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2023.03.31 23:10 nolanday64 My micro-discectomy & decompression diary ...

Day before surgery:
· Morning: shower with provided antibacterial body wash per instructions.
· Regular routine during the day, other than trying to eat/drink well.
· No alcohol or medical mary-jane during this time.
· Evening: another shower with antibacterial wash before bed.
· They wanted me to drink 32oz of Gatorade or something like that this evening.
· No food whatsoever after midnight.

Day of surgery:
· Morning shower again with anti-bac soap.
· I was allowed 8oz of a non-colored clear liquid but didn’t need any, wasn’t thirsty.
· Show up at the hospital at 7:30am after 50-min drive in the rain and morning traffic with an accident on the highway forcing us onto side streets.
· After a short lobby room wait, I was taken back for pre-op stuff like getting into gown, slippers, checking BP, pulse ox, taking questions, and getting IV setup. I also had to put on what acts like support hose, which are tight on the lower legs/feet, she said this helps prevent clots, just a precaution she said.
· A while later anesthesiologist comes in to introduce and ask a lot of questions
· A while later ortho surgeon comes in to touch base, so we’re ready to go
· All told, after about 2 1/2 hours total in pre-op, in comes the other anesthesiologist on the team, he starts something into the IV line behind me where I can’t see what it was, and they pack up my bed and start rolling down a hallway and into a very cluttered OR. Seriously, it looked like there was every conceivable surgical robot and machine in this room, so I wasn’t sure at first this was the operating room, or a storage room.
· That’s about when my lights went out and I was under.
· Woke up probably 2-hrs later in recovery room/partitioned bed. Once I was alert there was some final checkout after they got my blood pressure down. It always runs slightly high, but she was seeing a diastolic over 100 and wanted that lower before releasing, so she ran some medicine into the IV line.
· After a short time she was satisfied with the BP, and I was able to get dressed (with assistance), and pee, and then I was being shown the door, basically, by having a wheelchair waiting for me outside the restroom. I had the option of staying the day/night and leaving tomorrow, but couldn’t see any reason for that since I was feeling okay.
· Voice is a little raspy and dry, most likely effects of the breathing tube.
· At this point, walking still feels wonky, like the leg which was the sciatica side is shorter than the other, and I’m not walking straight. I expect that will improve as the surgery meds wear off and my leg/butt muscles get re-acclimated.
· There’s some burning pain around the incision site, but not major. Getting in/out of the car, which is fairly low bucket seats, wasn’t too bad since I took it slow and could grasp the window & door frames to lower myself in.
· Stopped at the pharmacy and McDonald’s on the way home. Was able to eat most of it, but I think the surgery meds are still suppressing appetite a little and making things taste & feel a little “off”.
· Now I’m home resting, took my meds (hydrocodone & some muscle relaxer) before settling into the recliner with my laptop.
· Otherwise moving around the house hasn’t been any problem at all, just as long as I’m conscious to keep my back straight, moving slow and deliberately. I was given a big bulky back brace to wear if needed, but it interferes with sitting so I’ll just save that for times when I go for a walk.

More to come as I track pain levels and activity for a few days. Hopefully this will all be a good story to offset some of the scary ones we see here.
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2023.03.31 23:09 WinglessVultures The Little Red Car That Never Had a Wash

Collection of children's stories that includes a story about a little red car that never had a wash. I read this in the very late 80s or more likely early 90s although the book was probably second hand.
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2023.03.31 23:00 ogreatgames The Incredible Hulk: Blockbuster Levels Of Destruction - Xbox 360 Game

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2023.03.31 22:54 _Triple_ [STORE] 900+ KNIVES/GLOVES/SKINS, 50.000$+ INVENTORY. M9 Fade, M4 Poseidon, Kara Gamma, BFK Freehand, BFK Bright Water, Spec Gloves Kimono, Nomad Fade, M9 Doppler, Skeleton, BFK B.Steel, AWP Fade, Stiletto Fade, S.Gloves Slingshot, BFK Ultra, Kara Damas, Bayo Lore, Bayo Gamma, Flip Fade & A Lot More

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Freehand FN #1, B/O: $1867

★ Butterfly Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $1098

★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel BS, B/O: $907

★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet FT, B/O: $789

★ Butterfly Knife Stained FT, B/O: $695


★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW #1, B/O: $888

★ Bayonet Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $727

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $608

★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $521

★ Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $253

★ Bayonet Night FT, B/O: $251

★ StatTrak™ Bayonet Lore MW, B/O: $751


★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1343

★ Karambit Damascus Steel FT, B/O: $774

★ Karambit Rust Coat BS, B/O: $537

★ Karambit Boreal Forest FT, B/O: $488


★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN, B/O: $1523

★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Phase 4) FN, B/O: $1008

★ M9 Bayonet Blue Steel FT, B/O: $534

★ M9 Bayonet Rust Coat BS, B/O: $449


★ Flip Knife Fade FN, B/O: $703

★ Flip Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 1) MW, B/O: $509

★ Flip Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $406

★ Flip Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $228

★ StatTrak™ Flip Knife Bright Water FN, B/O: $332


★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN, B/O: $292

★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $264

★ Falchion Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Falchion Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $133


★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN, B/O: $822

★ Stiletto Knife Slaughter FN, B/O: $569

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN, B/O: $530

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web FT, B/O: $396

★ StatTrak™ Stiletto Knife Scorched FT, B/O: $172


★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) MW #1, B/O: $830

★ Gut Knife Fade FN, B/O: $204

★ Gut Knife Tiger Tooth FN, B/O: $138

★ Gut Knife Bright Water MW, B/O: $104

★ Gut Knife Freehand FT, B/O: $92

★ Gut Knife Urban Masked FT, B/O: $82

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Rust Coat BS, B/O: $93


★ Shadow Daggers Fade FN, B/O: $258

★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Phase 3) FN, B/O: $165

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Bright Water FT, B/O: $82

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel WW, B/O: $80

★ Shadow Daggers Rust Coat BS, B/O: $74

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade FN, B/O: $186


★ Classic Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $311

★ StatTrak™ Classic Knife Stained BS, B/O: $163


★ Talon Knife Slaughter MW, B/O: $605

★ Talon Knife Scorched MW, B/O: $290


★ Ursus Knife Marble Fade FN, B/O: $405

★ Ursus Knife Night Stripe MW, B/O: $162


★ Paracord Knife Stained WW, B/O: $125

★ Paracord Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

★ Paracord Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $96


★ Navaja Knife Safari Mesh FT, B/O: $71

★ Navaja Knife Scorched WW, B/O: $71


★ Nomad Knife Fade FN, B/O: $1015

★ Skeleton Knife, B/O: $909

★ Bowie Knife Boreal Forest MW, B/O: $106

★ Survival Knife Forest DDPAT FT, B/O: $97

GLOVES

★ Driver Gloves Crimson Weave FT, B/O: $335

★ Driver Gloves King Snake BS, B/O: $270

★ Driver Gloves Lunar Weave WW, B/O: $113

★ Driver Gloves Overtake WW, B/O: $88

★ Driver Gloves Overtake BS, B/O: $67


★ Moto Gloves Transport MW, B/O: $171

★ Moto Gloves Polygon BS, B/O: $137

★ Moto Gloves Transport WW, B/O: $71

★ Moto Gloves 3rd Commando Company BS, B/O: $62


★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono WW, B/O: $1027

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike FT, B/O: $654

★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT, B/O: $295

★ Specialist Gloves Lt. Commander FT, B/O: $277

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web FT, B/O: $275


★ Sport Gloves Slingshot FT, B/O: $796

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious BS #2, B/O: $699

★ Sport Gloves Omega FT, B/O: $656


★ Broken Fang Gloves Unhinged BS, B/O: $60

WEAPONS

AK-47 Case Hardened BS, B/O: $130

AK-47 Bloodsport MW, B/O: $79

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Fuel Injector BS, B/O: $76

AK-47 Bloodsport FT, B/O: $70

AK-47 Neon Rider MW, B/O: $60


AWP Fade FN, B/O: $864

AWP BOOM MW, B/O: $84

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Containment Breach FT, B/O: $69

