, hah! Um…
Kirk: So I just went blind, essentially.
Joe: Yeah…you see a table, and everything’s just blurry on it. So you’re like “Ah! Shit, I forgot my glasses!”
Kirk: (Tug) “My glaucoma’s flaring up…”
Joe: Right. Alright. Good deal. So, you guys kind of go in and out of a bunch of different other places throughout this festival…buying some more beer, and shop around a little bit. Tug, you think you could spend your 10 gold pieces on anything, or you wanna keep ‘em?
Kirk: I’m gonna hold onto ‘em for now.
Joe: Alright, so…yeah. Alright, cool. So, you guys are finished. You eventually run across Jill…’cause Karl you’re supposed to be kind of keeping an eye on her, and she’s still clutching this case, and as you kind of walk to her, she opens it and she pulls out this big piece of parchment…this big, rolled up piece of parchment, and she’s so excited to see what it is, she unrolls this parchment, and it’s completely blank. It’s just a big, just blank piece of paper, and she kind of looks a little disheartened, but she’s still got a sweet, wooden case, so she puts the paper back in there, and closes the wooden box up, and kind of follows you guys back to Karl’s house, where you guys spend the rest of the evening, kind of laughing, joking, talking about the day. You eventually kind of have a slumber party, and fall asleep.
Kirk: Hold on. Before we fall asleep, I’d like to do something in character.
Joe: Okay?
*Sound of beer can cracking open*
Joe: Hah! Tug cracks a cold one…and…you sleep. Alright, so you guys wake up the next morning kind of groggy, from being a little hungover from last night, and you walk up into the main living space and you see Karl’s mother kind of pacing back and forth. And she’s looking real concerned. And she says “Do you know where Jill is? Do you know where Jill is?”
Kirk: (Tug) “Probably dead.”
Joe: (Karl’s Mom) “Well…that’s not…that’s nothing to joke about, Tug! Karl! Karl, you were supposed to watch her last night! What happened?!”
Brian: (Karl) “We came home and she went to sleep!”
Joe: (Karl’s Mom) “Go…go look in her room! There’s, there’s…she’s gone!”
Brian: (Karl) “Fine, I’ll go look in her room…jeez.”
Joe: Alright. So you guys go to Jill’s room, and you see basically her wardrobe is kind of broken open, and there’s some clothes hanging out. And…do a perception check. Why don’t you do a group perception check, everybody roll a d20.
Jamal: 4.
Kirk: 4.
Brian: I got a 4.
Joe: No, you didn’t.
Brian: Yes, I did.
Joe: No, you guys all got 4s?
Jamal: Yeah.
Joe: That’s ridiculous.
Kirk: We’re a group, we stay together.
Joe: You all collectively run into the door, as you walk into…what did you say?
Jamal: I have like a…I have 3…because of my modifier, in my perception, ‘cause of my wisdom.
Joe: Yeah, you add your perception modifier.
Brian: Before we leave her room…
Kirk: So, did you roll a 1 or a 4?
Jamal: I rolled a 4.
Kirk: Okay, so it’s 7 total.
Joe: Yeah, so you take your roll, and you add your perception modifier.
Jamal: Okay. And when you guys said 4, was that with your modifiers, or with…I’m just trying to figure out...
Kirk: Yes.
Jamal: …how we do this.
Kirk: Yep.
Jamal: So you guys…
Kirk: Modifier already calculated in.
Joe: Wow. This is a good start.
Brian: What is our perception modifier?
Joe: Your perception modifier’s on your skills, in your character sheet.
Kirk: It’s literally in perception.
Joe: Alright, so…Derf, you actually spot on the ground, in her room, kind of on the rug, you spot the wooden case, open. And, you kind of see…you see the parchment paper, that’s been kind of sprawled out on the ground, and there’s a big piece ripped out of it. And you actually see writing on it, that you didn’t see yesterday. You see the whole thing is kind of filled out with this map of…it looks like Woodhaven from what you’ve kind of seen in books around, and it’s the area around Woodhaven like you’ve never seen it before. And the piece of the page that’s ripped out is right where the misty wood is, which is just north of the city… *woof* *woof* …dog’s barking…you um…you hear wolves in the distance.
*Laughter*
Joe: So, so…this misty wood, you guys know because, as kids, you guys hung out, and you used to go there, and do some pretend adventures and stuff.
Kirk: (Tug) “To the Leaky Toad!”
*Laughter*
Jamal: (Derf) “I agree. We need to have some drinks and figure this whole situation out.”
Brian: (Karl) “I’m…I’m going to wander to the misty wood. You all can go to the Leaky Toad if you wish. I’m going to search for Jill.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Your courage is gonna be up on a couple Sweaty Toads. True, or not true, druid?”
Jamal: (Derf) “…………I agree.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Way to weigh in, there, chief. Alright.”
Jamal: Hahaha.
Kirk: (Tug) “To the forest!”
Joe: You guys run into the Leaky Cauldron, grab a couple Sweaty Toads real quick, and then you head to go find his missing little sister…you assholes.
Jamal: (Derf) “But we feel much better, though.”
*Theme music plays*
(Outtake)
Jamal: While the dagger man is distracted by Tug and Karl…
Joe: Jesus…
Jamal: …ummm…I would like to…rob him.
