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A couple of months ago, I wanted to work mainly to get some makeup and clothes, my parents did not agree with this idea however my mom mentioned I can work for the Summer and that's it.
Summer break is near and I brought up to my parents again if I can start working for the Summer and suddenly my mom said I can't work.
I can hear my mom out however I'm not going to go along with my dad's reasoning as much.
Both of my parents said I shouldn't be working at this age because I'm too young. I understand that but I feel like this claim doesn't make much sense since they wouldn't let me be a kid/teen now and then.
They try to bring up education but I reminded them again that it's for the Summer and I won't work after Summer break.
My dad's reasoning seems a little sexist to me, he said he won't let me go out and get a job because "You're just a girl, you can't defend yourself as much compared to men". As a result I responded with "so if my brother was my age asking for a job, you would just let him go? Are you saying I can't stand myself up over anything? That women are weak?" To which he denied it. (I don't think I should've said that but I got upset there)
They told me to be like my older cousin where she got her first job at 18. I don't like this idea much myself.
I'm posting here because I think you guys can clear this out a little more and maybe give me better advice on this.

Heyo, I am u/ItzCook1e. A little bit about me: I am looking into joining the military and am 17. I have talked to all the main branches and the Army and the Marines are the only ones who have even tried to get me in. The Army has since stopped trying as I am “waiting for waivers that will take 6+ months”.
I am looking to become a airline pilot on the civ side after serving active duty. I am aware there is little to no chance of me being able to become a pilot in the military due to said waivers and other circumstances.
I know a lot more about the army than the marines, so bare with me here.
I am looking into the 61 MOS (fixed wing aviation mechanic to get some mechanical experience in aviation to help get into the pilot seat), what does the day to day look like?
Once I finish BCT, I assume I have AIT (or the marines version of it), am I guaranteed a 61 MOS spot if I sign for that MOS? How long is the 61 AIT? Is there a way to get tasked with a certain plane of my choosing?
What are the different ways I can enter BCT as a higher rank? E-3 is max for the marines as far as I know, and I will already be entering as a E-2 due to college credits.
Thanks in advance to all answers, I’ve been looking for a bit but couldn’t seem to find the answers I was looking for online.

yo tech heads, any one got advice for radar detectors for a car? I've got a long road trip coming up and wouldn't mind a heads up if theres a cop waiting to catch me going too fast. it'll be from Texas to Idaho
Hopefully not too expensive as I only really need it for the trip

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Is it just me, or have there been way more bots this season? I'm Series 3 complete with a CL of 4252. Did something with matchmaking change, cause I didn't get nearly as many bots towards the end of last season.

Last night I had a (what felt like) long dream, very convoluted plot. Sometimes I was in the dream, sometimes it was more like watching a movie about other people. It’s hard to remember what happened in the dream, but I do know it had a lot to do with magic and it coinciding and clashing with the real world.
I remember there was a villain of some sort, and he had followers of him along with prisoners he had taken. I was one of the prisoners, and we were working in some large open area. I don’t remember what we were doing, but I remember there was a heavy blue cloth between us and his followers. The cloth was to prevent us from seeing what the followers were doing.
I remember reaching out, stretching the fabric with my hand to space the fibers out so I could just barely see through it. I even extended my index finger just in desperation to break through. Through the fabric, I saw a woman wrapped in a lot of cloth. She saw me reaching and approached, touching my finger with her own.
Everyone disappeared. The cloth disappeared. It was just me kneeling in a gray sandy/gravely beach that went on forever, never leading to water. I saw something mostly buried in the sand, and I brushed it off before lifting it up to examine.
It was a golden cast of some complex symbol/glyph the size of a small dinner plate. The overall design traveled clockwise in a circle but stopped 3/4 of the way. I only remember a tiny piece at the top, but I remember it being a big deal to see it. Like a “holy shit this is what I’ve been looking for, this is how we defeat the villain” type feeling.
I wish I could remember the symbol! Just wanted to share and see if anyone had any insights ❤️

I know this isn’t how things usually work on here, but I’m looking for a woman who wants to be bred, get pregnant, have the baby, but who doesn’t want to raise it or be involved in any way. Maybe you want to be a surrogate and help someone build a family, maybe you want all the attention that comes with being a pregnant woman. I don’t know your reasons, and I don’t really care. I want to be a single father. I have for as long as I can remember. I have a strong support system of family friends, and I make enough money to provide a good, stable home.
On the more sexual side, for those that are interested, I’m 37, white, 6 feet tall, a little overweight but getting in better shape. I have brown hair and blue eyes and I’m 7 inches and uncut. I’m bi, so open to couples, and race doesn’t matter to me.