AWP Wildfire FT, B/O: $59

AWP Chromatic Aberration FN, B/O: $59

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65

StatTrak™ AWP Hyper Beast FT, B/O: $65


Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Blaze FN, B/O: $565

Desert Eagle Printstream FN, B/O: $155

Desert Eagle Cobalt Disruption FN, B/O: $58


M4A1-S Icarus Fell FN, B/O: $414

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204

M4A1-S Printstream MW, B/O: $204


M4A4 Poseidon FN, B/O: $1402

M4A4 The Emperor FN, B/O: $152

M4A4 Asiimov WW, B/O: $97


USP-S Kill Confirmed MW, B/O: $65

USP-S Printstream FT, B/O: $69

StatTrak™ USP-S Kill Confirmed FT, B/O: $123

StatTrak™ USP-S Neo-Noir FN, B/O: $106


AUG Flame Jörmungandr FN, B/O: $218

P2000 Ocean Foam FN, B/O: $139

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike MW, B/O: $81

CZ75-Auto Emerald Quartz MW, B/O: $61

Trade Offer Link - Steam Profile Link - My Inventory

Knives - Bowie Knife, Butterfly Knife, Falchion Knife, Flip Knife, Gut Knife, Huntsman Knife, M9 Bayonet, Bayonet, Karambit, Shadow Daggers, Stiletto Knife, Ursus Knife, Navaja Knife, Talon Knife, Classic Knife, Paracord Knife, Survival Knife, Nomad Knife, Skeleton Knife, Patterns - Gamma Doppler, Doppler (Phase 1, Phase 2, Phase 3, Phase 4, Black Pearl, Sapphire, Ruby, Emerald), Crimson Web, Lore, Fade, Ultraviolet, Night, Marble Fade (Fire & Ice, Fake FI), Case Hardened (Blue Gem), Autotronic, Slaughter, Black Laminate, Tiger Tooth, Boreal Forest, Scorched, Blue Steel, Vanilla, Damascus Steel, Forest DDPAT, Urban Masked, Freehand, Stained, Bright Water, Safari Mesh, Rust Coat, Gloves - Bloodhound Gloves (Charred, Snakebite, Guerrilla, Bronzed), Driver Gloves (Snow Leopard, King Snake, Crimson Weave, Imperial Plaid, Black Tie, Lunar Weave, Diamondback, Rezan the Red, Overtake, Queen Jaguar, Convoy, Racing Green), Hand Wraps (Cobalt Skulls, CAUTION!, Overprint, Slaughter, Leather, Giraffe, Badlands, Spruce DDPAT, Arboreal, Constrictor, Desert Shamagh, Duct Tape), Moto Gloves (Spearmint, POW!, Cool Mint, Smoke Out, Finish Line, Polygon, Blood Pressure, Turtle, Boom!, Eclipse, 3rd Commando Company, Transport), Specialist Gloves (Crimson Kimono, Tiger Strike, Emerald Web, Field Agent, Marble Fade, Fade, Foundation, Lt. Commander, Crimson Web, Mogul, Forest DDPAT, Buckshot), Sport Gloves (Pandora's Box, Superconductor, Hedge Maze, Vice, Amphibious, Slingshot, Omega, Arid, Big Game, Nocts, Scarlet Shamagh, Bronze Morph), Hydra Gloves (Case Hardened, Emerald, Rattler, Mangrove), Broken Fang Gloves (Jade, Yellow-banded, Unhinged, Needle Point), Pistols - P2000 (Wicked Sick, Ocean Foam, Fire Element, Amber Fade, Corticera, Chainmail, Imperial Dragon, Obsidian, Scorpion, Handgun, Acid Etched), USP-S (Printstream, Kill Confirmed, Whiteout, Road Rash, Owergrowth, The Traitor, Neo-Noir, Dark Water, Orion, Blueprint, Stainless, Caiman, Serum, Monster Mashup, Royal Blue, Ancient Visions, Cortex, Orange Anolis, Ticket To Hell, Black Lotus, Cyrex, Check Engine, Guardian, Purple DDPAT, Torque, Blood Tiger, Flashback, Business Class, Pathfinder, Para Green), Lead Conduit, Glock-18 (Umbral Rabbit, Fade, Candy Apple, Bullet Queen, Synth Leaf, Neo-Noir, Nuclear Garden, Dragon Tatto, Reactor, Pink DDPAT, Twilight Galaxy, Sand Dune, Groundwater, Blue Fissure, Snack Attack, Water Elemental, Brass, Wasteland Rebel, Vogue, Franklin, Royal Legion, Gamma Doppler, Weasel, Steel Disruption, Ironwork, Grinder, High Beam, Moonrise, Oxide Blaze, Bunsen Burner, Clear Polymer, Bunsen Burner, Night), P250 (Re.built, Nuclear Threat, Modern Hunter, Splash, Whiteout, Vino Primo, Mehndi, Asiimov, Visions, Undertow, Cartel, See Ya Later, Gunsmoke, Splash, Digital Architect, Muertos, Red Rock, Bengal Tiger, Crimson Kimono, Wingshot, Metallic DDPAT, Hive, Dark Filigree, Mint Kimono), Five-Seven (Neon Kimono, Berries And Cherries, Fall Hazard, Crimson Blossom, Hyper Beast, Nitro, Fairy Tale, Case Hardened, Copper Galaxy, Angry Mob, Monkey Business, Fowl Play, Anodized Gunmetal, Hot Shot, Retrobution, Boost Protocol), CZ75-Auto (Chalice, Crimson Web, Emerald Quartz, The Fuschia is Now, Nitro, Xiangliu, Yellow Jacket, Victoria, Poison Dart, Syndicate, Eco, Hexane, Pole, Tigris), Tec-9 (Rebel, Terrace, Nuclear Threat, Hades, Rust Leaf, Decimator, Blast From, Orange Murano, Toxic, Fuel Injector, Remote Control, Bamboo Forest, Isaac, Avalanche, Brother, Re-Entry, Blue Titanium, Bamboozle), R8 Revolver (Banana Cannon, Fade, Blaze, Crimson Web, Liama Cannon, Crazy 8, Reboot, Canal Spray, Night, Amber Fade), Desert Eagle (Blaze, Hand Cannon, Fennec Fox, Sunset Storm, Emerald Jörmungandr, Pilot, Hypnotic, Golden Koi, Printstream, Cobalt Disruption, Code Red, Ocean Drive, Midnight Storm, Kumicho Dragon, Crimson Web, Heirloom, Night Heist, Mecha Industries, Night, Conspiracy, Trigger Discipline, Naga, Directive, Light Rail), Dual Berettas (Flora Carnivora, Duelist, Cobra Strike, Black Limba, Emerald, Hemoglobin, Twin Turbo, Marina, Melondrama, Pyre, Retribution, Briar, Dezastre, Royal Consorts, Urban Shock, Dualing Dragons, Panther, Balance), Rifles - Galil (Aqua Terrace, Winter Forest, Chatterbox, Sugar Rush, Pheonix Blacklight, CAUTION!, Orange DDPAT, Cerberus, Dusk Ruins, Eco, Chromatic Aberration, Stone Cold, Tuxedo, Sandstorm, Shattered, Urban Rubble, Rocket Pop, Kami, Crimson Tsunami, Connexion), SCAR-20 (Fragments, Brass, Cyrex, Palm, Splash Jam, Cardiac, Emerald, Crimson Web, Magna Carta, Stone Mosaico, Bloodsport, Enforcer), AWP (Duality, Gungnir, Dragon Lore, Prince, Medusa, Desert Hydra, Fade, Lightning Strike, Oni Taiji, Silk Tiger, Graphite, Chromatic Aberration, Asiimov, Snake Camo, Boom, Containment Breach, Wildfire, Redline, Electric Hive, Hyper Beast, Neo-Noir, Man-o'-war, Pink DDPAT, Corticera, Sun in Leo, Elite Build, Fever Dream, Atheris, Mortis, PAW, Exoskeleton, Worm God, POP AWP, Phobos, Acheron, Pit Viper, Capillary, Safari Mesh), AK-47 (Head Shot, Wild Lotus, Gold Arabesque, X-Ray, Fire Serpent, Hydroponic, Panthera Onca, Case Hardened, Vulcan, Jet Set, Fuel Injector, Bloodsport, Nightwish, First Class, Neon Rider, Asiimov, Red Laminate, Aquamarine Revenge, The Empress, Wasteland Rebel, Jaguar, Black Laminate, Leet Museo, Neon Revolution, Redline, Frontside Misty, Predator, Legion of Anubis, Point Disarray, Orbit Mk01, Blue Laminate, Green Laminate, Emerald Pinstripe, Cartel, Phantom Disruptor, Jungle Spray, Safety Net, Rat Rod, Baroque Purple, Slate, Elite Build, Uncharted, Safari Mesh), FAMAS (Sundown, Prime Conspiracy, Afterimage, Commemoration, Dark Water, Spitfire, Pulse, Eye of Athena, Meltdown, Rapid Eye Move, Roll Cage, Styx, Mecha Industrie, Djinn, ZX Spectron, Valence, Neural Net, Night Borre, Hexne), M4A4 (Temukau, Howl, Poseidon, Asiimov, Daybreak, Hellfire, Zirka, Red DDPAT, Radiation Hazard, Modern Hunter, The Emperor, The Coalition, Bullet Rain, Cyber Security, X-Ray, Dark Blossom, Buzz Kill, In Living Color, Neo-Noir, Desolate Space, 龍王 (Dragon King), Royal Paladin, The Battlestar, Global Offensive, Tooth Fairy, Desert-Strike, Griffin, Evil Daimyo, Spider Lily, Converter), M4A1-S (Emphorosaur-S, Welcome to the Jungle, Imminent Danger, Knight, Hot Rod, Icarus Fell, Blue Phosphor, Printstream, Master Piece, Dark Water, Golden Coil, Bright Water, Player Two, Atomic Alloy, Guardian, Chantico's Fire, Hyper Beast, Mecha Industries, Cyrex, Control Panel, Moss Quartz, Nightmare, Decimator, Leaded Glass, Basilisk, Blood Tiger, Briefing, Night Terror, Nitro, VariCamo, Flashback), SG 553 (Cyberforce, Hazard Pay, Bulldozer, Integrale, Dragon Tech, Ultraviolet, Colony IV, Hypnotic, Cyrex, Candy Apple, Barricade, Pulse), SSG 08 (Death Strike, Sea Calico, Blood in the Water, Orange Filigree, Dragonfire, Big Iron, Bloodshot, Detour, Turbo Peek, Red Stone), AUG (Akihabara Accept, Flame Jörmungandr, Hot Rod, Midnight Lily, Sand Storm, Carved Jade, Wings, Anodized Navy, Death by Puppy, Torque, Bengal Tiger, Chameleon, Fleet Flock, Random Access, Momentum, Syd Mead, Stymphalian, Arctic Wolf, Aristocrat, Navy Murano), G3SG1 (Chronos, Violet Murano, Flux, Demeter, Orange Kimono, The Executioner, Green Apple, Arctic Polar Camo, Contractor), SMGs - P90 (Neoqueen, Astral Jörmungandr, Run and Hide, Emerald Dragon, Cold Blooded, Death by Kitty, Baroque Red, Vent Rush, Blind Spot, Asiimov, Trigon, Sunset Lily, Death Grip, Leather, Nostalgia, Fallout Warning, Tiger Pit, Schermatic, Virus, Shapewood, Glacier Mesh, Shallow Grave, Chopper, Desert Warfare), MAC-10 (Sakkaku, Hot Snakes, Copper Borre, Red Filigree, Gold Brick, Graven, Case Hardened, Stalker, Amber Fade, Neon Rider, Tatter, Curse, Propaganda, Nuclear Garden, Disco Tech, Toybox, Heat, Indigo), UMP-45 (Wild Child, Fade, Blaze, Day Lily, Minotaur's Labyrinth, Crime Scene, Caramel, Bone Pile, Momentum, Primal Saber), MP7 (Teal Blossom, Fade, Nemesis, Whiteout, Asterion, Bloosport, Abyssal Apparition, Full Stop, Special Delivery, Neon Ply, Asterion, Ocean Foam, Powercore, Scorched, Impire), PP-Bizon (Modern Hunter, Rust Coat, Forest Leaves, Antique, High Roller, Blue Streak, Seabird, Judgement of Anubis, Bamboo Print, Embargo, Chemical Green, Coblat Halftone, Fuel Rod, Photic Zone, Irradiated Alert, Carbon Fiber), MP9 (Featherweight, Wild Lily, Pandora's Box, Stained Glass, Bulldozer, Dark Age, Hot Rod, Hypnotic, Hydra, Rose Iron, Music Box, Setting Sun, Food Chain, Airlock, Mount Fuji, Starlight Protector, Ruby Poison Dart, Deadly Poison), MP5-SD (Liquidation, Oxide Oasis, Phosphor, Nitro, Agent, Autumn Twilly), Shotguns, Machineguns - Sawed-Off (Kiss♥Love, First Class, Orange DDPAT, Rust Coat, The Kraken, Devourer, Mosaico, Wasteland Princess, Bamboo Shadow, Copper, Serenity, Limelight, Apocalypto), XM1014 (Frost Borre, Ancient Lore, Red Leather, Elegant Vines, Banana Leaf, Jungle, Urban Perforated, Grassland, Blaze Orange, Heaven Guard, VariCamo Blue, Entombed, XOXO, Seasons, Tranquility, Bone Machine, Incinegator, Teclu Burner, Black Tie, Zombie Offensive, Watchdog), Nova (Baroque Orange, Hyper Beast, Green Apple, Antique, Modern Hunter, Walnut, Forest Leaves, Graphite, Blaze Orange, Rising Skull, Tempest, Bloomstick, Interlock, Quick Sand, Moon in Libra, Clean Polymer, Red Quartz, Toy Soldier), MAG-7 (Insomnia, Cinqueda, Counter Terrace, Prism Terrace, Memento, Chainmail, Hazard, Justice, Bulldozer, Silver, Core Breach, Firestarter, Praetorian, Heat, Hard Water, Monster Call, BI83 Spectrum, SWAG-7), M249 (Humidor, Shipping Forecast, Blizzard Marbleized, Downtown, Jungle DDPAT, Nebula Crusader, Impact Drill, Emerald Poison Dart), Negev (Mjölnir, Anodized Navy, Palm, Power Loader, Bratatat, CaliCamo, Phoenix Stencil, Infrastructure, Boroque Sand), Wear - Factory New (FN), Minimal Wear (MW), Field-Tested (FT), Well-Worn (WW), Battle-Scarred (BS), Stickers Holo/Foil/Gold - Katowice 2014, Krakow 2017, Howling Dawn, Katowice 2015, Crown, London 2018, Cologne 2014, Boston 2018, Atlanta 2017, Cluj-Napoca 2015, DreamHack 2014, King on the Field, Harp of War, Winged Difuser, Cologne 2016, Cologne 2015, MLG Columbus 2016, Katowice 2019, Berlin 2019, RMR 2020, Stockholm 2021, Antwerp 2022, Swag Foil, Flammable foil, Others - Souvenirs, Agents, Pins, Passes, Gifts, Music Kits, Cases, Keys, Capsules, Packages, Patches

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2023.03.31 22:53 Glass_Arrival_ Planters Wanted in Quebec

** looking to round up a 12+ pack **
** If you would like to extend your season after being out west we’re happy to have you enough work to go around & have free housing during your stay on off days **
Hey all 2nd year crew boss with a few open spots left with a 12 pack on our upcoming season in Quebec.
High production crew with 4+ solid months of work - start of June to beginning/mid October
All motel/worker camps shared rooms with a maximum of 2, wifi, hot showers, washer dryer all on site. Extremely low camp cost & weekly well detailed pay.
I would just like to say Quebec planting cannot be compared to BC, AB when it comes to pricing but there are virtually no expenses associated planting with us, we supply everything needed to have a successful season including equipment.
With that said we plant 45's at 13c and 67's at 11c & the 4% vacation is included in each pay - dead walking doesn't exist or you would have to try really hard to do that. Trees are brought directly at your feet created by a timberjack thats leave a trail throughout your block which allows a very straightforward way of managing your land.
Transparency is key so on average all the vets will not plant below 2800 trees a day to give you an idea.
Last season it never happened where anyone found themselves loosing time due to lack of preparation on my end, I try to be efficient as possible so your days can be just as profitable - I spend a lot of the time walking each block so you'll always be seeing me around very often throughout the day 😄
Mature crew who are goal oriented with our great supervisor that has well over 10 years of experience doing this so we're in good hands - send me a message
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2023.03.31 22:52 SnowRemedy TimeLines... ManLines... Blah blah blah F.G.F.