Kirk: *laughs*
Joe: Jesus! Ok…alright, let me…I’m gonna...ok…this is…this is going to get edited out…
*Laughter*
Joe: Let me just make this clear…is this is not going well. You guys…are…not…thieves…or murderers…you’re like…good, drunk, college educated people. We can’t just continually rob everyone you see…
Kirk: Pleeeease, edit this into the end of the podcast…
*Laughter*
Kirk: Like, after our exit music…
Joe: Okay? Can we just…can we just play without trying to steal everything, please?
Brian: I haven’t tried to steal anything...yet.
Jamal: But my profession is burglar!
Joe: But you steal from the rich and give to the poor! These people aren’t rich…they’re like…traveling merchants…
Jamal: He was being a dick.
*Laughter*
Note: My goal here was to create a transcript that was the most faithful representation of the podcast, so you could read this, and hopefully capture the same magic as if you were listening to it live. I tried to remove words such as “uhh,” “umm,” or “like” that didn’t have contextual significance to increase readability. This took FAR longer than I originally planned, especially when multiple people were talking at once, so it truly turned into a labor love. Let me know what you think, and let me know if you have any suggestions on the format or anything else. I may do more episodes if there’s interest for it!
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*Theme music plays*
Joe: So, why don't we roll initiative to see who wants to introduce themselves first? So, Kirk rolls a 13.
Jamal: 3!
Brian: I rolled a 19.
Joe: Alright, Brian, why don't you go ahead, go. Why don't you say what your name is, and what is your experience with D & D if you have any?
Brian: My name's Brian. I have…very little experience with D & D. I am expecting to die…right away.
Joe: Alright, this'll be a great podcast then. Kirk, why don't you go ahead?
Kirk: Uh…Kirk. I played a little bit of 3.5. I don't know, what are we playing, version 5 now?
Joe: Yeah, we're doing 5th edition.
Kirk: Playing version 5, first time doing that. I will be your halfling monk, Tug Mugbar.
Joe: Nice. Yeah, we'll get to character stuff in a minute. Uh…Jamal – slash – white boy Chris Tinsley.
Jamal: My name's Jamal – slash – white boy Chris Tinsley. I have…no experience playing Dungeons & Dragons, but lots of experience with other nerd shit.
Joe: Alright, perfect. Alright, so, why don't we get into...players - who you guys are playing - your characters. And then we'll kind of get this thing started. So, we'll see. Brian, you want to go first, tell us who you're playing?
Brian: I am playing Karl, a human paladin. I am the youngest child of my family, and I was obligated into the paladin order.
Joe: Wait, wa-wa-wait, pause, pause. I might edit this out.
Brian: What?!
Joe: You do have a younger brother. We decided this.
Brian: No! I don't want him! Let him be Derf's!
Jamal: Yeah, he's dead. He died. Since last night.
Joe: Ha, ha.
Brian: Okay, fine! Can I...can I have a little sister?
Joe: Uh...yeah! Whatever, whatever. I might have to change some names, now, but we can say you have a little sister, sure. No, actually…it, it's...it's perfect. Let's do it! Alright. Karl, has now...your...your name is Karl...Withacay?
Brian: Karl, with a K.
Joe: But your last name is…Withacay?
Brian: Right.
Joe: Now, what I thought would be funny…if…if you’re Karl Withacay, but actually spelled with a C.
Kirk: That’s so conf…now he has to change all HIS documents and paperwork.
*Laughter*
Joe: Alright, scratch that.
Brian: No, we can do it! Let’s do it, that’s fine.
Kirk: I mean, get out the jumbo eraser, ‘cause we’re changing a lot of stuff right now.
Joe: No, ‘cause then I got…I gotta change all the Twitter, and the Facebook profile, and…whatever. It’s fine. You’re Karl Withacay, actually spelled with a K. Keep going. Tell me about your background and stuff. You have a younger sister now.
Brian: Karl Withacay. A human paladin. I’m the youngest male of my family. Therefore, I have been obligated into knighthood.
Joe: Sweet, sweet. Uh…let’s do it, Tug.
Kirk: Okay, so, Tug Mugbar. Halfling monk. A thriving…or striving to be bartender, but is currently just a barback at the local pub. Very angry little fella. That’s it. Like, that’s as deep as I want.
Joe: Ha, ha. Well, see the good thing about this is, so I told these guys to come up with characters, that were fresh out of college, so you guys…especially you, Jamal, who are a half-elf…you don’t really hit puberty until the ripe age of 65…so…
Jamal: Like in real life.
Joe: Ha, ha, just like real life. So, you guys can kind of develop characters as you go on, ‘cause you don’t really…you don’t really know who you are just yet. You know what I mean? So…alright. Go ahead Jamal, you’re up.
Jamal: Uh, my name is Derf Turftoe. I am a half-elf druid. Um…who was previously a burglar? Perhaps still a burglar…umm…likes to steal from rich people, and give his gains to…to…worthy causes.
Joe: You’re like the Robin Hood of druids.
Jamal: Yeah…something like that.
Joe: I love it.
Kirk: Yeah, except instead of having…bandit-related skills…he’s a druid.
Joe: Right. He’s the rogue-iest druid of them all.
Jamal: Hahaha.
Kirk: Staunch PETA supporter…
Joe: Right…
Kirk: Derf Turftoe.