For trade/sale is a RARE Chris Black Designs Wolfman Ring Sapphire Eye solid .925 Silver & 18K Gold #1 of 1.
Measures approximately 7/8 inch, will fit a finger size 15 and weighs 32 grams. I had this ring re-sized at a local jeweler for $30. This can be sized very easily from any jeweler that sizes rings.
It is marked "925" "CB 001" "CB 1 only LTD" and "DTS" The eye is a gem quality blue sapphire and there is one 18k gold tooth (Chris Black signature) . It has been worn lightly since I had it resized and comes with original pouch and certificate as seen in picture. (tv $450) (sv $500) OBO - DM me for trade offers - preferably knives, but you never know. Grade [B]
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John Barrymore, the actor who played Svengali, died on the same day that Fishtank ended, on May 29th (1942). Mariah Marsh plays the girl controlled by Svengali. Her birth name is Violet (Violetta) Ethelred Krauth. She played a girl named Josie in the 1939 film Missing Daughters. At some point in the show Jet played a 40s cop (he specifically says he's imitating a 40s cop, not a 30s or 50s one) who kept saying this was "a case you get once in every 20 years". In the film Missing Daughters, the protagonist is a detective who is trying to find out what happened to Josie. Eventually he discovers that she fell victim to a prostitution/slavery ring after trying to become a famous girl by working as a hostess at a nightclub. In one scene, the detective also says this was "a case you get once in every 20 years".
The entirety of the show was crafted by Sam and Jet with both Letty and Josie as the final contestants from the start, and with the grooming narrative as its natural conclusion. You could think from this that the grooming is just a bit, and that the appearance that they're being groomed now is intentional to sell it to the viewer who is still watching and wants to see what happens to the girls. But NO! Getting people to act into bits is how you get them to act the way you want them to act. If you tell someone to act in a degrading and humiliating way for a bit, they've still been degraded and humiliated. So telling Letty and Josie that the appearance that they're being groomed is for a bit, the final bit of the show, is actually a way to groom them further without having them resist it, since they're in on the joke.
Everything that happened so far with how their "streaming careers" have been handled so poorly points to this being true. It's the only way Josie could accept not making money for this long without protesting or realizing anything is wrong.

Hey,
First time actively trying to connect with someone over the web. My name is Brandon, I'm freshly 32 and probably an average white dude. I have a beard that is usually tame and I'm 5'11. Currently living in Pittsburgh. I'm a little heavier but I am currently doing IF and working on that. That shit takes time yo. Kind wish it was faster but whatever.
Hobbies
-Cycling - Picked up riding my bike during COVID(3 years back) because sitting inside all the time was depressing AF
-Hiking - Same thing as above but I started hiking before Cycling. I take LOTS of pictures on my hikes so let me know if you want to see them
-Gaming - Varies. Currenting working through Diablo 4 and I occasionally play OSRS. My favorite fantasy RPG is Divinity Original Sin 2, that shit is amazing.
-Anime - I watch anime occasionally but I'm not really into it normally. I generally only watch when friends suggest it.
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What I am looking for
While I haven't figure it out 100%, I think the remainder is not exactly the most important. I'm not exactly too picky with age but if you are younger then hopefully there is a good bit of maturity. I don't really care what you do for a living, for the most part...and as far as looks go...As long as I dig you, that's all the matters. Physical attraction just needs to be there as I am far more concerned with personality vibes. As far as kids go, I'm on the fence if I want them or not...However if you want them, then I'd be open to it. Same with not wanting them. I sorta don't want to deal with kids just yet so my pref is women without kids currently.
I am def into nerdy women. Cosplay, anime, science, RPG, video games, books and whatever else is considered to be nerdy...I'm into it. I'm also cool with women who enjoy doing stuff outside, as I do like to bike/hike. Not really interested in talking to women outside of the US.
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Don't really want to keep adding here cause I don't want to make it into a resume lol. If you want to know more, here are some things you can open the convo with.
1) Funny/scary outdoor adventure story
2) Favorite videogame/anime/nerdy topic
3) Most outrageous thing you have been apart of.