This is REALLY LONG. If you just want to know the numbers, here they are. If you want some detail, read the entire document.
THE MEN
  1. Nathan....March 2021 (First viral video about her TT crush meeting)
  2. Rusty.....April/May 2021
  3. Josh......June 2021
  4. Daniel....August 2021
  5. Dusty.....Nov / Dec 2021 to NYE
  6. Derrick...February 2022
  7. Jonathon…Feb / March 2022 – August 2022
  8. Dakota....August 19, 2022
  9. Kev......(Maybe) Sept 1 - 3, 2022
  10. Kyle.....September 17 – 21, 2022
  11. Tommy.....October 1 - 26 (edited)
  12. Manny.....December (mid month)
  13. MikeIV.....December 20’ish to December 26’ish
13 ½…MikeIV......January 17,2023 to January 22, 2023
13 ¾…Tatted something in TN – Just visited – no whoopee.
  1. JeromyKelly…March 30, 2023 to ???
The start... Faith joined TT around February 2021 “A strong independent single woman” with 5 children. One lives with her while the other 4 live with their respective fathers. At the time she worked nights, 12 hour shifts at a local hospital in the ER. Where she said she was the Charge Nurse. In the morning after work, she would come home, get on live and feed the ducks at the park across the street from her apartment. It was fun, calming and made her seem like a really endearing person. This is how she cultivated her initial following. (edited)
2021 March to June She has a "platform" - what is it really??? Drinking, crying. lip syncing, Ranking, flirting, playing word games with a cheater app? GRWM as I sit around and drink beer and cry
Somewhere between the time she got on TT and met Nathan, she met her "Best Friend" who has kept telling her she is picking losers. She ignores him every time. I think she blocked him recently. He has not been around. Maybe he got smart!! I like him and respect him enough not to blast his name here. He surfaced the again after she broke up with #7. There is a lot of speculation about them having a physical relationship. Can't be substantiated, I'm not adding it.
Mar 2021 There was her TT Crush - Nathan - mutual not a thing - clout for her for sure - I sat there watching them cuddle and as the number of her followers rose higher and higher. Always use #FYP, It was her first viral video.
April or May 2021 then the dude in PA with false teeth - Rusty he drank as much or maybe more than her! It was not a good relationship. She drove up to see him twice, he drove to her once (with his son) and that is when they broke up. She insinuated he was abusive towards her and she demanded he leave. They spent a lot of time on their own Lives complaining about the other. He has since fallen onto really hard times. (9/21/2022 living in his car)
June'ish 2021- Several nights after breaking up with Rusty, she was drunker than she had probably ever been on a Live. There were teenagers across the street in the park, playing on the swings that had a terrible squeal. The squeal was so bad you could hear it over the Live. Josh came to rescue her from the abuse of the teenage boys. She called the police on them, and she stood in the middle of her street, drunk off her ass, telling the police she could not tell them the address because "she was live on TT with over 1000 viewers". Josh lived about 1/2 a mile down the street from her and he heard all the stuff happening on the police scanner. When they talked the kids into apologizing and going home, she invited him in for a beer and a "Movie" at 2am. All she had was warm beer.
A couple of weeks later FGF moved into his house with all most all her stuff and her son who was living with her at the time. (She had to keep her apartment because the lease was not up until February 2022) He really enjoyed the time he spent with all her kids. Made cute happy videos with them. He bought groceries and cooked FGF's favorite meat (rib eye) on the grill with her older daughter. He grew to have a special bond with the older daughter. He gave her attention, talked to her like a parent would and generally was a good example of what an adult should be. Josh got FGF the nose piercing she desperately wanted so she could be like all the other TT Creators.
Poor guy, it was down hill from there. Anyone remember the night FGF got super wasted and vomited Taco Bell all over his computer room? She pressure washed HIM on Live instead of the side of the house and DID NOT apologize. She laughed and thought it was funny. Eventually he got smart. Tired of her being drunk all the time. Told her to leave. He called the police on her because she would not leave. She whined and complained that he would not help her move her things back to her apartment.
((Shortly after they broke up, he married some woman (with children) he met on TT. She left him several months later. Last I saw him online he was with another really cute girl. Wonder how long that will last. Poor guy, I think he just wanted to be a father. - 9/2022 He apparently is off TT, which is good for him. His FB page is still active. (edited)))
August 2021'ish There was Daniel from Denver who seemed to be a nice guy, but turned into a really angry man (her story/perspective). Her cult paid for their vacation to Florida where they fell in love. After the vacation, she could not wait to see him so she flew to Denver. This is where they decided he would move to WV. He was supposed to move there around Thanksgiving.
They decided he would move to WV sooner. The would look for a larger place, but in the mean time they would live with her in her nasty 1 (2?) bedroom with his two dogs, He didn't give them proper vet care (which made me really mad). The squad contributed money so they could pay for the move. During the time he was there, he never really held a job, he drank beer and smoked all day. Got money from her to pay for it. While she was actually working a 12 hour day. That turned into a HUGE drama with police, pods and puppies. Anyone remember her laying on the couch with the “cold sore” blaming it on the stress of the drive from Colorado.
*Update- I left out the part where she wrecked his car. He tried to get her to pay for it and she said "F NO!" He left her and went to Iowa to see his "daughter" who was an ex's daughter, who was not even an ex. But, apparently was an ex. He left his dogs at FGF's house and one of them, poor guy had a bad ear issue. Made me even more angry. People offered to pay the vet bill and he still didn't take him until the poor dog was crying in pain. She blames Dan for nude photos of her being spread all over TT and other places. He has since moved on, has a new attractive adult woman in his life. Sadly he had to put 2 dogs down, I don’t know if they are the same ones, but that is never anything you wish on anyone.
Nov/ Dec 2021 The dude in Nashville “Dusty” who couldn't carry a tune but had all of TT convinced he was a real singer, had big bucks and a pending recording contract.
She drove from WV to Nashville to meet him at the hotel where he was a night auditor. She and Dusty went to "play hotel" while he left his friend watching the front desk. (He said in one of her lives while she was crying over one of her many men "I might as well shoot my shot"
In December he held a M & G in Nashville for her fans and his fans. They charged people to attend. They both got so drunk they had to leave and they drove the wrong way on the freeway.
This is also where she left her children with a woman she had never met in person. It is also where she met sweet Sarah in person and hoodwinked her into thinking she was really her friend. ((2022) Some people think that Sarah has become just like FGF. If she has it is because people have shown her how easily they can be duped into giving away their money to people they do not know)
She (FGF) and Dusty crashed and burned after NYE 2022. She was angry and drank and cried and drank and cried… She then began her search for the next man. Don't forget Dusty wrote a song for her. Nighttime Lifetime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6_8LfvJS3M (9/2022 Dusty posts video sobbing about losing THE ONE, the LOVE OF HIS LIFE, rumor has it he did her wrong too)
Dec 2021 – Christmas - Oh, and let's not forget Troy who paid her $200 and bought her a new Christmas tree in return for some nudes. Also, "The Squad" gathered $ to get her Jeep fixed in November /December and bought all her kids Christmas presents. Roxanne even bought her a KitchenAid Stand Mixer in her favorite color. This gift was appx $500/$600 depending on where it was purchased. (edited)
2022 January - February
January 2022 was filled with crying, drinking, man bashing and flirting... She blasted Dusty let everyone know how terrible he really was. She told her squad ALL about how Dusty did her wrong, used her for bail money, about his arrest and secret family.
February 2022 - Derrick – almost immediately after breaking up with Dusty, she fell in LOVE with Derrick before even meeting him. She flew to Houston to meet him. He had to drive 4 hours from Lake Charles LA. to pick her up from the airport and when the visit was over, another 4 to take her back. Which was the longer drive? They seemed ok the first night. The 2nd night they wer drunk. The 3rd night she went home. She had to get back to work. She was still a working as an RN then,
When Derrick broke up with her, he said he was 100% catfished. She was very, very dramatic about it, she made FB and TT posts referencing “un-aliving” herself, clearly she didn't do it. I am not adding all the info in this section because it references her son. She did delete the posts on TT and on FB. During her visit, She got a matching heart tattoo with a fishing hook on it, with D (He has since has his covered up)). This turned into the most toxic of all her breakups (so far).
**Update - It was brought to my attention I left out the HP drama. I'm leaving it out of here. this is mostly for her "man drama" someone else can document that.
2022 THE EXTRA MEN - *Update - After Derrick she strung along a lot of "innocents ". Except I think they just wanted a piece of a$$ and to live in her clout bubble.
Mr Kentucky 1 – Kyle They were going to meet and then they weren’t. She blocked him and told her squad, “we are not going to talk about him”. It turns out that he was not ready to meet her in person. "He was new to TT" and "realized he was in over his head". He has since met several / many people from TT and is not afraid of FGF now. (9/17/2022) There is so much more to this. He was potentially involved with other women as well as his “BabyMama” and was very busy playing the field. Also, for the 2nd time, she has said she was going to quit smoking because he does not like kissing a smoker.
ToothPick Boy – You almost never saw him without a toothpick. Jordan (8/2022 -tried to get back in her good graces. Not sure what happened) He is still around. One day he will get to "shoot his shot". (9/2022 – Jordan has joined Reddit and left the Cult)
Mike Ivie - Saw through her and was not interested in the unwashed. He rejected her and he named her roach Pedro. He was very gross and rude to her in their dual lives. She blocked him when she and J became a couple. (9/21 Mike is unblocked) He hangs around - making what would normally be vulgar comments, except that they pertain to her lack of hygiene. She has a clear lack of hygiene. Falls asleep drunk, in the makeup from the day before. Goes to her jeep for a smoke and TT. 12/6/2022 he’ssssssss baccckkkkk!!
Then there was Hunter who managed to dodge the bullet before meeting her. He had his own dating drama happening and FGF felt like he was cheating on her before they ever met.
Millie is her new Bestie. They flirt a lot and he even posted a picture of his Abreva so that if she had a flare up, they could share meds. How sweet? (1/1/2023) They seem to be on the outs.
(BACK TO THE TIMELINE)
End of Feb or Maybe March 2022 - Poor Jonathan who should have known better, but hey... to each his own. He was still married. She acts like they are forever couple. Not until he is divorced or figures out the cash cow is going to run out of money!
2022 - April - August
April - Jon flirts with her while she is flirting with the other guys...
May 2022 Met Jonathan in Person - One very drunken night, Jonathan said he would "like to shoot his shot" It was the same time she was flirting with Hunter and Jordan. She even said in one of her Lives, while she was basically incoherent, that she would rather meet Jonathan than Hunter. So, she drove down to NC to meet him and also to house hunt. (Her plan was to move to NC to be closer to her family.)
He joined her in the Rankings stuff. When she was going hard and heavy to "WIN, WIN, WIN," he and Sarah would take over while she worked. They went on their first date to a turtle sanctuary and later on in their relationship they got matching turtle tattoos and she got that nasty puss oozing face piercing, again to be like the other TT Creators. In August, she ended up moving further from all her family and close to him.) and blamed him. If she had known he was going to break up with her, she would not have moved there. She screamed this several times during her drunk lives. She also claimed she gave him a laptop and $10K Heck if I spent that much time helping someone go high up in the rankings, I better well make some of the money!
June 2022 She spends a lot of time with Jonathan, brings her kids to his house, swims in the neighbor's pool. Gets COVID, takes her kids to GWL and probably becomes SuperSpreaderFGF. Makes and deletes tic tok posts about being fine and then sick and asks people to pray for her. All while her children are at her apartment.
July - The littles leave for their dad's because he goes on vacation EVERY YEAR on the 4th of July.
(7/2022 Dusty and Daniel are TT Besties now. Partying, drinking and posting TT Videos together.)
July 2022 She takes her two older children and their (half?) sibling to Florida for a trip. They go parasailing, riding jet skies, out to seafood and steak restaurants, lounging on the beach with no care in the world, swimming in the pool at an AirBnB. Her followers paid for this trip. How many of her "followers", "squad", "sycophants", "fans" take this kind of vacation? And brag about other people paying for it "because they know what I have been through. " The only things she has been through are drama of her own making. Neither J or his children participate in the Florida trip.
J's morning coffee talk used to be cool. Now it is filled with her people asking him questions about her. (7/6/2022) On this morning someone asked if they had broken up. He said "NO, there has been no breakup".
August 2022 She has banned/blocked as many people as she can possibly think of that are on Reddit and still spends more time on her phone than with her children.
She is making plans to move to North Carolina. She had originally planned to move there to be closer to her family that lives there. She changed her mind and put down 6 Months rent on a house very close to where J lives.
All the while She flirts openly with men while doing battles and makes comments that any self respecting woman would not say in public.
Jordan tells her he misses her and loves her.
She is falling apart mentally. She can't muster enough support to do the rankings. She can't admit to herself that she has messed up.
Three days before she made the move, Jonathan broke up with her via text. "He screwed me over!!! I have Kids!!!" - There are two sides to every story and Jonathan respectfully and very much in public, told his story via 2 lives on 9/17 and 9/18. (edited)
2022 August Her apartment in WV is paid for until the end of August, but she decides to move the first weekend of the month. In the middle of packing up the U-Haul truck to make her move, she claimed Josh wrote her letter asking her not to move, he still loves her and wants her call him. The handwriting is very feminine. She also claimed that during the night or maybe it was the drive, someone vandalized her Jeep and cut the serpentine belt.
She made her move to NC the weekend of the(Aug) 5th. She wouldn’t tell anyone where, then asked for help unloading the U-Haul at the storage area. She ended up doing most of it alone. She hired someone to help for 2 hours to move the heavy items. She even bragged bout how she got the storage space for one month free! Of course her location is secret. BUT!!! Several times in a very inebriated state mentioned where she was moving. Probably to throw us all off her trail. She was staying in an Air BnB on the beach until her rental home is ready. Jonathan was being an adult. He explained the “why” in one of his coffee lives He said he is basically not ready emotionally and most of all mentally and is seeing a therapist. More importantly, his children come first!!!!
8/18/2022 SizeMatters - (Mr Kentucky 2) She drove 11 hours to meet him for the first time in person. This is after dropping her children off (I think) and spend a couple of nights there. They made several videos together. She taught him how to create a wish list and drove the 11 hours home. All the while, texting (TT'ing) and talking to her Squad while driving. Dakota has a very troubled past and associating with her was not good for his mental health. She went to spend another weekend with him a couple of weeks later. This weekend just happened to be the one before school starts. She may or may not have taken her 14 year old daughter on that trip. If she didn't take C on the trip, the speculation is that she left her at home alone or dropped her off at her grandfathers. People in her chat were confused about which lie to perpetuate and a couple insinuated that she was with them.
After that weekend, people were even more toxic in his Lives and he and FGF stopped being “Official”. He had to step away for his sobriety. He appears to be doing very well now and leads some sobriety chats a couple of days a week. She has said several times it if wasn't for the ugliness in his chat they would still be together.
September 2022
(9/1/2022) FGF needed help moving everything from her storage to her new rental house. KevTrain was kind enough to offer during one of their ranking battles and she took him up on it. We are not sure if they did the deed, but we do know she was totally drunk outside of a hotel room doing a Live while he was inside the room walking around. It looked like he was pacing back and forth. He did help her move that weekend. Afterwards she verbally abused one of his Mods which was the wrong thing to do. Given the choice of his Mod or her, he chose the Mod.
Then they mutually told people (when asked), that they were both cool people. Since then Kev has made it very clear in several video comments and Lives that he has nothing to do with her at all.
No Specific Date here – Just September 2022 - She is visiting her "Loyer" (s) to see about shutting down the Reddit group. “It is all lies” She has never tried to cancel or harm anyone’s reputation on TT, she has never done anything the Red Eye Snarks said she did. She is very upset all the big creators are not rallying to support her. She has never driven after drinking, she never drive while not paying attention to the road. She never did all these things that there are many videos of her doing.
9/10/2022 She created another count down video series. For meeting her new TT Crush. (She has to stay relevant somehow.)
(9/17/2022 – Kyle comes to visit. The have never met in person. Already calling her "Babe" and "Pumpkin" in chat. He is coming across as if he is a kid in high school talking to his sweetheart. Originally he had a time off of Mon to Wed, as of 9/18 he has an open return to home date. Speculation is he either quit his job or got fired. When he went home, he did go to work, so he was not fired.
Friday or Saturday night - Three of his Ex's went Live to discuss him. They called him a womanizer, user and he even hit one of their children in the mouth.
He owes a lot of back child support. One of those ex's was his BabyMama who he still has a very close relationship with.
Sunday they went fishing, got drunk and went live after they got home. They drank all night long. When they pulled up to the house, Kyle ranted that her Daughter left all the lights on in the house.
Her daughter was home since it was a Sunday night and she had school the next day. FGF and Kyle drank all night. They got off Live at about 5:30AM Monday.
9/21/2022 – Kyle left to go home for a "dentist appointment".
On 9/22 FGF said he is going back to his BabyMamma. SMH! Was it just for clout? to raise money? was his BM involved?
She is back in all her mens chats, but when it comes to gifting during a battle... Her "Battle Cry" is "I can't reload"so she is unable to send them gifts.
2022 October 10/1/2022 FGF has been using her alternate account and while flirting with Risk it 4 da bizket (Tommy) she changed it to include part of his name. He changed his backup account to something like hers (I'll fix this later) – Tommy DROVE from Oklahoma to North Carolina to visit with her. He said he would not get out of his truck unless his subscriber numbers went up.
They attended on-line church together and she made sure people knew they were there by demanding to be in the box
They have also gone fishing where she told their followers that if anyone sent them a lion they would eat a worm. If his follower - he would. If her cult member - she would. They spent the evening making emotes for his subscribers. No sign of her child being home for this visit.
They “appear” to be a "solid" couple on the outside. Attending online church, taking tithes when sent…
There is a lot of concern that fgf is leaving her teenage daughter ALONE with T more than is appropriate. He is also talking to her as if he is has "stepfather". He called himself her "Bonus Dad". When FGF went to pick up the Littles, she left them alone. He spends the majority of his time in his truck on TT and the Daughter is in the house.
(((Total side note, the daughter created a hidden TT account. When her Mom found out, she took the phone away. Many RRs saw the videos and agree that this is one time that FGF did the right thing by taking the phone away; BUT has not given her much more attention. She is in her vehicle on TT while T is in his vehicle on TT.))
10/14/2022 FGF held a DV Awareness Live" and spent the majority of the time talking about herself and her issues and feelings. The people in the box all had an opportunity to speak, but most were squad members who allowed her to talk over them.
10/15/2022 FGF alters 2 different dresses for the Daughter to wear to Home Coming. She spent all day doing it and made a big production on live about her sewing skills.
T appears to be restless and bored. Speculation is that as soon as he has the funds (from battles) he will be leaving. They have both been coy when asked when he is leaving. The answer is always "Christmas".
October 28th something happened, He left her house and moved into a hotel. He stayed there for several days. He finally left after much harassment from her. She even said if he came back just to BOINK her she would meet him somewhere because he was “that good”
She has spent the month of November pining over phantom men. Crocheting, Knitting on expensive knitting machines *again her cult pays for everything. She has no real job. If asked, she says “TikTok is my job”. Her money comes from “gifts” from her cult.
She was on live 11/19 and went to a bar. She told the guy who tried to talk to her that there were 689 people there with her and she was “working”. He touched her jeans and she flipped out.
An hour or so later (3am) she is ready to leave and gets in the UBER and the driver calls out her address and says “is this where we are going” and FGF says Yes. She doxed herself.
When she got home, she smoked on the front porch then went inside and got her karaoke microphone out and started to sing into it. LOUD. Her daughter was asleep in the other room. She drank several beers and then brandished a pack of small fireball bottles and said she was going to drink them too.
At 5:30am she is in her chat with 3 other people and they are trying to convince her to log off and go to sleep. She screeches out several times that all she wants to do is get BOINKED. Keep in mind … 14 year old daughter in the other room.
She has repeated the “go to bar, act important, come home get trashed and make an even bigger fool of herself on TT” several times – it could be her new Saturday night thing.
12/6 Mike I told her he is into her in the middle of the night. She mocked him in a live a little later in the day. He keeps calling her Bruh and Dude. She really is one of the guys.
Manny MAY be figuring her out. In the mean time she keeps talking ab out all the nasty pictures they send back and forth. Regardless he is in it for the $$ and the clout and they have plans to get together sometime during the Christmas break.
Sometime in mid December she drove to visit Manny. This was before the planned date. It was not a good visit. Rumor has it he felt catfished. He has been a polite man so far and has not “spilled the tea” on their visit. There are videos of his slapping her upside the head with some slice ham. YES, lunch meat. SHE says they “did it” several times and then she realized they were not a good fit. She left in the middle of the night, after drinking a lot while live on TT
She got a hotel room and called Mike I. At 3:30am for sympathy. She (who just climbed out of some strange mans bed) is mad because Mike said he was talking to someone named Megan. She went home the next day, worked on her knitting and planned her future with Mike I.
She apparently told Mike he was always the one. They made plans for him to actually fly to see her. Her plan was to fly to him first (as a surprise since he had never flown before) and they would then fly back to NC together. Because there were ice storms forecasted all over the country, she went a few days early.
She “tried” to do rankings. She never had enough people who were gifting her to get very far. She did get to # 4 once. It was enough to pay rent. While Mike was there, and she was sleeping, Mike did battles on her account. He did very well and when she woke up, he had progressed pretty high. That may be the day she got to #4. Apparently there is/was an issue with her not giving him some of the money from the battles he participated in. He did work hard.
2023
She suffered alone for almost a month. Then she and Mike talked and decided they were meant to be together. He flew back to NC and lasted less than a week. He was sick when he got there. Went to ER, had bronchitis. She cooked for him when she rarely cooks for her children.
Then she got sick and he spent all his time on line and did nothing for her. Then she took him to a bar to watch the Cowboys game (they lost) and she decided she was going out. She needed alone time. With Mike she left her 14 year old daughter alone in the house with him. This is a scary pattern. She came home. They argued. She kicked him out somewhere between 3:30am and 4:30am. Got him a Uber and a hotel room. Now (1/25) they are talking about each other and acting like children. She posted the argument in 10 parts on one of her accounts.
1/25/2023 She is on the prowl again. Hair done, new nails and wearing a shirt that exposes her boobies. All while telling her squad and whoever else will listen, how much she appreciates them for all they have given her. “It doesn’t matter how much or if you gift her at all.”
February and March were filled with the SheFish on the prowl. She had a couple of close calls. One flat out told her he would not sleep with her. Another even said he caught a Catfish and then did not get involved with her.
She also tried several times to Rank and failed. Her content is filled with defending her choice in men and saying that everything posted on "Reddit" is a lie.
Her step-brother chose not to live any longer and she used that for as much sympathy and views as she possibly could. Streaming the funeral cars, the “wake, the strife internally in the family and showing everyone drinking and then possibly getting in their cars driving. "Reddit" spent a lot of time discussing her children’s lack of appropriate clothing for a funeral.
A group of people from "Reddit" formed yet another Discord to keep their activities private and then went live on TT, spending many hours bashing her and her lifestyle. Bringing her ex-fishermen into the lives and having them tell their stories. I’m not sure how successful that was. I only watched one time. She talks about Reddit as if it was on person...
March 30th, she was successful. She suckered a new victim into her bed. When she asked him (when they met) if he was happy, he said “you look different”. He didn’t leave or run…YET!
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2023.03.31 22:45 SnowRemedy TimeLines... ManLines... FGF Blah...Blah...