Joe: Derf Turftoe. Alright, so we got a druid…a half-elf druid, we got a halfling monk barback, and we’ve got Karl Withacay, who is actually spelled with a K, who’s got a younger sister…named Jill. So, before we start this adventure…this quest, I just want to say a couple things – house rules – so, I don’t know if you guys have really gotten real deep into your characters yet, but we’re going to try do a bunch of roleplaying, so, if you’ve come up with some kind of a character voice, that would be sweet. It’ll make it a little more immersive than just yourself talking. Totally up to you. I just think that’s a good idea. When you guys, when we’re in combat, and we’re attacking, I want you to kind of explain your attack, not just “I’m gonna hit it with my longsword.” Like, tell me how you’re gonna do it, where you’re gonna hit it, that kind of stuff. We’ll get into more rules as we go on, but those are kind of the first couple things I wanted to say right off the bat, so…I guess I should introduce myself, too. I said I’m the DM, Joe. I’ve only really DM’d one other game. I do one at work, and then I also did the “Lost Mines of Phandelver,” the starting campaign that you get with the starter set. So, I’ve got a little bit of experience, but not much at all, so we’re kind of all new to this…just kind of looking forward to having fun and seeing what we can do. So…alright, you guys ready?
Jamal: Let’s do it.
Kirk: Let’s do it.
Brian: Yep.
Joe: Alright, let’s do it! So, let me reveal a little background of where you’re at.
Jamal: Pause.
Joe: Yeah?
Jamal: Did you want me to square away the questions I had about my character sheet now, or after we go through that?
*Laughter*
Joe: And so it begins! The guy who’s never played D & D before. Alright, why don’t you do that now? We’ll do that now. ‘Cause, I mean, we’re gonna answer questions, I guess, as we go on, and...
Kirk: They’re ALL gonna be from Jamal. Derf is gonna have all the questions.
Joe: They’re all gonna be from Derf, and they’re all gonna get edited out…no…I would like to keep some in…I mean, this could be a learning podcast…people could learn how to play D & D by this.
Kirk: Wow! That is a LOT of pressure!
*Laughter*
Brian: Learn how to play – poorly.
Joe: Right, very poorly. Alright, so why don’t you…what’s your question, Jamal?
Jamal: Okay, so basically what I did after, if this gets edited in, for our listeners, after we did our practice run-through, which was a fucking disaster…
Joe: Ha, ha…I had to save them…I had to use my DM godlike skills like, three times to make sure they only got hit with...one attack damage…
Jamal: Right.
Joe: It was fine.
Jamal: I decided to switch my stat…my attributes around to make myself a little less killable.
Joe: Right.
Jamal: So, I switched my dexterity and intelligence, and I’m just a little unclear on how that affects my saving throws, and my skills…because that was two or three weeks ago.
Joe: So, your dexterity modifier, next to your skills, you’ll see this little grayed out part that says dex?
Jamal: Ya.
Joe: Yeah, so and, a lot of, they say whatever ability kind of ties with that skill, so your modifier’s gonna go in that box, and then…when we created characters, in your character sheet it told you what skills you were proficient in, or which ones you could pick, and you filled in that bubble. So, the skills get that modifier on your ability, but then you add two for whichever ones you’re proficient in. So, say your dex is +3, and you pick sleight of hand to be your proficiency, you would get a +5, ‘cause you would get 3 for your ability, and 2 for your proficiency.
Jamal: And then for saving throws, I get…the…druids get…have intelligence and wisdom which means I get…
Joe: Yeah, you get +2 to your saving throws.
Jamal: +2 in those automatically?
Joe: Yep. Same, same thing as skills, you add, you put your ability modifier…
Jamal: Well I have +1 intelligence which means I have 3 intelligence for my saving throw…
Joe: Correct, correct.
Jamal: 3 for dexterity, and 5 for … we’re on the same page.
Joe: Spot on.
Jamal: And then final question is…because I changed my dexterity, my armor class…my armor…what is it, AC? Armor class changes.
Joe: Ya, ya, yeah.
Jamal: Umm…how does that work? I have leather armor…let me get to that…
Joe: Yeah, if you look in the player’s handbook, it’ll tell you what leather armor is. Looks like leather armor is…that’s light, so it’s 11 plus your dex. That’s your AC.
Jamal: So that would give me…14?
Joe: If your dex is +3? Yes.
Jamal: Ok.
Joe: Yep.
Jamal: That’s not as big of a help as I had hoped. But, that’s ok.
Joe: Alright. Is that the end of the Jamal question time, for now? Are we ready?
Jamal: I mean, yeah, let’s say sure.
Joe: Are you ready to meet in the tavern?
Brian: What kind of meat is it?
*Cheeky laughter*
Joe: He’s got jokes! Alright. You ready?
Brian: Yep.