I see so many questions about "What kind of questions can I ask to xyz (get some sort of information) from someone?". When you are trying to get information from someone, the time tested method is using statements as opposed to questions.
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The secret behind the effectiveness of using statements to get information from someone in place of asking questions, is it bypasses the unconscious defense we all have. Also, as humans, we all have internal desires to correct the record, reciprocate, need for recognition, self deprecation, and more). The most important thing to remember is that the more sensitive the information you wish to acquire, the more statements you should use.
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Another key bit that is vital to remember is that you should focus and listen for presuppositions. Refine your ability to read between the lines and extract information out of what individuals are telling you. For example "Shelly went to the party last night with Greg." There was a party, it happened the previous night, Shelly and Greg both went to it together, and you should know who these people are already in the conversation.
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There are many techniques and different ways to employ elicitation. Here are a few.
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Flattery
We all like to feel good about ourselves, and when we feel that someone is proud of us, admires something about us, or sees us in some sort of positive light, then we are prone to want to reveal more relative information around whatever topic or subject being discussed as related as we can get. Something like "Wow, I bet that whole event was stressful. You had to have been strong to be able to get through that whole ordeal". This would probably trigger a response in which they will give more information about something stressful about the situation and how they were able to overcome it.
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Naivete
This just implies that you know nothing about whatever is being discussed. Even if you know everything there is to know about the topic, you can still pretend to know nothing. This works very well with people who have a social need for intelligence (inborn teachers). Just fake ignorance around what is being discussed and show curiosity and interest in what they are discussing. "That is so amazing. I don't know much about xyz, but it seems that you know quite a bit"
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Disbelief
As it sounds, this just means displaying some lack of belief around what is being discussed. Even if you know it to be true, you can still act as if you find it hard to believe. This works with peoples need to really correct the record. Remember, you can be nice while still acting like you don't believe something. Try to come off as shocked typically works here. "That doesn't sound possible. John has always made sure to xyz so I don't think he wouldn't do xyz now".
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Provocative Statements
These are usually one word phrases such as "Wow", "Amazing", "Incredible", etc.. Follow these with a pause and the other person will usually fill in the gap of silence with more information about what is being discussed. Pay attention to the inflection of your voice, and be sure the tone doesn't drop off too soon in the statement you make, otherwise it can feel as if the topic has concluded.
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There are many other techniques to use, such as bracketing, information altruism, etc.. Also, you can layer these techniques on each other and create powerful elicitation statements to get whatever information you need from another person.
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Let me know if you like this kind of post and find it useful or not. I've thought about putting together a whole bunch of these, but haven't quite pulled the trigger on it yet as I'm not sure if people would find it useful information.

Today has been an utter nightmare when it comes to regulating my emotions.
Woke up this morning and got to work feeling relatively okay (I would say this is my middle ground mood), then got to work and this sense of dread just hit me of being there. Now don't get me wrong, this is a job I do like doing, it pays for my degree and other ventures.
So bad, that I don't want to talk to people. I shrugged a friend off just now, saying that I don't know how long this will last. When I feel this low the last thing I wish to do is prolong the agony of emotional dysregulation. Perhaps it's something which I can raise at Life Skills (as I have done some work on my own emotional wheel). Perhaps I am also triggered by the progress of getting better, that I don't feel ready to form new relationships with people just yet until I get better.
I like to be alone. Whether this is a default emotional reaction is something that I need to address is probable, but right now I don't have the energy to do so. I know that I feel like resting and getting better so that I can have a meaningful conversation with people that doesn't involve talking about past trauma. It seems to be happening every week that I have these episodes, mainly anxiety induced and very overwhelming emotions come to the surface. Sadly I don't know how to actually communicate that this is what I actually want - a friendship which involves mutual respect and time to breathe when it's too much.