This is REALLY LONG. If you just want to know the numbers, here they are. If you want some detail, read the entire document.
THE MEN
  1. Nathan....March 2021 (First viral video about her TT crush meeting)
  2. Rusty.....April/May 2021
  3. Josh......June 2021
  4. Daniel....August 2021
  5. Dusty.....Nov / Dec 2021 to NYE
  6. Derrick...February 2022
  7. Jonathon…Feb / March 2022 – August 2022
  8. Dakota....August 19, 2022
  9. Kev......(Maybe) Sept 1 - 3, 2022
  10. Kyle.....September 17 – 21, 2022
  11. Tommy.....October 1 - 26 (edited)
  12. Manny.....December (mid month)
  13. MikeIV.....December 20’ish to December 26’ish
13 ½…MikeIV......January 17,2023 to January 22, 2023
13 ¾…Tatted something in TN – Just visited – no whoopee.
  1. JeromyKelly…March 30, 2023 to ???
The start... Faith joined TT around February 2021 “A strong independent single woman” with 5 children. One lives with her while the other 4 live with their respective fathers. At the time she worked nights, 12 hour shifts at a local hospital in the ER. Where she said she was the Charge Nurse. In the morning after work, she would come home, get on live and feed the ducks at the park across the street from her apartment. It was fun, calming and made her seem like a really endearing person. This is how she cultivated her initial following. (edited)
2021 March to June She has a "platform" - what is it really??? Drinking, crying. lip syncing, Ranking, flirting, playing word games with a cheater app? GRWM as I sit around and drink beer and cry
Somewhere between the time she got on TT and met Nathan, she met her "Best Friend" who has kept telling her she is picking losers. She ignores him every time. I think she blocked him recently. He has not been around. Maybe he got smart!! I like him and respect him enough not to blast his name here. He surfaced the again after she broke up with #7. There is a lot of speculation about them having a physical relationship. Can't be substantiated, I'm not adding it.
Mar 2021 There was her TT Crush - Nathan - mutual not a thing - clout for her for sure - I sat there watching them cuddle and as the number of her followers rose higher and higher. Always use #FYP, It was her first viral video.
April or May 2021 then the dude in PA with false teeth - Rusty he drank as much or maybe more than her! It was not a good relationship. She drove up to see him twice, he drove to her once (with his son) and that is when they broke up. She insinuated he was abusive towards her and she demanded he leave. They spent a lot of time on their own Lives complaining about the other. He has since fallen onto really hard times. (9/21/2022 living in his car)
June'ish 2021- Several nights after breaking up with Rusty, she was drunker than she had probably ever been on a Live. There were teenagers across the street in the park, playing on the swings that had a terrible squeal. The squeal was so bad you could hear it over the Live. Josh came to rescue her from the abuse of the teenage boys. She called the police on them, and she stood in the middle of her street, drunk off her ass, telling the police she could not tell them the address because "she was live on TT with over 1000 viewers". Josh lived about 1/2 a mile down the street from her and he heard all the stuff happening on the police scanner. When they talked the kids into apologizing and going home, she invited him in for a beer and a "Movie" at 2am. All she had was warm beer.
A couple of weeks later FGF moved into his house with all most all her stuff and her son who was living with her at the time. (She had to keep her apartment because the lease was not up until February 2022) He really enjoyed the time he spent with all her kids. Made cute happy videos with them. He bought groceries and cooked FGF's favorite meat (rib eye) on the grill with her older daughter. He grew to have a special bond with the older daughter. He gave her attention, talked to her like a parent would and generally was a good example of what an adult should be. Josh got FGF the nose piercing she desperately wanted so she could be like all the other TT Creators.
Poor guy, it was down hill from there. Anyone remember the night FGF got super wasted and vomited Taco Bell all over his computer room? She pressure washed HIM on Live instead of the side of the house and DID NOT apologize. She laughed and thought it was funny. Eventually he got smart. Tired of her being drunk all the time. Told her to leave. He called the police on her because she would not leave. She whined and complained that he would not help her move her things back to her apartment.
((Shortly after they broke up, he married some woman (with children) he met on TT. She left him several months later. Last I saw him online he was with another really cute girl. Wonder how long that will last. Poor guy, I think he just wanted to be a father. - 9/2022 He apparently is off TT, which is good for him. His FB page is still active. (edited)))
August 2021'ish There was Daniel from Denver who seemed to be a nice guy, but turned into a really angry man (her story/perspective). Her cult paid for their vacation to Florida where they fell in love. After the vacation, she could not wait to see him so she flew to Denver. This is where they decided he would move to WV. He was supposed to move there around Thanksgiving.
They decided he would move to WV sooner. The would look for a larger place, but in the mean time they would live with her in her nasty 1 (2?) bedroom with his two dogs, He didn't give them proper vet care (which made me really mad). The squad contributed money so they could pay for the move. During the time he was there, he never really held a job, he drank beer and smoked all day. Got money from her to pay for it. While she was actually working a 12 hour day. That turned into a HUGE drama with police, pods and puppies. Anyone remember her laying on the couch with the “cold sore” blaming it on the stress of the drive from Colorado.
*Update- I left out the part where she wrecked his car. He tried to get her to pay for it and she said "F NO!" He left her and went to Iowa to see his "daughter" who was an ex's daughter, who was not even an ex. But, apparently was an ex. He left his dogs at FGF's house and one of them, poor guy had a bad ear issue. Made me even more angry. People offered to pay the vet bill and he still didn't take him until the poor dog was crying in pain. She blames Dan for nude photos of her being spread all over TT and other places. He has since moved on, has a new attractive adult woman in his life. Sadly he had to put 2 dogs down, I don’t know if they are the same ones, but that is never anything you wish on anyone.
Nov/ Dec 2021 The dude in Nashville “Dusty” who couldn't carry a tune but had all of TT convinced he was a real singer, had big bucks and a pending recording contract.
She drove from WV to Nashville to meet him at the hotel where he was a night auditor. She and Dusty went to "play hotel" while he left his friend watching the front desk. (He said in one of her lives while she was crying over one of her many men "I might as well shoot my shot"
In December he held a M & G in Nashville for her fans and his fans. They charged people to attend. They both got so drunk they had to leave and they drove the wrong way on the freeway.
This is also where she left her children with a woman she had never met in person. It is also where she met sweet Sarah in person and hoodwinked her into thinking she was really her friend. ((2022) Some people think that Sarah has become just like FGF. If she has it is because people have shown her how easily they can be duped into giving away their money to people they do not know)
She (FGF) and Dusty crashed and burned after NYE 2022. She was angry and drank and cried and drank and cried… She then began her search for the next man. Don't forget Dusty wrote a song for her. Nighttime Lifetime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6_8LfvJS3M (9/2022 Dusty posts video sobbing about losing THE ONE, the LOVE OF HIS LIFE, rumor has it he did her wrong too)
Dec 2021 – Christmas - Oh, and let's not forget Troy who paid her $200 and bought her a new Christmas tree in return for some nudes. Also, "The Squad" gathered $ to get her Jeep fixed in November /December and bought all her kids Christmas presents. Roxanne even bought her a KitchenAid Stand Mixer in her favorite color. This gift was appx $500/$600 depending on where it was purchased. (edited)
2022 January - February
January 2022 was filled with crying, drinking, man bashing and flirting... She blasted Dusty let everyone know how terrible he really was. She told her squad ALL about how Dusty did her wrong, used her for bail money, about his arrest and secret family.
February 2022 - Derrick – almost immediately after breaking up with Dusty, she fell in LOVE with Derrick before even meeting him. She flew to Houston to meet him. He had to drive 4 hours from Lake Charles LA. to pick her up from the airport and when the visit was over, another 4 to take her back. Which was the longer drive? They seemed ok the first night. The 2nd night they wer drunk. The 3rd night she went home. She had to get back to work. She was still a working as an RN then,
When Derrick broke up with her, he said he was 100% catfished. She was very, very dramatic about it, she made FB and TT posts referencing “un-aliving” herself, clearly she didn't do it. I am not adding all the info in this section because it references her son. She did delete the posts on TT and on FB. During her visit, She got a matching heart tattoo with a fishing hook on it, with D (He has since has his covered up)). This turned into the most toxic of all her breakups (so far).
**Update - It was brought to my attention I left out the HP drama. I'm leaving it out of here. this is mostly for her "man drama" someone else can document that.
2022 THE EXTRA MEN - *Update - After Derrick she strung along a lot of "innocents ". Except I think they just wanted a piece of a$$ and to live in her clout bubble.
Mr Kentucky 1 – Kyle They were going to meet and then they weren’t. She blocked him and told her squad, “we are not going to talk about him”. It turns out that he was not ready to meet her in person. "He was new to TT" and "realized he was in over his head". He has since met several / many people from TT and is not afraid of FGF now. (9/17/2022) There is so much more to this. He was potentially involved with other women as well as his “BabyMama” and was very busy playing the field. Also, for the 2nd time, she has said she was going to quit smoking because he does not like kissing a smoker.
ToothPick Boy – You almost never saw him without a toothpick. Jordan (8/2022 -tried to get back in her good graces. Not sure what happened) He is still around. One day he will get to "shoot his shot". (9/2022 – Jordan has joined Reddit and left the Cult)
Mike Ivie - Saw through her and was not interested in the unwashed. He rejected her and he named her roach Pedro. He was very gross and rude to her in their dual lives. She blocked him when she and J became a couple. (9/21 Mike is unblocked) He hangs around - making what would normally be vulgar comments, except that they pertain to her lack of hygiene. She has a clear lack of hygiene. Falls asleep drunk, in the makeup from the day before. Goes to her jeep for a smoke and TT. 12/6/2022 he’ssssssss baccckkkkk!!
Then there was Hunter who managed to dodge the bullet before meeting her. He had his own dating drama happening and FGF felt like he was cheating on her before they ever met.
Millie is her new Bestie. They flirt a lot and he even posted a picture of his Abreva so that if she had a flare up, they could share meds. How sweet? (1/1/2023) They seem to be on the outs.
(BACK TO THE TIMELINE)
End of Feb or Maybe March 2022 - Poor Jonathan who should have known better, but hey... to each his own. He was still married. She acts like they are forever couple. Not until he is divorced or figures out the cash cow is going to run out of money!
2022 - April - August
April - Jon flirts with her while she is flirting with the other guys...
May 2022 Met Jonathan in Person - One very drunken night, Jonathan said he would "like to shoot his shot" It was the same time she was flirting with Hunter and Jordan. She even said in one of her Lives, while she was basically incoherent, that she would rather meet Jonathan than Hunter. So, she drove down to NC to meet him and also to house hunt. (Her plan was to move to NC to be closer to her family.)
He joined her in the Rankings stuff. When she was going hard and heavy to "WIN, WIN, WIN," he and Sarah would take over while she worked. They went on their first date to a turtle sanctuary and later on in their relationship they got matching turtle tattoos and she got that nasty puss oozing face piercing, again to be like the other TT Creators. In August, she ended up moving further from all her family and close to him.) and blamed him. If she had known he was going to break up with her, she would not have moved there. She screamed this several times during her drunk lives. She also claimed she gave him a laptop and $10K Heck if I spent that much time helping someone go high up in the rankings, I better well make some of the money!
June 2022 She spends a lot of time with Jonathan, brings her kids to his house, swims in the neighbor's pool. Gets COVID, takes her kids to GWL and probably becomes SuperSpreaderFGF. Makes and deletes tic tok posts about being fine and then sick and asks people to pray for her. All while her children are at her apartment.
July - The littles leave for their dad's because he goes on vacation EVERY YEAR on the 4th of July.
(7/2022 Dusty and Daniel are TT Besties now. Partying, drinking and posting TT Videos together.)
July 2022 She takes her two older children and their (half?) sibling to Florida for a trip. They go parasailing, riding jet skies, out to seafood and steak restaurants, lounging on the beach with no care in the world, swimming in the pool at an AirBnB. Her followers paid for this trip. How many of her "followers", "squad", "sycophants", "fans" take this kind of vacation? And brag about other people paying for it "because they know what I have been through. " The only things she has been through are drama of her own making. Neither J or his children participate in the Florida trip.
J's morning coffee talk used to be cool. Now it is filled with her people asking him questions about her. (7/6/2022) On this morning someone asked if they had broken up. He said "NO, there has been no breakup".
August 2022 She has banned/blocked as many people as she can possibly think of that are on Reddit and still spends more time on her phone than with her children.
She is making plans to move to North Carolina. She had originally planned to move there to be closer to her family that lives there. She changed her mind and put down 6 Months rent on a house very close to where J lives.
All the while She flirts openly with men while doing battles and makes comments that any self respecting woman would not say in public.
Jordan tells her he misses her and loves her.
She is falling apart mentally. She can't muster enough support to do the rankings. She can't admit to herself that she has messed up.
Three days before she made the move, Jonathan broke up with her via text. "He screwed me over!!! I have Kids!!!" - There are two sides to every story and Jonathan respectfully and very much in public, told his story via 2 lives on 9/17 and 9/18. (edited)
2022 August Her apartment in WV is paid for until the end of August, but she decides to move the first weekend of the month. In the middle of packing up the U-Haul truck to make her move, she claimed Josh wrote her letter asking her not to move, he still loves her and wants her call him. The handwriting is very feminine. She also claimed that during the night or maybe it was the drive, someone vandalized her Jeep and cut the serpentine belt.
She made her move to NC the weekend of the(Aug) 5th. She wouldn’t tell anyone where, then asked for help unloading the U-Haul at the storage area. She ended up doing most of it alone. She hired someone to help for 2 hours to move the heavy items. She even bragged bout how she got the storage space for one month free! Of course her location is secret. BUT!!! Several times in a very inebriated state mentioned where she was moving. Probably to throw us all off her trail. She was staying in an Air BnB on the beach until her rental home is ready. Jonathan was being an adult. He explained the “why” in one of his coffee lives He said he is basically not ready emotionally and most of all mentally and is seeing a therapist. More importantly, his children come first!!!!
8/18/2022 SizeMatters - (Mr Kentucky 2) She drove 11 hours to meet him for the first time in person. This is after dropping her children off (I think) and spend a couple of nights there. They made several videos together. She taught him how to create a wish list and drove the 11 hours home. All the while, texting (TT'ing) and talking to her Squad while driving. Dakota has a very troubled past and associating with her was not good for his mental health. She went to spend another weekend with him a couple of weeks later. This weekend just happened to be the one before school starts. She may or may not have taken her 14 year old daughter on that trip. If she didn't take C on the trip, the speculation is that she left her at home alone or dropped her off at her grandfathers. People in her chat were confused about which lie to perpetuate and a couple insinuated that she was with them.
After that weekend, people were even more toxic in his Lives and he and FGF stopped being “Official”. He had to step away for his sobriety. He appears to be doing very well now and leads some sobriety chats a couple of days a week. She has said several times it if wasn't for the ugliness in his chat they would still be together.
September 2022
(9/1/2022) FGF needed help moving everything from her storage to her new rental house. KevTrain was kind enough to offer during one of their ranking battles and she took him up on it. We are not sure if they did the deed, but we do know she was totally drunk outside of a hotel room doing a Live while he was inside the room walking around. It looked like he was pacing back and forth. He did help her move that weekend. Afterwards she verbally abused one of his Mods which was the wrong thing to do. Given the choice of his Mod or her, he chose the Mod.
Then they mutually told people (when asked), that they were both cool people. Since then Kev has made it very clear in several video comments and Lives that he has nothing to do with her at all.
No Specific Date here – Just September 2022 - She is visiting her "Loyer" (s) to see about shutting down the Reddit group. “It is all lies” She has never tried to cancel or harm anyone’s reputation on TT, she has never done anything the Red Eye Snarks said she did. She is very upset all the big creators are not rallying to support her. She has never driven after drinking, she never drive while not paying attention to the road. She never did all these things that there are many videos of her doing.
9/10/2022 She created another count down video series. For meeting her new TT Crush. (She has to stay relevant somehow.)
(9/17/2022 – Kyle comes to visit. The have never met in person. Already calling her "Babe" and "Pumpkin" in chat. He is coming across as if he is a kid in high school talking to his sweetheart. Originally he had a time off of Mon to Wed, as of 9/18 he has an open return to home date. Speculation is he either quit his job or got fired. When he went home, he did go to work, so he was not fired.
Friday or Saturday night - Three of his Ex's went Live to discuss him. They called him a womanizer, user and he even hit one of their children in the mouth.
He owes a lot of back child support. One of those ex's was his BabyMama who he still has a very close relationship with.
Sunday they went fishing, got drunk and went live after they got home. They drank all night long. When they pulled up to the house, Kyle ranted that her Daughter left all the lights on in the house.
Her daughter was home since it was a Sunday night and she had school the next day. FGF and Kyle drank all night. They got off Live at about 5:30AM Monday.
9/21/2022 – Kyle left to go home for a "dentist appointment".
On 9/22 FGF said he is going back to his BabyMamma. SMH! Was it just for clout? to raise money? was his BM involved?
She is back in all her mens chats, but when it comes to gifting during a battle... Her "Battle Cry" is "I can't reload"so she is unable to send them gifts.
2022 October 10/1/2022 FGF has been using her alternate account and while flirting with Risk it 4 da bizket (Tommy) she changed it to include part of his name. He changed his backup account to something like hers (I'll fix this later) – Tommy DROVE from Oklahoma to North Carolina to visit with her. He said he would not get out of his truck unless his subscriber numbers went up.
They attended on-line church together and she made sure people knew they were there by demanding to be in the box
They have also gone fishing where she told their followers that if anyone sent them a lion they would eat a worm. If his follower - he would. If her cult member - she would. They spent the evening making emotes for his subscribers. No sign of her child being home for this visit.
They “appear” to be a "solid" couple on the outside. Attending online church, taking tithes when sent…
There is a lot of concern that fgf is leaving her teenage daughter ALONE with T more than is appropriate. He is also talking to her as if he is has "stepfather". He called himself her "Bonus Dad". When FGF went to pick up the Littles, she left them alone. He spends the majority of his time in his truck on TT and the Daughter is in the house.
(((Total side note, the daughter created a hidden TT account. When her Mom found out, she took the phone away. Many RRs saw the videos and agree that this is one time that FGF did the right thing by taking the phone away; BUT has not given her much more attention. She is in her vehicle on TT while T is in his vehicle on TT.))
10/14/2022 FGF held a DV Awareness Live" and spent the majority of the time talking about herself and her issues and feelings. The people in the box all had an opportunity to speak, but most were squad members who allowed her to talk over them.
10/15/2022 FGF alters 2 different dresses for the Daughter to wear to Home Coming. She spent all day doing it and made a big production on live about her sewing skills.
T appears to be restless and bored. Speculation is that as soon as he has the funds (from battles) he will be leaving. They have both been coy when asked when he is leaving. The answer is always "Christmas".
October 28th something happened, He left her house and moved into a hotel. He stayed there for several days. He finally left after much harassment from her. She even said if he came back just to BOINK her she would meet him somewhere because he was “that good”
She has spent the month of November pining over phantom men. Crocheting, Knitting on expensive knitting machines *again her cult pays for everything. She has no real job. If asked, she says “TikTok is my job”. Her money comes from “gifts” from her cult.
She was on live 11/19 and went to a bar. She told the guy who tried to talk to her that there were 689 people there with her and she was “working”. He touched her jeans and she flipped out.
An hour or so later (3am) she is ready to leave and gets in the UBER and the driver calls out her address and says “is this where we are going” and FGF says Yes. She doxed herself.
When she got home, she smoked on the front porch then went inside and got her karaoke microphone out and started to sing into it. LOUD. Her daughter was asleep in the other room. She drank several beers and then brandished a pack of small fireball bottles and said she was going to drink them too.
At 5:30am she is in her chat with 3 other people and they are trying to convince her to log off and go to sleep. She screeches out several times that all she wants to do is get BOINKED. Keep in mind … 14 year old daughter in the other room.
She has repeated the “go to bar, act important, come home get trashed and make an even bigger fool of herself on TT” several times – it could be her new Saturday night thing.
12/6 Mike I told her he is into her in the middle of the night. She mocked him in a live a little later in the day. He keeps calling her Bruh and Dude. She really is one of the guys.
Manny MAY be figuring her out. In the mean time she keeps talking ab out all the nasty pictures they send back and forth. Regardless he is in it for the $$ and the clout and they have plans to get together sometime during the Christmas break.
Sometime in mid December she drove to visit Manny. This was before the planned date. It was not a good visit. Rumor has it he felt catfished. He has been a polite man so far and has not “spilled the tea” on their visit. There are videos of his slapping her upside the head with some slice ham. YES, lunch meat. SHE says they “did it” several times and then she realized they were not a good fit. She left in the middle of the night, after drinking a lot while live on TT
She got a hotel room and called Mike I. At 3:30am for sympathy. She (who just climbed out of some strange mans bed) is mad because Mike said he was talking to someone named Megan. She went home the next day, worked on her knitting and planned her future with Mike I.
She apparently told Mike he was always the one. They made plans for him to actually fly to see her. Her plan was to fly to him first (as a surprise since he had never flown before) and they would then fly back to NC together. Because there were ice storms forecasted all over the country, she went a few days early.
She “tried” to do rankings. She never had enough people who were gifting her to get very far. She did get to # 4 once. It was enough to pay rent. While Mike was there, and she was sleeping, Mike did battles on her account. He did very well and when she woke up, he had progressed pretty high. That may be the day she got to #4. Apparently there is/was an issue with her not giving him some of the money from the battles he participated in. He did work hard.
2023
She suffered alone for almost a month. Then she and Mike talked and decided they were meant to be together. He flew back to NC and lasted less than a week. He was sick when he got there. Went to ER, had bronchitis. She cooked for him when she rarely cooks for her children.
Then she got sick and he spent all his time on line and did nothing for her. Then she took him to a bar to watch the Cowboys game (they lost) and she decided she was going out. She needed alone time. With Mike she left her 14 year old daughter alone in the house with him. This is a scary pattern. She came home. They argued. She kicked him out somewhere between 3:30am and 4:30am. Got him a Uber and a hotel room. Now (1/25) they are talking about each other and acting like children. She posted the argument in 10 parts on one of her accounts.
1/25/2023 She is on the prowl again. Hair done, new nails and wearing a shirt that exposes her boobies. All while telling her squad and whoever else will listen, how much she appreciates them for all they have given her. “It doesn’t matter how much or if you gift her at all.”
February and March were filled with the SheFish on the prowl. She had a couple of close calls. One flat out told her he would not sleep with her. Another even said he caught a Catfish and then did not get involved with her.
She also tried several times to Rank and failed. Her content is filled with defending her choice in men and saying that everything posted on "Reddit" is a lie.
Her step-brother chose not to live any longer and she used that for as much sympathy and views as she possibly could. Streaming the funeral cars, the “wake, the strife internally in the family and showing everyone drinking and then possibly getting in their cars driving. "Reddit" spent a lot of time discussing her children’s lack of appropriate clothing for a funeral.
A group of people from "Reddit" formed yet another Discord to keep their activities private and then went live on TT, spending many hours bashing her and her lifestyle. Bringing her ex-fishermen into the lives and having them tell their stories. I’m not sure how successful that was. I only watched one time. She talks about Reddit as if it was on person...
March 30th, she was successful. She suckered a new victim into her bed. When she asked him (when they met) if he was happy, he said “you look different”. He didn’t leave or run…YET!
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2023.03.31 22:34 A_V_West Failed rental inspection