Joe: Okay, background time. You guys are in a town called Woodhaven. I’ll read you a little bit about it. The rutted king’s road leads to the foot of a broad hill that holds the walled village of Woodhaven. The village is nestled in the northern foothill of the Hagedorn Peaks. The walls are weathered stone topped by defensive palisades. Small thatched homes stand around Woodhaven, each fronting a small piece of farmland, or pasture. Beyond the farms to the north and west, lie the dark, misty woods, and to the east, tall mountain peaks. The population of Woodhaven is predominantly human, with a scattering of dwarven families, and a handful of individuals of other common races, such as halflings and elves. Most of the villagers have never traveled beyond the village veil. The majority of the villagers are farmers. Though the walled heart of Woodhaven employs various craftspeople as well. The nearest town is a five days ride to the east. The wagons occasionally travel through town causing villagers to excitedly gather in the market square to hear news of the outside world, and to buy new and exotic goods. The knowledge you have of the world outside Woodhaven is limited to the tales you hear at the annual harvest festival, where merchants from around the world visit Woodhaven to sell their wares. Over the years, you’ve heard tales of mystical mountain ranges that reach above the clouds, vast deserts that span the edge of the world, horrifying creatures that lurk in deep ocean waters, and an evil that lurks far below the ground beneath your feet. So, the story begins, with you guys in a small tavern, inside the town of Woodhaven. The tavern is named the Leaky Toad. And, I suppose, Tug, you probably barback here.
Kirk: Yeah, I’m working right now.
Joe: The town is bustling with activity as everyone is preparing for the Harvest Festival, where merchants from around the land come to sell their wares. So, this is basically, the Harvest Festival is basically like a big flea market. Merchants from around the…around the, you know within like 100 miles of Woodhaven come, and everyone really looks forward to it every year. It’s kind of got like a carnival atmosphere. There’s games, there’s shops, there’s all sorts of stuff. Tug, you’re just getting off work, actually, so, you’ve been working kind of all morning. And, Derf and Karl, you guys decided to meet up at the tavern to see him off work, and have some quick beer before heading out. Karl, your younger sister…we’ll call her Jill…kind of follows you guys around all the time. She’s kind of a tomboy. She’s got short, short black hair. Likes to follow you around. She usually wears a long, dusty coat that she found in your all’s attic, a wizard’s hat, carries around a wooden sword, and she’s only about eight years old, so she’s just running around the tavern, ducking around barstools, and starting up chat with some of the other customers. So, yeah, so Tug, you just got off work. You guys are just kind of sitting there by the fireplace waiting to start the festival…uh, what’re you…what’re you drinking?
Kirk: Well, uh, obviously getting off work and being the resident, uh…Leaky Toad professional…I walk over with a couple pints of their finest…uhhh…Toad Sweat Ale.
Joe: Is that an amber?
Kirk: And I say it’s brand new. And special glasses, you have to lick the glass before you take a drink, kind of like a margarita, if I can use new world references.
Joe: Sure…
Kirk: Lick the salt, and then you have a drink. It’s weird, there’s just a film on the glass…it’s not any like, salty, consistency stuff, so…that’s a…that’s a Sweaty Toad…or Toad Sweat or whatever I called it…and that’s what we’re having. And I’m already…wasted, by the way.
Joe: You’ve been drinking with the patrons.
Kirk: I partake when I work.
Joe: Right. You do like…
Kirk: My work is a pregame for my evening.
Joe: Like, you get a shot, I get a shot.
Kirk: So, pretty much, I couldn’t operate a wagon right now.
Joe: Okay. Well, that…that’s good, because you’re not gonna be operating any wagons. Okay, cool, so you guys are…you’re kind of imbibing, you’re a little tipsy, it’s been a couple hours since you’ve been there, feeling pretty good. And, you ready to do some festival shit?
Kirk: Hold on, is…Jill here with us?
Joe: Yeah, Jill’s just kind of running around…she kept coming up to your table, asking if you could, if she could have some drinks, and Karl as the protective big brother was like “No, no, no, Jill. Just…just leave us alone. Go do your…whatever thing.”
Kirk: Let the record show…that when I walked up to the table and she was sitting down, I did push her out of a chair.
*Laughter*
Kirk: Let the record show.
Joe: Great. Great. Fantastic. Karl, how do you feel about that?
Brian: I allow it…I mean…she’s really annoying. I just keep her around ‘cause somebody has to keep an eye on her.
Joe: Yeah, okay. Good. Sweet. Alright, so yeah, you guys finish up your last gulp of Sweaty Toad…
Kirk: I lick the glasses to make sure we got all the slime or whatever it was…film.
Joe: Tug takes a nice little lick of all the glasses leftover. You guys start to head toward the door. Jill sees you and kind of runs after you, trailing your heels. And you open the door to the streets of Woodhaven, and all you see is activity. You see there’s big tents that have been pitched up in the town square. You see a bunch of different shops, and stalls for games, and food, and shopping. There’s a bunch of kids running back and forth through the alleyways. Jill doesn’t really seem interested in that. She kind of wants to follow you guys, at least she looks up to you. You see jugglers and dancers on the street, attracting the attention of several mobs of people. And most of the people, you know. I mean, you’ve lived in this town your whole life. The shop owners, and the people that are selling their wares, or running the games, you might have…are not used to seeing, just because they’re from out of town. But you know most of the guests, or the townspeople. A few stalls immediately catch your attention. You see a large green tent to your right, that looks like it’s holding dozens of cages of various sizes, coming from which you can hear a conglomeration of growls, and barks, and chirps and stuff. Near this tent, there’s a large, wooden wall, that’s covered in targets. You see an old man running around…running some sort of dagger throwing game. Opposite side of the street, you see this old woman hovering over a few tables of knickknacks and obscure items that you’ve never seen before, so…I’ll let you guys decide, kind of where you wanna…where you wanna head, and what you wanna do.