I 28F and my husband 31M have two children 2F (disabled with a very rare genetic condition) and 6M (recently diagnosed with Aspergers and ADHD). This is going to be long since there's a lot of history going back 6 years.
Since the first child was born I have been unable to live peacefully with my inlaws. They were pushy, judgmental and always trying to interfere in the way we raise our son and trying to order us to do things their way. Husband didn't see anything wrong with it since he was raised like this his whole life. It was the reason for many arguments. When 6M was 2yo we moved closer to them, because my husband insisted we move back home and after many discussions I finally agreed. It was rocky at first, but we managed to exist close to each other without any major incidents. A while later we got pregnant. They were hoping for a girl since there hasn't been any girls in the family for two generations. When she was born we were all shocked when she was immediately transferred to ICU due to severe health problems. That's when FIL told us he FORBIDS US to have anymore children (we weren't planning to have anymore anyway but who is he to tell us that). For the past two years my daughter was admitted to hospitals over 20 times. She doesn't sit, doesn't walk. Only recently started to roll over. We have finally learned of the diagnosis a few months ago. Her genetic condition is very rare, less than 20 people diagnosed worldwide. She will never be Independent and will always rely on our care. She's fed through gastrosomy, is only able to make a few sounds and probably will never speak. If she will walk it will be very late, possibly at the age of 7, but there's no guarantees she ever will. My inlaws have this weird fantasy world where they believe that she will miraculously get better. It's fine, if it's their way of coping I'm not the one to judge. The issue is they have never liked me and its showing in their treatment of my children. They have two grandsons from BIL and his wife (their favourite DIL) and they go out of their way to spend time with them. The boys stay for a sleepover at least 3 nights a month, they look after them at least 4 days out of the week, take them for walks and spend as much time as they can with them. With our son they refused to have him overnight (as is their right, it was my husband asking anyway, I'm chill either way) but they also don't go out of their way to spend time with him and only see him when we go over to their house which is not very often due to our disagreements. If ocassionally they did spend time with our son they always complained about him. He doesn't want to eat, his cousins like to eat. He's doing this wrong, that wrong. His cousins aren't like this. Always comparing. Their relationship with our daughter is also reliant on our efforts. They do talk to her, hug her etc. when we are over but also don't unconvenience themselves by seeking any contact on their own. They always said reach out if you need any help but always conveniently have an excuse why they can't help whenever I asked. They have their own company, they always find time to help BIL with his children but never can help with ours. For easter they asked to take our son to the seaside. They asked to take him 2 years ago but changed their minds when we went away with them a month before because they saw that he can be a handful when away from home. This time they were set on taking him and they took our son and BIL's sons for 3 days. After they came back MIL came over to our house furious. She started screaming at me telling me how our son was behaving (and from what she said I'm not defending him, he gave them a front row show of his worst qualities but we warned them that this could happen. She also admitted she didn't give him his morning dose of calming medicine, only the night dose which definitely didn't help). She kept screaming that our son is spoilt. That his behavior is 20% his condition and 80% bad raising on my part. She was furious because son kept crying that he only wanted mum because I'm the only one who understands him and he begged them not to call his dad. I told her I'm not responsible for his relationship with dad. That its hard to expect anything else since my husband doesn't spend time with him, is hardly ever home and he only keeps reprimanding him and complaining at his behavior while playing with our daughter, hugging her and telling her how much he loves her. I told her I'm also struggling and son is not an angel with me, but I'm trying my best. She then screamed that she doesn't blame my husband for being like this and that he should work more and spent less time with us. She also said that I HAVE TO change how I raise my son because he will grow up and beat me up. That I shouldn't ask his opinion on things. That when I tell him to do something and he asks why I should say because I told you so. That I shouldn't talk to him so much and I shouldn't follow the advice that son's psychologist is giving me because she's not the one raising him and dealing with him. She also admitted that while away, my son hit his cousins and she spanked him and he said it didn't hurt. And this excuse for a grandma then said she took a tree branch and hit my son with it. I saw red. Didn't want to argue so I got up to go for a smoke to cool off. She then screamed STOP. GET BACK HERE. I'M TALKING TO YOU. I said I'm going for a smoke because I'm angry and don't want to say too much or argue. She then continued to scream at me and saying to come back and listen to her. I ignored her and went for a smoke. My husband was sat down during this conversation and didn't say anything the whole time. He just kept nodding at her words. This was a fuse in my relationship with husband. I was hurt because he never stands up to his parents. Because if I stand up to them, he's mad at me because "I don't respect them". Because he's more invested in his relationship with his parents than with me and our kids. The atmosphere in our house was tight for a few weeks and shit hit the fan after a while. He was drunk and started to unload on me for going to my future SIL's hen party and leaving the kids with him (I went away for 36 hours for the first time since we've had kids. The only other time I went away was before I was pregnant our daughter to my grandmothers funeral because my husband decided to stay with our son last minute since he was developing a fever). He said many many hurtful things implicating I'm a bad mother. Was very aggressive and intimidating. I packed up my things the next day and went to stay with my sister. When I was safely at her house with the kids I let him know I was leaving him. I refused to answer his phone calls since he was drunk and I knew that because I kept in touch with his grandmother. The next day I let him speak to our son and sent him pics of the children. He asked to come over to talk things out and I agreed. We talked in the car. He admitted he was wrong for his behavior, apologised. He said what's been bugging him, I said what's been bugging me. We agreed that I'll take a few more days to think things through. Finally we had a long conversation and I agreed to try and work things out on the condition that he puts more effort into our relationship and his relationship with our son and puts me and the children first instead of his parents. We came back. That's when his parents announced to husband that they're mad at me and won't talk to me anymore. Why? Because I left. And they won't talk to me until I apologise. I have to admit, my husband kept his promise. He told them I have nothing to apologise to them for. Me leaving doesn't have anything to do with them and I won't be apologising. He was furious when telling me about it. Soon after they were organising a birthday party for husbands uncle and MIL said that she's inviting us all but if I have half a mind I won't come. Husband said in that case not to expect him either. MIL said to at least bring the kids over and he agreed. He didn't end up taking them, because our daughters nurse called that morning to say that she'll be over in the afternoon and I said I'm not comfortable with him leaving the kids with inlaws once the party is in full mode because his family will be drunk and loud by then (they're known to get drunk on occassions like this). He agreed. A few days later MIL asked to take husband and kids to a botanical garden for mothers day or at least the kids, but then corrected herself and said that she would only want to take our son since she can't take care of our daughter (it's not complicated. MIL keeps saying she needs to learn since daughter was born but never showed any interest in learning. Daughter is 2 now and she doesn't put any effort in learning how to take care of her, she also doesn't put any effort to learn how to deal with our son or learning anything about Aspergers. She expects our son to bend his behavior towards her expectations, instead of finding ways to find a common language with him). Husband said he'll think about it. I objected. It's mothers day, I want to spend time with my kids. My husband is welcome to go. They didn't go. Since then MIL coincidentally only insists that husband comes over with the children at dates that are significant to me. Husband takes the children over to them so they can spend time with them on normal dates, that don't interfere with our plans. Yesterday husband said SIL was complaining that its been ages since we've spent time as a family with inlaws. That I should apologise and end this feud. She said she jumped at FIL and hit him and apologised and its all good, so she's sure that things will go back to normal if I apologise. He said that I don't have to apologise but should go over with him and show that I'm willing to end this. The thing is I'm not. It's a few years of built up anger spilling over and me taking a stand for the first time. I refuse to be treated like this. I refuse to be the hated DIL, just because I have different views while BIL's wife assaulted FIL gave a half assed apology and she's back to being their favourite DIL. I refuse to let them treat our kids worse because they don't like their mother. I refuse to bend over backwards to please them, while they treat me and my kids worse. I pointed out to husband that our neughbour has a better relationship with our daughter than MIL. That she's not scared and puts more effort to build a relationship with our daughter than his mother does. That his parents only complain and insist that HE comes over with the kids. That I'm not holding the kids hostage. She can come over and take the kids for a walk, she doesn't have to talk to me. That even when SIL assaulted FIL and they refused to speak to her, they still found a way to spend time with their kids, but can't do the same for our kids. I'm tired of this. I will not go over, I will not speak to them because if I do, it will be same as giving them permission for this treatment. I said they don't have to like me, but should respect that I'm his wife and the mother of his children. That even if they don't like me, our children are their grandchildren and they should treat our kids better and most importantly put our kids first over any arguments or feuds that they have with me. We deserve better and I'm taking a stand for me and my children. He dropped it for now but I know he will try to convince me to end this again.