Hi, I'm needing some advice. We've been living in our rental unit for over 2 years in this beautiful area and have had no issues in the past. In fact during our last inspection we passed without any issues.
Recently we had a rental inspection as it is approaching then end of our renting agreement and we are wanting to extend another 6 months. Our cleaning habit have not chamgeged, we mop and vacuum the entire place 2 a week, we clean the shower (scub and the works) every month and we try our better to regularly tidy up and declutter where we can.
We also do have a cat which we are allowed and have permission for. She is incredibly clean and we change her litter box every week. We have never found the place 'smelly' we even got second opinions from friends who don't have pets. We have air fresheners that keep the place smelling like cherry blossoms and we try our best to keep on top of the cat stuff.
So you can see we would be shocked to find out we failed our most recent inspection. The notes from our property manager are as follows: "It has been noted that after your routine inspection a few items were mentioned of concern, please see list below.
Given that the condition of the property was not acceptable, these items need to be rectified immediately & another inspection will need to be scheduled before the offer of a new lease is provided"
Now there are two things I have to agree with, our cocktop is cracked, a minor chip on the left hand side. We also did find 2 small cobwebs, one on our chandelier and one on the outside window. However the other items are just shocking, hurtful and untrue. We called immediately to get clarification and she told us she can't atm and will follow up in a week. We wrote an email detailing our concerns from our point of view and again asked for clarification, no response yet.
We are concerned this is just a ploy to kick us out. We are even willing to pay for the new cocktop, even though it is a small issue and doesn't affect the functionality of the cocktop at all.
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2023.03.31 22:28 A_V_West Failed inspection