Kirk: I vote for the cages.
Jamal: Yep, yep. Seconded.
Joe: Yeah, the druid wants to go see the animals.
Jamal: Hahaha.
Joe: Alright, so you guys walk up to this big tent, and you see all sorts of creatures…you see birds, and rabbits, and a few things that you can’t, you’ve never seen before in your life, like four-legged things with beaks and strange, feathered tails. And, this old lady…oh, by the way, I guess we should kind of figure this out, let’s just say you guys all have 5 gold pieces. You spent a lot of your money at the bar, and you guys have just a little bit leftover. You weren’t really preparing to do a whole lot of shopping. You mostly just wanted to drink, and have fun. So, you guys have about 5 gold pieces. So yeah, this lady approaches you, and you guys walk up to the tent, and she’s like “Hmmm, hellooo, how are you doing? What are you looking for today? I’ve got plenty of magical beasts, and mystical creatures that you might be interested in.”
Kirk: (Tug) “So do we like, fight ‘em?” That’s…Tug is asking this to the lady, “Do we fight ‘em?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, you don’t have to fight them. They’re for keeping, and safe…safely. I’m not going to sell you anything you’re gonna...“
Kirk: (Tug) “Well, how do we win this game? How do we win the game, then?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “It’s not a game. I’m selling these things. Do you guys want anything, or are you just here to bother me? You guys look like kind, kind folk. Would you…would you be interested in maybe like…um…a parakeet…to keep you company? Maybe a small newt?”
Brian: (Karl) “Do you have any lions?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, fresh out of lions. Last one got taken this morning, sorry.”
Brian: (Karl in British accent) “What is the most exotic animal that you have?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Did you just…become British? Is your character British now?”
Brian: (British Karl) “Oh, I most definitely did. I’m the man of a MILLION impressions!”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, impressions! I love impressions! What’s your best impression?”
Kirk: (Tug) “That costs 2 gold pieces.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, impre…oh, right…oh, you want 2 gold pieces for…well, let…I…I’ll tell you what…you do your impression and I’ll pay for the…how good it is.”
Brian: (Karl) “What would you like an impression of, milady?”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Hmmm, oh, I’ve always…I’ve always wanted a…could you do…could you…how bout…I don’t know this place because this is a fantasy world, but would you do a Scottish accent please?”
Brian: (Karl) “Uh, I don’t do that one…that’s the one I don’t do.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, the…oh, the only one…oh, shucks. Well, just throw anything at me. I’m open. Let’s hear it.”
Brian: (Karl in southern hillbilly accent) “Well, wha’d ye like to hear, I can go out some bail some hay.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Ohhh, my goodness that’s hilarious. What is that?”
Brian: (Karl in same accent) “The druid.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “The druid? The one that’s next to you?”
Brian: (Karl in same accent) “Yeh, he likes animals. He came straight from the farm.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh, goodness, that’s…I’m…that’s embarrassing for you I guess. I tell you what… here’s…I tell you what, as a party, I’ll let you three decide. You can have…you can have any of these beasts, just for that impression. I’ll give you any of these beasts. Let me list them off for you, what you can afford. I’ll let you…I’ll let you pay me…”
Kirk: (Tug) “Afford? It’s free!”
Joe: (Old Lady) “No, well…no. I’m still gonna ask for a little bit of gold. I mean, the impression was good, but fuck, it wasn’t THAT good, gimme a break. I tell you what…you can have…I’ve got this small, two inch tall white tawny owl…I’ve got a small newt…or, I’ll let you take this…uh…rat…I found by the sewers this morning.”
Jamal: (Derf) “What was the first one? I don’t know if it was my…me or you, but you cut out for a second.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “It was a small two inch tall tawny owl. Little white…little white thing.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Those all sound terrible. Can we not have any of those? Can you just pay us for the impression?”
Jamal: (Derf) “Um…”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Fine…what do you say, druid?”
Jamal: (Derf) “Let me ask you this…I have a cantrip called…”
*Laughter*
Jamal: This is a question for…this is a question for Joe, not the shopkeeper…I have a cantrip called Druidcraft, which lets me do…distracting shit. Can…can I use that and then steal…the rat?
Kirk: New plan, I’m just gonna try and steal the rat.
Joe: Hahaha. Um…okay, yeah, I mean, yeah. But if you wanna try it, what kind of distraction…do you have to roll something, or just make a distraction?
Jamal: Uh…what happens when I do Druidcraft is whispering to the spirits of nature, I create one of the following effects within range. And the relevant one here is create an instantaneous, harmless sensory effect, such as falling leaves, a puff of wind, the sound of a small animal, or the faint odor of skunk.
Joe: So wait, let me…
Kirk: So you’re fake farting in her face.
Joe: Yeah. You’re gonna…
Kirk: You’re farting on an old lady.
Jamal: I would like to create a small puff of wind on something nearby…which will make a sound…will distract the shopkeeper…and then use my spell…and animal handling, which I am proficient in both…to steal the rat.
Joe: Uh…okay… *laughs* I’ll let you try it. I want to say…just…first of all, you’re in a tent full of animals, and you’re gonna make a small puff of wind noise, like that’s gonna be something that she’s gonna be like “Oh shit! What was that?!”