Hello!
We’re seeking 1-2 players for our Dungeons & Dragons game. We play on the westside of Santa Cruz, CA at 6:30pm on Tuesdays. The game has homebrew rules. You would be joining in the middle of our campaign. The setting is fantasy during an industrial era.
We have a great group of players– four friendly adults who engage with the game and the story. We enjoy a nice balance of roleplay, combat, and exploration.
We welcome newbies, as long as you’re ready to learn. In general, we’re looking for people who:

• Have good communication skills, including the ability to respond to Discord messages.
• Are committed to weekly sessions and free on Tuesday evenings.
• Are comfortable roleplaying.
• Are willing to set aside expectations of traditional medieval high fantasy, orcs, dragons, ect. (Don’t worry, there are still plenty of fantastical elements and creatures!)

If you’re interested or would like to know more, send me a message that includes;

• Your age
• What you want out of a TTRPG group
• Any personal boundaries you have at the table.

Thanks!

I'm on east coast. I'm not looking for game masters or anyone to carry me through the game. Just looking for a group that's kind of new to online or back after a long break and just wants to play the game and have fun. I've been wanting to do the heists for a while, and a lot of people online don't want to play the older heists (prison break sucks, I know).
I got the enterprise pack, so all that stuff, a terrorbyte, and a night club. Let's have some fun and make some money. I've been having fun doing some of the missions in the terrorbyte (rob the robbers or whatever) and doing supply runs and drops for my warehouse.
Anyone interested?