Hi, I'm needing some advice. We've been living in our rental unit for over 2 years in this beautiful area and have had no issues in the past. In fact during our last inspection we passed without any issues.
Recently we had a rental inspection as it is approaching then end of our renting agreement and we are wanting to extend another 6 months. Our cleaning habit have not chamgeged, we mop and vacuum the entire place 2 a week, we clean the shower (scub and the works) every month and we try our better to regularly tidy up and declutter where we can.
We also do have a cat which we are allowed and have permission for. She is incredibly clean and we change her litter box every week. We have never found the place 'smelly' we even got second opinions from friends who don't have pets. We have air fresheners that keep the place smelling like cherry blossoms and we try our best to keep on top of the cat stuff.
So you can see we would be shocked to find out we failed our most recent inspection. The notes from our property manager are as follows: "It has been noted that after your routine inspection a few items were mentioned of concern, please see list below.
Given that the condition of the property was not acceptable, these items need to be rectified immediately & another inspection will need to be scheduled before the offer of a new lease is provided"
Now there are two things I have to agree with, our cocktop is cracked, a minor chip on the left hand side. We also did find 2 small cobwebs, one on our chandelier and one on the outside window. However the other items are just shocking, hurtful and untrue. We called immediately to get clarification and she told us she can't atm and will follow up in a week. We wrote an email detailing our concerns from our point of view and again asked for clarification, no response yet.
We are concerned this is just a ploy to kick us out. We are even willing to pay for the new cocktop, even though it is a small issue and doesn't affect the functionality of the cocktop at all.
We just don't understand what went wrong and are very confused. Has this happened to anyone else?
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2023.03.31 22:27 fractalfay Look at me, I’m on a camel! Recap of 90DFTOW S04E08