Kirk: *laughs*
Jamal: She only has to turn away for a second! I have excellent stealth, and sleight of hand.
Joe: Maybe like…are you gonna blow it on her neck? Is that what you’re gonna do? Like…
Brian: Oh my god…
Joe: Okay, um…so you’re gonna…well, okay…
Kirk: (Tug) “Here, here you go. Hold on, I got…Tug’s got an idea.”
Joe: Alright, I wanna hear it…’cause the animals are…the animals are…locked in cages. So, it’s gonna have to be more than a sleight of hand check to blow a small gust of wind and unlock a cage and take a rat out real quick.
Jamal: (Derf) “And the cages…”
Kirk: (Tug) “I try and throw…I try and throw a dagger to kill the rat…so we have nothing to steal so we can move on.”
Joe: Uh, okay!
Kirk: (Tug) “Whaddya think about that, Derf?”
Jamal: (Derf) “I wanted to steal the rat!”
Joe: Listen, you guys have 5 gold pieces!
Jamal: (Derf) “She’s not gonna sell us the animal now.”
Joe: You can just buy the rat without killing it. You wanna just do that?
Kirk: (Tug) “Karl, let’s get outta here, man.”
Brian: (Karl) “I can’t allow you to steal anything. It goes against my moral code.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Ughhhh.”
Joe: Alright, all the time you guys are…
Jamal: (Derf) “Since my compatriots are…LAME…I’ll just buy the fucking rat.”
Joe: (Old Lady) “Oh! Good! Thank goodness! I was overhearing you guys talking about killing it? And I don’t know what was happening! But fine, give me your 5 gold pieces. Here’s your rat.” She hands you…she hands you a cage, and this little scroungy, dark brown rat. It’s about…5 inches long, maybe. It was kind of scurrying around, but you take it with you.
Kirk: Okay, real talk. Tug tries to steal the money that Derf just gave to the old lady.
Joe: No. She says “Okay…get on your merry little way now. Go do something else.”
Kirk: Nope, I sleight of hand. I’m going for it.
Jamal: Can I distract the old lady to help Tug steal the money back?
Joe: Ok…alright, alright, Tug…go ahead. Give it a shot. Roll a d20.
Kirk: 21.
Joe: God damnit. Alright…as she…as she turns around to kind of go back to her other customers…you reach into her back pocket and take the 5 gold pieces back. Now, do you do this…do you tell Derf you’re doing this, or do you just want 10 gold pieces?
Kirk: No, of course not. Of course not.
Joe: Okay, alright. Fair enough. So you guys…when you walk out of this tent, you still see across the way this lady with a bunch of knickknacks, and kind of to your left there’s this dart throwing game. Jill has been watching this, this whole time, just kind of following you guys around not saying anything.
Kirk: (Tug) “Uh…”
Brian: (Karl) “I think we should go to the dart throwing game?”
Kirk: (Tug) “Dart throwing game? Let’s do it.”
Brian: (Karl) “Yep.”
Joe: Okay, alright, you guys…
Brian: (Karl) “I’d like to bring Jill along with me.”
Joe: Of course, yeah. Jill is kind of trailing at your heels no matter where you go, so you guys are gonna head over to that dart throwing game, and…old man sees you guys kind of approach his little makeshift…countertop that just goes right above Jill’s head, and says “Step right up, step right up! Try my dart throwing game! Hit the right target, and you win a prize! Who’s ready? Five gold pieces apiece, a throw. Who’s ready?"
Brian: (Karl) “I am ready, good sir. And not only that…I would like to make a wager.”
Joe: (Old Man) “A wager, you say? Hmmm…I could be interested…what do you mean? What kind of wager?”
Brian: (Karl) “I have my younger sister Jill with me.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Yes?”
Brian: (Karl) “I have 5 gold pieces. I bet my 5 to your 20 that if you put an apple atop her head, I will hit it with said dart.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Are you s…well…they’re daggers, they’re not darts. But okay…”
Brian: (Karl) “I hear you said darts!”
Jamal: (Derf) “You did say darts a second ago.”
Brian: (Karl) “Darts, I can throw darts! I can throw daggers! I can throw ANYTHING!”
Joe: (Old Man) “These are…these are… I wouldn’t want to harm your little sister, these are actual, sharp, real daggers. Um…I’m gonna go ahead and…decline that wager, that sounds pretty dangerous, and you know, insurance, and liabilities and whatnot, can’t be responsible for that.”
Brian: (Karl) “Coward.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Oh, no, no. Potato, potato. You wanna try the game anyway?”
Brian: (Karl) “I suppose.”
Joe: (Old Man) “Okay, alright.”
Kirk: (Tug) “How come this guy has the same voice as the animal lady? This is suspicious. It might be the same person we just got.”
Joe: Oh wait…was I doing that…okay…ahhhhh…
Kirk: Tug isn’t falling for it. He knows it’s the old lady, and he tries to pull her wig off.
Joe: (Old Man) “Oh, what are you doing? Stop. Okay, alright, alright. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Like I was saying, dagger game! Yes, alright, here’s a dagger, here’s a dagger. There’s 6 targets on the wall behind me. You are gonna throw your dagger at one of the targets…and a randomly selected target…behind one which lies a great prize.”
Brian: (Karl) “I choose the smallest target!”
Joe: (Old Man) “That would be…they’re all…they’re all the same size.”