I have played league on and off since 2010. I absolutely love the game, and watch it all the time. However, when I play I always choose ARAM because the community is much more accepting. However, I really miss the regular game and decided to give it a try after years of avoiding it due to fear of my teammates being toxic. I played one game and even though I told them I haven’t played regular in a long time, and it was an unranked game, they were very rude and threatening to report me (I had 6 deaths total in the whole game, and tried very hard not to int. Also, we won.)
My request is to have a more positive attitude when playing unranked regular games. There are those of us who feel unwelcome to even try to practice a game we love. Bot games are not the same at all, so as much as I can practice with those, I will still be rusty when I play a regular game.
I totally get the frustration when you get put on a team with someone who doesn’t play up to your standard, and that’s okay. But if you want them to play better, constructive feedback will be more helpful than shame.

So basically I'm MTF and have been on hormones for a year. I get the vast majority of my clothes from thrift stores because they are cheap and generally just choose stuff at random lmao.
I would really like a casual style that actually looks good and feminine and flatters my figure. Right now I just wear a baggy t-shirt/sweater and jeans and it's just really boring and sad.
If it helps, there are pictures of me in a recent post so u can better understand how I look. This would be important to see which colors I should generally look for and which styles compliment my body best.
For reference, here is some info about me. - I am 19 yrs old - I am quite tall, 5'9"~5'10" - I am thin, 120-125 lbs. I worry with this weight I would look bad in tight clothes. - My bust isn't very large, only around 33" and B-cup. - My shoulder width is around 17", so pretty broad - I have a thin waist (26"). In general pants of women's sizes 2-4 fit the best.
Finding tops for me is a struggle. They tend to be too wide and not long enough. For instance one might cover my torso but not have sleeves long enough or in general something is off with most women's shirts
I like bold and unique designs, maybe not too unique to be super weird but definitely enough to stand out a bit. I also would prefer things that obscure my shoulders a bit.
If you know of anything that may fit my criteria, let me know. Don't be afraid to ask more questions if you need more context. Thank you :)

Hello friends, I am beautiful retriever Millie. Someone called me a cloaca today, but I believe I am being slandered!
This morning my mommy took brudder and me out after breakfast. We’re using the facilities, looking at grass, sniffing flowers, that kind of thing. Enjoying a leisurely morning, and then a BIRB started yelling at us?? Never heard birb yell before, just kind of sing? This birb was yelling like we was in her yard, but I looked around and it was definitely our yard. There’s a fence, so it was easy to tell.
Mommy said “What’s wrong crow?” and the birb kept yelling. Then a twig or something fell out of the tree a few feet away from Mommy and she shrieked, but I don’t know why she’d shriek about a twig. Birb flew closer and was yelling real loud and Mommy went over to look at the twig. Then she said it was time to go in and we’d only been out a few minutes?? Cruelly cheating us of our post-breakfast yard time?? I am good girl so I went in with brudder and Mommy, then Mommy closed the drapes and said we had to leave the birbs alone for a while. Mommy must have needed more sleep, because there was only one birb.
One nap later I wanted to go out and enjoy some yard time and make up for shamefully reduced post-breakfast time. Mommy opened the drapes and the door and only made it a step or two before that dang birb started yelling again and then another twig fell out of the tree!! So we had to go back in the house so the birb could have all the private yelling time it wanted.
I haz been around long enough to recognize some birb talk and distinctly heard the word “cloaca.” I had to leave my own yard twice because this birb has a twig obsession! I don’t tell birb where to fly, why it tell me where to sniff??
Am I the cloaca?

I am a new hire and my mentor was showing me the ropes and this sub came up. She said it’s pretty accurate and funny (which is kinda scary but we ball) but it got me thinking: have you ever read something on here and been like: is that John Doe?

I knew that today was going to be interesting when I had to clean vomit out of the urinal at 8:30 in the morning.
Then the bartenders want to try to order me around on my lunch break since they can't find their server, as if I take orders from them (I don't).
And finally, I get stuck in the service elevator for an hour and a half while I am trying to fetch trash cans from another part of the building. Had to call the nonemergency line for police to get out.
The silver lining in this is my manager let me go home early and I'm getting paid for the full shift. Also got a decent workout in at the gym.
So, bartenders, how's your Friday going?