“Good morning honey okay honey I love you,” is the ominous start to Nicole and Mahmoud’s journey through time.
“Okay honey, I love you,” Nicole counters, while finishing her mirror-breakfast.
“I love you too, honey-bunny.” Dammit, Mahmoud, you’ve activated Tarantino-mode, and are about to get medieval.
Mahmoud takes his Uncle’s advice, and asks Nicole if he can teach her how to pray. She thinks exploring the picture-book basics of Islam might bridge the widening logic-gulf separating them from viewers at home, so Nicole agrees, and ends up wrapped in a garment that leaves her on the losing end of the underwear-on-the-head game beloved by six year-olds world-wide. Mahmoud sings his devotions and guides her through the steps, and Nicole is moved.
“I really feel closest to him when he seems all mystical and I don’t understand what’s happening,” Nicole sighs. “If we could just stay this way and otherwise eliminate talking, I could really see us being happy together.”
The day’s plan includes a trip to a pool, which Mahmoud cosigns so long as Nicole models birkinis from his Modesty By Force line of clothing. Nicole recalls that shortly after they were married they went to the Red Sea, where they were surrounded by tourists in conventional swim attire, which left Nicole feeling cut-off from the world she knew and trapped in one she didn’t. She sheepishly shows off her jazz-hands speed-skater Power Puff cosplay, and asks if she’s supposed to wear something underneath, or if that would be inauthentic to the character. Mahmoud hates being reminded of things he doesn’t know, and steps away for a private smoke-and-sulk in the kitchen.
Nicole checks her calendar to see if he’s mad because she made him think about vaginas, or if he’s mad because she got so close to talking about them. She doesn’t press him, because isolating the reason would only inspire him to find a different one, so she works through the weeping instead.
“I’m not covering my hair though,” Nicole draws a line. “I need my head to remain free of heat rash.”
“I feel like this is kinda bleak?” Camera #1 is getting the uncomfortables. “Is this where we try to call someone and the producers take our phones?”
Mahmoud warns that his shirt is about to come off, which is 1/4 sex. Nicole suggests Mahmoud take a turn feeling that special birkini chafe, and he pivots to complimenting Nicole on the woman-strength required to bend like a reed to his will.
“If I change something to make you happy but I still am not happy, then we have a problem,” Mahmoud explains it all.
Nicole feebly defines compromise, and Mahmoud says in his country they don’t believe in words outside of his mouth, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to marry someone who believes similarly. They both abandon the logic bridge before they settle on bricks, and start playing around in the pool like Debbie’s come over to hang out.
Don’t get comfortable, because something happens, the crew misses it, someone gets fired, and they scramble to chase after Nicole as she storms off. She says that Mahmoud said something passive-aggressive to her, and she’s tired of the constant scrutiny puncturing her romance balloon before it’s inflated enough to burst.
“You know what you did!” Nicole shouts, after Mahmoud reports 40 times he doesn’t. The point will still be awarded to Nicole, since it wouldn’t matter if he did know.
Mahmoud chases after her, and she tells him to leave her alone and he grabs at her, she brushes him away, and Mahmoud is outraged that she’s yelling and pushing in public, since she knows he picked a western wife to blend in. He insists they go home so he can be terrifying in private.
“Is this, like, one of the moments where we should use the bear spray?” The gaffer asks the right questions.
Nicole seeks shelter in a cafe, and Mahmoud says she can either go with him now or get divorced, and Nicole chooses option C, remain where Mahmoud isn’t while he fucks all the way off. He texts her saying he’ll wait five minutes for her, and Nicole thinks he can shave four of them off and keep the change.
“I was single for 10 years before this, I know how to take care of myself. I never had to answer to anyone,” Nicole needs to break free.
“I mean, we’re at a hotel. Can we just go get her stuff and have one of those head-uncovered, head-held-high walk-offs?” Camera 1 has to try. “Shut up and film crying? Are we union?”
Jeymi greets Kris from the doorway with coffee and a pastry made of cheese, which confuses Kris, despite hailing from the state responsible for a bacon cheeseburger stacked between two donuts.
“There’s a fried egg on it, too,” Kris honors the culinary achievements of her people.
Kris thanks Jeymi for standing by her at her worst, and forcing her to drink, eat, and pee outside of the bed. She also reports good news from Star that the prosecutor’s office doesn’t require her presence at this time, but she shouldn’t get too comfortable, because we’ve all seen true crime documentaries. That means their first-anniversary glamping trip is a-go. Jeymi’s super-excited, and insists that Kris bring her neck collar and learn from her previous painful travels that these things exist for a reason.
They arrive at a truly stunning location with gorgeous green hills, where Kris has reserved a biodome with a deck and hot tub. Kris heads to their site while Jeymi checks in, which buys her a little time to rearrange rose petals scattered prior to their arrival by the generous hosts of this epic landing point. After scrambling to write “marry me?” in petals with a heart, it occurs to Kris that Jeymi might not be able to read English, so she moves fast to petal-together a tiny translator to decipher things.
“I’m not sure if it works. Do you think it works? Hello?” Kris speaks into the petals.
The petal-translator remains silent, but Kris sticks to the plan, and Jeymi’s able to do the math once Kris gets down on one knee and presents a ring. Then they’re both crying like they’re getting married in a few days, and it’s pretty fucking cute.
Later on they have a dinner consisting of a variety of meats, and Kris is skeptical about the future of her colon without any fiber to free it. Kris is relieved that they hired a wedding planner to manage their hasty wedding at a courthouse with no guests, because otherwise they might have get married spontaneously in this sweeping eye-candy location. Jeymi asks if Kris’ family is coming, and Kris thinks Star might come, but her son plans to catch the next one.
“You think she might come?” Jeymi is confused. “Shouldn’t she have RSVP’d by now?”
Kris asks if Jeymi’s family will somehow escape Venezuela to attend before smuggling themselves back into the country, and ignores Jeymi’s use of the word “impossible” to focus on Jeymi’s failure to come out of the closet. Jeymi explains that her family uses“I’m not homophobic, but…” to drumroll their homophobia, and she doesn’t need to share the news to know they’ll be disappointed and writing prescriptions for hellfire.
Kris thinks it’s sad that Jeymi has a mother who isn’t her, and says she’d be devastated if one of her kids kept such a big secret.
“Please place your bets on whether my mom is my confidant,” Star stops by to wave.
Kris presses further by insisting her own mother took it better than she expected, but the rainbow-flag onesie she sported for the occasion probably softened the blow. Jeymi says that sounds like something Kris did, but she would again like to direct traffic towards her being an entirely different person with entirely different parents. Jeymi insists her objective is to be happy, and she isn’t down with watching their wedding get derailed by someone softly weeping.
“What?” Armando’s mom wants us to stop looking at her.
Gabriel is also in Colombia, and wakes up in his solo bed to a giggling Isabel, and they share anxieties about his upcoming confession. Isabel doesn’t know what’s going to happen if her family advises her to nix the relationship, and Gabe is shocked by this.
“I didn’t think there was a chance she’d choose her parents over me,” Gabe admits to not thinking, which is a 90DF breakthrough.
Gabe’s only been horseback riding once before, and it was one of those rings where they lead you around while you wave to your parents and hold a balloon, but he’s willing to do this if it places everyone in the right frame of mind. Everyone seems to have a great time, and Isabel starts trotting away to escape the coming conversation, but her mom is too fast for her, so they might as well get coffee.
After they all sit down Gabe tells them he’s trans, and mom looks vaguely amused, while dad looks down and wonders why horseback riding never turns out to be exactly that. We’re left sitting in their awkward silence as a teaser to the next episode, but it seems likely to have a positive outcome since these are the fine people Kris thinks are Jeymi’s family.
An airline is about to bump three passengers to make room for Daniele’s mountain of 11 suitcases, because she’s just a simple island girl seeking a carefree life of mangoes and beach yoga. But first she has to pack, which involves bemoaning having to complete this task alone, since Yohan is in the DR and all of her NYC friends know better. She declares herself ADHD, which (for Daniele) is when you run out of time to pack and don’t have anyone else to blame.
“You should have tracked this on your computer,” Yohan tuts. “I can come to NYC to help…”
She spends her last night in a hotel room, and has shipped 16 boxes, which is enough stuff for Yohan to think it’ll be too much work to move again. She begs for help with her bags from the driver, since she hopes to make it through her hair-twirl years and crash comfortably at elderly-lady, but the driver finds ways to roll his eyes with his hands.
Daniele knows she’s making a lot of sacrifices, even if everyone tried to talk her out of making them.
“Does it still count as a sacrifice if it only benefits yourself?” Yohan’s new to English.
In the DR Yohan arrives at the airport with a bundle of flowers, and says he found an apartment and sent Daniele pictures, and she’s saving her criticism for when she can do it in person. He rents the same car from the same friend every time, but Daniele is disappointed that he didn’t receive her psychic beam warning of an incoming tidal wave of personal possessions that require immediate manifestation of a larger vehicle to tote them. Yohan has straps to secure the luggage to the car’s roof, and passes on sliding said straps through the luggage handles as extra security.
“I don’t want to miss out on them skidding across the freeway,” Yohan is a giver.
“They’re going to fall off!” Daniele protests, without offering any solution, or understanding that that’s when the hilarious happens.
“We could strap you up there if you prefer, leaving me with these nice quiet bags,” Yohan is the brains of the operation.
Yohan needs to drive so he can steer with his penis, but Daniele argues that he’s working with more of a kickstand than a stick. All the same, Daniele lets him drive, and says that he’s used to traditional gender roles in the DR, but she doesn’t follow those norms.
“Do I lift heavy objects? No, but he should know that physical weakness is gender-neutral,” Daniele says things.
“I am the penis so I am the man,” Yohan details his resume. “Let me have one thing, dammit.”
Daniele’s used to being behind the wheel when she doesn’t know where she’s going, and worries this tiny burst of power could go to Yohan’s head.
“If you want to fight all day every day, with me, it’s very possible,” Daniele warns, in case Yohan somehow missed their entire relationshit.
90DF’s editing team dusts off the snake-charmer music for Debbie’s Moroccan debut.
“What’s that sound?” Debbie gasps. “I don’t even know what instrument that is!” She presses her ear against the wall, giggling.
Oussama knocks on her room door and asks if she can come out so they can talk, and Debbie agrees so long as she can bring her peacock-feather fan to deflect any incoming hot air while reclining in goddess pose.
“Yes, please, okay.” Don’t fuck this up, Oussama.
“How could you not know I was planning to move here, when the plan was for me to move here?” Debbie’s seen the waters, and they are not muddy.
“Well you did not bring 11 suitcases, so…”
“My second bag doesn’t have a bottom, but you’re not ready for that magic yet, Oussama.”
“You always said you would go back for your business, so I thought like month, two months, and then you return. And you mention you want to meet my parents first before we are married, so.”
“And yet you told me that you didn’t share this because you knew I wouldn’t come,” Debbie is focused.
Debbie really is an ace at arguing without resorting to low-blows or losing the plot, and says his actions eroded her trust, and it will need to be slowly rebuilt.
“You took something away from me there,” she levees.
Oussama seems to understand the weight of these words, and says he’s going to make it up to her with actions, because a painting or a poem only goes so far, especially when every sentence delivered by Debbie herself hits like a fucking hatchet.
Debbie’s still keen to embrace her first full day in Morocco, and Oussama takes her to the beach to marvel at a gorgeous pink and blue sky, with beams of light streaking down into the water. She’s thoroughly blissed out, and when two people approach walking a saddled camel, Debbie enters the third-circle of travel-squee and asks for a ride. They help her get on and coach her through clinging to Oussama’s bones as the camel jerks back and forth to stand. Debbie squeals and screams, and the minute it starts walking she’s waving her hat in the air like she just mounted the jackalope at Wall-Drug.
“Look at me I’m on a camel!” Debbie is amazing. “Ride em cowboy! Oh, I love you camel!”
“I’m fucking awesome!” The camel is relieved someone is noticing this.
Oussama says that this is what he loves so much about Debbie, that he can see a young girl come out of her, because she’s just profoundly herself and full of childlike wonder and joy.
“If you’re not a piece of shit, you’re happy when your partner can enjoy things, and take pleasure in their pleasure,” Oussama explains how this works.
“I don’t have the strength for joy,” Mahmoud stops by on his way to fuck-off.
Debbie declares this the biggest fun she’s had in she doesn’t know how long, and happily screams her way off the camel the same way she hollered her way on, and reports that she’d gladly accept the head injury if she fell off mid-descent. Afterwards she’s worried her enthusiasm embarrassed Oussama, because she’s seen this show, and she’s quick to apologize for her caps lock.
“When I see you, nothing else around me exists,” Oussama succeeds at being charming. “You are like a young girl with the wisdom to slap their faces with joy. Don’t apologize for this.”
Jen waited two years to see Rishi again, spent 30 days in India not having sex, and now plans to return to the US indefinitely, because she doesn’t actually want to marry this dude.
“That’s not true,” Jen insists. “I just need to contact my friend for additional booby-traps as part of my love-gauntlet.”
Jen packs up knowing that three intimately linked suitcases was never enough for relocation. Rishi arrives to say goodbye, and before Jen goes to the airport he has a surprise for her. He proposes again with a second ring, since Jen lost the first one when she was not reading her visa, and Jen says yes, because she already said yes, but 90DF demands 2 proposals minimum prior to application approval.
Back in Oklahoma Jen feels defeated, but lucky for her sis-in-law Terra is tasked with the pick-up, which buys her a few more hours before she’s locked in her brother Charles’ told-you-so gaze. Terra asks if THE SEX was as good as the time she actually had it, and Jen says she was still full from the last time and opted out in favor of wife-training.
“So, like, why did you go?” Terra is lost.
“I’m a virgin again,” Jen reveals her masters’ degrees are in THE SCIENCE.
The family is waiting with food to welcome them, and everyone sits down so they can talk about what the crew demands with aggressive cue cards.
“How did it go with his family?” Charles has read ahead. Jen says the family still doesn’t know she’s not a meddling stranger who keeps interfering with arranged-marriage meetups. Charles thinks it’s weird that Rishi didn’t tell Jen about his family’s marriage-plotting, while also not telling them about her. Mom has a harder time believing that Rishi will leave his mother, since she saw on Discovery+ that Indian guys just like don’t leave home ever.
“So is anything different from Sumit and Jenny?” Charles recalls they had a lot of seasons, and needs to know if they’re going to be filming again.
“Well, usually he agrees with what I ask for, which is really confusing for me,” Jen stares into the void, and wonders how much airfare she can score before she needs a subplot.
NEXT TIME: Rishi sends a shirtless photo to Harriet the Spy; Kris and Jeymi prepare to exchange vows now that Kris has scraped the right dress off a dead body; Daniele’s ex-boyfriend visits the DR to help her transform into Ari; and Isabel’s dad asks to hear Gabe’s story while Isabel hyperventilates into a paper bag.
THANK YOU PATREON SUPPORTERS!
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2023.03.31 22:26 fractalfay Look at me, I’m on a camel! Recap of 90DFTOW S04E08