Brian: (Karl) “Give me TWO…daggers, and I will hit TWO…targets!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Well then…then that’s…10 gold pieces…you really don’t understand how this game works, do you? Okay...5 gold pieces...”
Brian: (Karl) “Are we throwing some daggers or what?!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Okay, alright. Here’s a dagger.” So, what you’re gonna do, Brian, is you’re gonna roll…sorry, Karl…Withacay…you’re gonna roll a d6, and I’m gonna roll a d6, and if we get the same number, you’re gonna win a prize.
Brian: So, just roll a d6, not my modifier?
Joe: Roll a d…no you don’t add a modifier to…
Brian: Oh, I added a modifier…
Joe: You just roll a d6. Roll a d6.
Brian: I got 1.
Joe: Okay, I got a 2, so you hit the first target on the top left and you hear this *losing sound* noise. (Old Man) “Ohhh, sorry. Sorry about your luck. Anybody else? Anybody else…”
Brian: (Karl) “I demand another dagger!”
Joe: (Old Man) “Well, that’s 5 gold pieces, thank you very much.”
Kirk: I have daggers…Tug has daggers, he slips him one.
Jamal: What’d you say?
Kirk: Tug has daggers. I slip Karl Withacay one.
Joe: (Old Man) “Umm…you don’t have my daggers.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Throw the dagger!”
Brian: I throw the dagger!
Joe: You throw the dagger, and it hits a target, and nothing happens because it’s not this guy’s dagger.
Kirk: Tug elects not to do anything more here, because it’s super lame, and he wants to go see the knickknacks.
Joe: Alright, well actually…Jill’s kind of standing by Karl’s side, and she looks up…kind of peaks her head up above this counter, and she says “Umm…hey…can I give it a try?” And she actually pulls 5 gold pieces out of her little dress, she’s like “I’ve been saving up some money for this festival, um…and I would love to try…try your little game.” And he’s like “Ahhh…well, umm…I guess 5 gold pieces is 5 gold pieces. Here you go. Why don’t you give it a shot? Just toss it, and we’ll see what happens.” And she hits the target in the kind of center…bottom…level of this, and you hear this *ding ding ding ding ding* and he says “Ahhh, we have a winner! We have a winner! Very good, little girl!” And he pulls out of his church festival apron a little coupon, and he says “I tell you what you do with this prize. Right across the street there, there’s an old woman, and she’s selling a bunch of knickknacks. This here, is a voucher for one free item under 10 gold pieces. You kind of doubled your money there, see?” And she says “Oh, thank you, sir! Thank you!” And she’s just beaming with excitement about beating her brother, and winning this prize, when he lost.
Kirk: (Tug) “Heh. Karl sucks.”
Joe: Alright, so you guys leave this guy, and you cross the street to this woman, and she says…and let’s try to do a different voice than the…all the other two…uh…she says “Oh, hello. And, welcome to my store. I’ve got plenty of things for sale here. What were you interested in?” And Jill, from behind you, Karl, she holds out her voucher with…she’s just so excited to do this and she says “I get one…I get one item under 10 gold pieces, ma’am!” and she says “Oh, that’s great!” And she directs her to the spot on the table where there’s a bunch of old, dusty stuff. Nothing that’s really…looks like it’s worthwhile. And, Jill kind of scans there for a little bit…looks over a few things, and she points to something that’s on the back of the table, and it’s this long, wooden box. Very plain, just like an oak box with a lid, and she says “I want…I want that please.” And the old lady says “Ohhh. I actually just…just found that this morning on my way in. I suppose…if it’s there, I have to give it to you.” And she takes the voucher out of her hand. Jill grabs the box and goes running off down the street with it, just super excited.
Kirk: I laugh at her scampering away, and I slap Karl Withacay on the back, I was like “What a great plot device she was!”
*Laughter*
Kirk: And I look at all the other cool knickknacks on the table, and I’d like to see if I spot anything shiny, or anything else of interest.
Joe: Okay, why don’t you do a…perception check?
Kirk: Alllright…
Joe: Roll a d20.
Kirk: Uh, 5!
Joe: A 5! Uh, hah! Um…
Kirk: So I just went blind, essentially.
Joe: Yeah…you see a table, and everything’s just blurry on it. So you’re like “Ah! Shit, I forgot my glasses!”
Kirk: (Tug) “My glaucoma’s flaring up…”
Joe: Right. Alright. Good deal. So, you guys kind of go in and out of a bunch of different other places throughout this festival…buying some more beer, and shop around a little bit. Tug, you think you could spend your 10 gold pieces on anything, or you wanna keep ‘em?
Kirk: I’m gonna hold onto ‘em for now.
Joe: Alright, so…yeah. Alright, cool. So, you guys are finished. You eventually run across Jill…’cause Karl you’re supposed to be kind of keeping an eye on her, and she’s still clutching this case, and as you kind of walk to her, she opens it and she pulls out this big piece of parchment…this big, rolled up piece of parchment, and she’s so excited to see what it is, she unrolls this parchment, and it’s completely blank. It’s just a big, just blank piece of paper, and she kind of looks a little disheartened, but she’s still got a sweet, wooden case, so she puts the paper back in there, and closes the wooden box up, and kind of follows you guys back to Karl’s house, where you guys spend the rest of the evening, kind of laughing, joking, talking about the day. You eventually kind of have a slumber party, and fall asleep.
Kirk: Hold on. Before we fall asleep, I’d like to do something in character.
Joe: Okay?
*Sound of beer can cracking open*
Joe: Hah! Tug cracks a cold one…and…you sleep. Alright, so you guys wake up the next morning kind of groggy, from being a little hungover from last night, and you walk up into the main living space and you see Karl’s mother kind of pacing back and forth. And she’s looking real concerned. And she says “Do you know where Jill is? Do you know where Jill is?”
Kirk: (Tug) “Probably dead.”
Joe: (Karl’s Mom) “Well…that’s not…that’s nothing to joke about, Tug! Karl! Karl, you were supposed to watch her last night! What happened?!”
Brian: (Karl) “We came home and she went to sleep!”
Joe: (Karl’s Mom) “Go…go look in her room! There’s, there’s…she’s gone!”
Brian: (Karl) “Fine, I’ll go look in her room…jeez.”
Joe: Alright. So you guys go to Jill’s room, and you see basically her wardrobe is kind of broken open, and there’s some clothes hanging out. And…do a perception check. Why don’t you do a group perception check, everybody roll a d20.
Jamal: 4.
Kirk: 4.
Brian: I got a 4.
Joe: No, you didn’t.
Brian: Yes, I did.
Joe: No, you guys all got 4s?
Jamal: Yeah.
Joe: That’s ridiculous.
Kirk: We’re a group, we stay together.
Joe: You all collectively run into the door, as you walk into…what did you say?
Jamal: I have like a…I have 3…because of my modifier, in my perception, ‘cause of my wisdom.
Joe: Yeah, you add your perception modifier.
Brian: Before we leave her room…
Kirk: So, did you roll a 1 or a 4?
Jamal: I rolled a 4.
Kirk: Okay, so it’s 7 total.
Joe: Yeah, so you take your roll, and you add your perception modifier.
Jamal: Okay. And when you guys said 4, was that with your modifiers, or with…I’m just trying to figure out...
Kirk: Yes.
Jamal: …how we do this.
Kirk: Yep.
Jamal: So you guys…
Kirk: Modifier already calculated in.
Joe: Wow. This is a good start.
Brian: What is our perception modifier?
Joe: Your perception modifier’s on your skills, in your character sheet.
Kirk: It’s literally in perception.
Joe: Alright, so…Derf, you actually spot on the ground, in her room, kind of on the rug, you spot the wooden case, open. And, you kind of see…you see the parchment paper, that’s been kind of sprawled out on the ground, and there’s a big piece ripped out of it. And you actually see writing on it, that you didn’t see yesterday. You see the whole thing is kind of filled out with this map of…it looks like Woodhaven from what you’ve kind of seen in books around, and it’s the area around Woodhaven like you’ve never seen it before. And the piece of the page that’s ripped out is right where the misty wood is, which is just north of the city… *woof* *woof* …dog’s barking…you um…you hear wolves in the distance.
*Laughter*
Joe: So, so…this misty wood, you guys know because, as kids, you guys hung out, and you used to go there, and do some pretend adventures and stuff.
Kirk: (Tug) “To the Leaky Toad!”
*Laughter*
Jamal: (Derf) “I agree. We need to have some drinks and figure this whole situation out.”
Brian: (Karl) “I’m…I’m going to wander to the misty wood. You all can go to the Leaky Toad if you wish. I’m going to search for Jill.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Your courage is gonna be up on a couple Sweaty Toads. True, or not true, druid?”
Jamal: (Derf) “…………I agree.”
Kirk: (Tug) “Way to weigh in, there, chief. Alright.”
Jamal: Hahaha.
Kirk: (Tug) “To the forest!”
Joe: You guys run into the Leaky Cauldron, grab a couple Sweaty Toads real quick, and then you head to go find his missing little sister…you assholes.
Jamal: (Derf) “But we feel much better, though.”
*Theme music plays*
(Outtake)
Jamal: While the dagger man is distracted by Tug and Karl…
Joe: Jesus…
Jamal: …ummm…I would like to…rob him.
Kirk: *laughs*
Joe: Jesus! Ok…alright, let me…I’m gonna...ok…this is…this is going to get edited out…
*Laughter*
Joe: Let me just make this clear…is this is not going well. You guys…are…not…thieves…or murderers…you’re like…good, drunk, college educated people. We can’t just continually rob everyone you see…
Kirk: Pleeeease, edit this into the end of the podcast…
*Laughter*
Kirk: Like, after our exit music…
Joe: Okay? Can we just…can we just play without trying to steal everything, please?
Brian: I haven’t tried to steal anything...yet.
Jamal: But my profession is burglar!
Joe: But you steal from the rich and give to the poor! These people aren’t rich…they’re like…traveling merchants…
Jamal: He was being a dick.
*Laughter*
Note: My goal here was to create a transcript that was the most faithful representation of the podcast, so you could read this, and hopefully capture the same magic as if you were listening to it live. I tried to remove words such as “uhh,” “umm,” or “like” that didn’t have contextual significance to increase readability. This took FAR longer than I originally planned, especially when multiple people were talking at once, so it truly turned into a labor love. Let me know what you think, and let me know if you have any suggestions on the format or anything else. I may do more episodes if there’s interest for it!
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