“Good morning honey okay honey I love you,” is the ominous start to Nicole and Mahmoud’s journey through time.
“Okay honey, I love you,” Nicole counters, while finishing her mirror-breakfast.
“I love you too, honey-bunny.” Dammit, Mahmoud, you’ve activated Tarantino-mode, and are about to get medieval.
Mahmoud takes his Uncle’s advice, and asks Nicole if he can teach her how to pray. She thinks exploring the picture-book basics of Islam might bridge the widening logic-gulf separating them from viewers at home, so Nicole agrees, and ends up wrapped in a garment that leaves her on the losing end of the underwear-on-the-head game beloved by six year-olds world-wide. Mahmoud sings his devotions and guides her through the steps, and Nicole is moved.
“I really feel closest to him when he seems all mystical and I don’t understand what’s happening,” Nicole sighs. “If we could just stay this way and otherwise eliminate talking, I could really see us being happy together.”
The day’s plan includes a trip to a pool, which Mahmoud cosigns so long as Nicole models birkinis from his Modesty By Force line of clothing. Nicole recalls that shortly after they were married they went to the Red Sea, where they were surrounded by tourists in conventional swim attire, which left Nicole feeling cut-off from the world she knew and trapped in one she didn’t. She sheepishly shows off her jazz-hands speed-skater Power Puff cosplay, and asks if she’s supposed to wear something underneath, or if that would be inauthentic to the character. Mahmoud hates being reminded of things he doesn’t know, and steps away for a private smoke-and-sulk in the kitchen.
Nicole checks her calendar to see if he’s mad because she made him think about vaginas, or if he’s mad because she got so close to talking about them. She doesn’t press him, because isolating the reason would only inspire him to find a different one, so she works through the weeping instead.
“I’m not covering my hair though,” Nicole draws a line. “I need my head to remain free of heat rash.”
“I feel like this is kinda bleak?” Camera #1 is getting the uncomfortables. “Is this where we try to call someone and the producers take our phones?”
Mahmoud warns that his shirt is about to come off, which is 1/4 sex. Nicole suggests Mahmoud take a turn feeling that special birkini chafe, and he pivots to complimenting Nicole on the woman-strength required to bend like a reed to his will.
“If I change something to make you happy but I still am not happy, then we have a problem,” Mahmoud explains it all.
Nicole feebly defines compromise, and Mahmoud says in his country they don’t believe in words outside of his mouth, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to marry someone who believes similarly. They both abandon the logic bridge before they settle on bricks, and start playing around in the pool like Debbie’s come over to hang out.
Don’t get comfortable, because something happens, the crew misses it, someone gets fired, and they scramble to chase after Nicole as she storms off. She says that Mahmoud said something passive-aggressive to her, and she’s tired of the constant scrutiny puncturing her romance balloon before it’s inflated enough to burst.
“You know what you did!” Nicole shouts, after Mahmoud reports 40 times he doesn’t. The point will still be awarded to Nicole, since it wouldn’t matter if he did know.
Mahmoud chases after her, and she tells him to leave her alone and he grabs at her, she brushes him away, and Mahmoud is outraged that she’s yelling and pushing in public, since she knows he picked a western wife to blend in. He insists they go home so he can be terrifying in private.
“Is this, like, one of the moments where we should use the bear spray?” The gaffer asks the right questions.
Nicole seeks shelter in a cafe, and Mahmoud says she can either go with him now or get divorced, and Nicole chooses option C, remain where Mahmoud isn’t while he fucks all the way off. He texts her saying he’ll wait five minutes for her, and Nicole thinks he can shave four of them off and keep the change.
“I was single for 10 years before this, I know how to take care of myself. I never had to answer to anyone,” Nicole needs to break free.
“I mean, we’re at a hotel. Can we just go get her stuff and have one of those head-uncovered, head-held-high walk-offs?” Camera 1 has to try. “Shut up and film crying? Are we union?”
Jeymi greets Kris from the doorway with coffee and a pastry made of cheese, which confuses Kris, despite hailing from the state responsible for a bacon cheeseburger stacked between two donuts.
“There’s a fried egg on it, too,” Kris honors the culinary achievements of her people.
Kris thanks Jeymi for standing by her at her worst, and forcing her to drink, eat, and pee outside of the bed. She also reports good news from Star that the prosecutor’s office doesn’t require her presence at this time, but she shouldn’t get too comfortable, because we’ve all seen true crime documentaries. That means their first-anniversary glamping trip is a-go. Jeymi’s super-excited, and insists that Kris bring her neck collar and learn from her previous painful travels that these things exist for a reason.
They arrive at a truly stunning location with gorgeous green hills, where Kris has reserved a biodome with a deck and hot tub. Kris heads to their site while Jeymi checks in, which buys her a little time to rearrange rose petals scattered prior to their arrival by the generous hosts of this epic landing point. After scrambling to write “marry me?” in petals with a heart, it occurs to Kris that Jeymi might not be able to read English, so she moves fast to petal-together a tiny translator to decipher things.
“I’m not sure if it works. Do you think it works? Hello?” Kris speaks into the petals.
The petal-translator remains silent, but Kris sticks to the plan, and Jeymi’s able to do the math once Kris gets down on one knee and presents a ring. Then they’re both crying like they’re getting married in a few days, and it’s pretty fucking cute.
Later on they have a dinner consisting of a variety of meats, and Kris is skeptical about the future of her colon without any fiber to free it. Kris is relieved that they hired a wedding planner to manage their hasty wedding at a courthouse with no guests, because otherwise they might have get married spontaneously in this sweeping eye-candy location. Jeymi asks if Kris’ family is coming, and Kris thinks Star might come, but her son plans to catch the next one.
“You think she might come?” Jeymi is confused. “Shouldn’t she have RSVP’d by now?”
Kris asks if Jeymi’s family will somehow escape Venezuela to attend before smuggling themselves back into the country, and ignores Jeymi’s use of the word “impossible” to focus on Jeymi’s failure to come out of the closet. Jeymi explains that her family uses“I’m not homophobic, but…” to drumroll their homophobia, and she doesn’t need to share the news to know they’ll be disappointed and writing prescriptions for hellfire.
Kris thinks it’s sad that Jeymi has a mother who isn’t her, and says she’d be devastated if one of her kids kept such a big secret.
“Please place your bets on whether my mom is my confidant,” Star stops by to wave.
Kris presses further by insisting her own mother took it better than she expected, but the rainbow-flag onesie she sported for the occasion probably softened the blow. Jeymi says that sounds like something Kris did, but she would again like to direct traffic towards her being an entirely different person with entirely different parents. Jeymi insists her objective is to be happy, and she isn’t down with watching their wedding get derailed by someone softly weeping.
“What?” Armando’s mom wants us to stop looking at her.
Gabriel is also in Colombia, and wakes up in his solo bed to a giggling Isabel, and they share anxieties about his upcoming confession. Isabel doesn’t know what’s going to happen if her family advises her to nix the relationship, and Gabe is shocked by this.
“I didn’t think there was a chance she’d choose her parents over me,” Gabe admits to not thinking, which is a 90DF breakthrough.
Gabe’s only been horseback riding once before, and it was one of those rings where they lead you around while you wave to your parents and hold a balloon, but he’s willing to do this if it places everyone in the right frame of mind. Everyone seems to have a great time, and Isabel starts trotting away to escape the coming conversation, but her mom is too fast for her, so they might as well get coffee.
After they all sit down Gabe tells them he’s trans, and mom looks vaguely amused, while dad looks down and wonders why horseback riding never turns out to be exactly that. We’re left sitting in their awkward silence as a teaser to the next episode, but it seems likely to have a positive outcome since these are the fine people Kris thinks are Jeymi’s family.
An airline is about to bump three passengers to make room for Daniele’s mountain of 11 suitcases, because she’s just a simple island girl seeking a carefree life of mangoes and beach yoga. But first she has to pack, which involves bemoaning having to complete this task alone, since Yohan is in the DR and all of her NYC friends know better. She declares herself ADHD, which (for Daniele) is when you run out of time to pack and don’t have anyone else to blame.
“You should have tracked this on your computer,” Yohan tuts. “I can come to NYC to help…”
She spends her last night in a hotel room, and has shipped 16 boxes, which is enough stuff for Yohan to think it’ll be too much work to move again. She begs for help with her bags from the driver, since she hopes to make it through her hair-twirl years and crash comfortably at elderly-lady, but the driver finds ways to roll his eyes with his hands.
Daniele knows she’s making a lot of sacrifices, even if everyone tried to talk her out of making them.
“Does it still count as a sacrifice if it only benefits yourself?” Yohan’s new to English.
In the DR Yohan arrives at the airport with a bundle of flowers, and says he found an apartment and sent Daniele pictures, and she’s saving her criticism for when she can do it in person. He rents the same car from the same friend every time, but Daniele is disappointed that he didn’t receive her psychic beam warning of an incoming tidal wave of personal possessions that require immediate manifestation of a larger vehicle to tote them. Yohan has straps to secure the luggage to the car’s roof, and passes on sliding said straps through the luggage handles as extra security.
“I don’t want to miss out on them skidding across the freeway,” Yohan is a giver.
“They’re going to fall off!” Daniele protests, without offering any solution, or understanding that that’s when the hilarious happens.
“We could strap you up there if you prefer, leaving me with these nice quiet bags,” Yohan is the brains of the operation.
Yohan needs to drive so he can steer with his penis, but Daniele argues that he’s working with more of a kickstand than a stick. All the same, Daniele lets him drive, and says that he’s used to traditional gender roles in the DR, but she doesn’t follow those norms.
“Do I lift heavy objects? No, but he should know that physical weakness is gender-neutral,” Daniele says things.
“I am the penis so I am the man,” Yohan details his resume. “Let me have one thing, dammit.”
Daniele’s used to being behind the wheel when she doesn’t know where she’s going, and worries this tiny burst of power could go to Yohan’s head.
“If you want to fight all day every day, with me, it’s very possible,” Daniele warns, in case Yohan somehow missed their entire relationshit.
90DF’s editing team dusts off the snake-charmer music for Debbie’s Moroccan debut.
“What’s that sound?” Debbie gasps. “I don’t even know what instrument that is!” She presses her ear against the wall, giggling.
Oussama knocks on her room door and asks if she can come out so they can talk, and Debbie agrees so long as she can bring her peacock-feather fan to deflect any incoming hot air while reclining in goddess pose.
“Yes, please, okay.” Don’t fuck this up, Oussama.
“How could you not know I was planning to move here, when the plan was for me to move here?” Debbie’s seen the waters, and they are not muddy.
“Well you did not bring 11 suitcases, so…”
“My second bag doesn’t have a bottom, but you’re not ready for that magic yet, Oussama.”
“You always said you would go back for your business, so I thought like month, two months, and then you return. And you mention you want to meet my parents first before we are married, so.”
“And yet you told me that you didn’t share this because you knew I wouldn’t come,” Debbie is focused.
Debbie really is an ace at arguing without resorting to low-blows or losing the plot, and says his actions eroded her trust, and it will need to be slowly rebuilt.
“You took something away from me there,” she levees.
Oussama seems to understand the weight of these words, and says he’s going to make it up to her with actions, because a painting or a poem only goes so far, especially when every sentence delivered by Debbie herself hits like a fucking hatchet.
Debbie’s still keen to embrace her first full day in Morocco, and Oussama takes her to the beach to marvel at a gorgeous pink and blue sky, with beams of light streaking down into the water. She’s thoroughly blissed out, and when two people approach walking a saddled camel, Debbie enters the third-circle of travel-squee and asks for a ride. They help her get on and coach her through clinging to Oussama’s bones as the camel jerks back and forth to stand. Debbie squeals and screams, and the minute it starts walking she’s waving her hat in the air like she just mounted the jackalope at Wall-Drug.
“Look at me I’m on a camel!” Debbie is amazing. “Ride em cowboy! Oh, I love you camel!”
“I’m fucking awesome!” The camel is relieved someone is noticing this.
Oussama says that this is what he loves so much about Debbie, that he can see a young girl come out of her, because she’s just profoundly herself and full of childlike wonder and joy.
“If you’re not a piece of shit, you’re happy when your partner can enjoy things, and take pleasure in their pleasure,” Oussama explains how this works.
“I don’t have the strength for joy,” Mahmoud stops by on his way to fuck-off.
Debbie declares this the biggest fun she’s had in she doesn’t know how long, and happily screams her way off the camel the same way she hollered her way on, and reports that she’d gladly accept the head injury if she fell off mid-descent. Afterwards she’s worried her enthusiasm embarrassed Oussama, because she’s seen this show, and she’s quick to apologize for her caps lock.
“When I see you, nothing else around me exists,” Oussama succeeds at being charming. “You are like a young girl with the wisdom to slap their faces with joy. Don’t apologize for this.”
Jen waited two years to see Rishi again, spent 30 days in India not having sex, and now plans to return to the US indefinitely, because she doesn’t actually want to marry this dude.
“That’s not true,” Jen insists. “I just need to contact my friend for additional booby-traps as part of my love-gauntlet.”
Jen packs up knowing that three intimately linked suitcases was never enough for relocation. Rishi arrives to say goodbye, and before Jen goes to the airport he has a surprise for her. He proposes again with a second ring, since Jen lost the first one when she was not reading her visa, and Jen says yes, because she already said yes, but 90DF demands 2 proposals minimum prior to application approval.
Back in Oklahoma Jen feels defeated, but lucky for her sis-in-law Terra is tasked with the pick-up, which buys her a few more hours before she’s locked in her brother Charles’ told-you-so gaze. Terra asks if THE SEX was as good as the time she actually had it, and Jen says she was still full from the last time and opted out in favor of wife-training.
“So, like, why did you go?” Terra is lost.
“I’m a virgin again,” Jen reveals her masters’ degrees are in THE SCIENCE.
The family is waiting with food to welcome them, and everyone sits down so they can talk about what the crew demands with aggressive cue cards.
“How did it go with his family?” Charles has read ahead. Jen says the family still doesn’t know she’s not a meddling stranger who keeps interfering with arranged-marriage meetups. Charles thinks it’s weird that Rishi didn’t tell Jen about his family’s marriage-plotting, while also not telling them about her. Mom has a harder time believing that Rishi will leave his mother, since she saw on Discovery+ that Indian guys just like don’t leave home ever.
“So is anything different from Sumit and Jenny?” Charles recalls they had a lot of seasons, and needs to know if they’re going to be filming again.
“Well, usually he agrees with what I ask for, which is really confusing for me,” Jen stares into the void, and wonders how much airfare she can score before she needs a subplot.
NEXT TIME: Rishi sends a shirtless photo to Harriet the Spy; Kris and Jeymi prepare to exchange vows now that Kris has scraped the right dress off a dead body; Daniele’s ex-boyfriend visits the DR to help her transform into Ari; and Isabel’s dad asks to hear Gabe’s story while Isabel hyperventilates into a paper bag.
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2023.03.31 22:25 fractalfay Look at me, I’m on a camel! Recap of 90DF The Other Way S04E08

“Good morning honey okay honey I love you,” is the ominous start to Nicole and Mahmoud’s journey through time.
“Okay honey, I love you,” Nicole counters, while finishing her mirror-breakfast.
“I love you too, honey-bunny.” Dammit, Mahmoud, you’ve activated Tarantino-mode, and are about to get medieval.
Mahmoud takes his Uncle’s advice, and asks Nicole if he can teach her how to pray. She thinks exploring the picture-book basics of Islam might bridge the widening logic-gulf separating them from viewers at home, so Nicole agrees, and ends up wrapped in a garment that leaves her on the losing end of the underwear-on-the-head game beloved by six year-olds world-wide. Mahmoud sings his devotions and guides her through the steps, and Nicole is moved.
“I really feel closest to him when he seems all mystical and I don’t understand what’s happening,” Nicole sighs. “If we could just stay this way and otherwise eliminate talking, I could really see us being happy together.”
The day’s plan includes a trip to a pool, which Mahmoud cosigns so long as Nicole models birkinis from his Modesty By Force line of clothing. Nicole recalls that shortly after they were married they went to the Red Sea, where they were surrounded by tourists in conventional swim attire, which left Nicole feeling cut-off from the world she knew and trapped in one she didn’t. She sheepishly shows off her jazz-hands speed-skater Power Puff cosplay, and asks if she’s supposed to wear something underneath, or if that would be inauthentic to the character. Mahmoud hates being reminded of things he doesn’t know, and steps away for a private smoke-and-sulk in the kitchen.
Nicole checks her calendar to see if he’s mad because she made him think about vaginas, or if he’s mad because she got so close to talking about them. She doesn’t press him, because isolating the reason would only inspire him to find a different one, so she works through the weeping instead.
“I’m not covering my hair though,” Nicole draws a line. “I need my head to remain free of heat rash.”
“I feel like this is kinda bleak?” Camera #1 is getting the uncomfortables. “Is this where we try to call someone and the producers take our phones?”
Mahmoud warns that his shirt is about to come off, which is 1/4 sex. Nicole suggests Mahmoud take a turn feeling that special birkini chafe, and he pivots to complimenting Nicole on the woman-strength required to bend like a reed to his will.
“If I change something to make you happy but I still am not happy, then we have a problem,” Mahmoud explains it all.
Nicole feebly defines compromise, and Mahmoud says in his country they don’t believe in words outside of his mouth, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to marry someone who believes similarly. They both abandon the logic bridge before they settle on bricks, and start playing around in the pool like Debbie’s come over to hang out.
Don’t get comfortable, because something happens, the crew misses it, someone gets fired, and they scramble to chase after Nicole as she storms off. She says that Mahmoud said something passive-aggressive to her, and she’s tired of the constant scrutiny puncturing her romance balloon before it’s inflated enough to burst.
“You know what you did!” Nicole shouts, after Mahmoud reports 40 times he doesn’t. The point will still be awarded to Nicole, since it wouldn’t matter if he did know.
Mahmoud chases after her, and she tells him to leave her alone and he grabs at her, she brushes him away, and Mahmoud is outraged that she’s yelling and pushing in public, since she knows he picked a western wife to blend in. He insists they go home so he can be terrifying in private.
“Is this, like, one of the moments where we should use the bear spray?” The gaffer asks the right questions.
Nicole seeks shelter in a cafe, and Mahmoud says she can either go with him now or get divorced, and Nicole chooses option C, remain where Mahmoud isn’t while he fucks all the way off. He texts her saying he’ll wait five minutes for her, and Nicole thinks he can shave four of them off and keep the change.
“I was single for 10 years before this, I know how to take care of myself. I never had to answer to anyone,” Nicole needs to break free.
“I mean, we’re at a hotel. Can we just go get her stuff and have one of those head-uncovered, head-held-high walk-offs?” Camera 1 has to try. “Shut up and film crying? Are we union?”
Jeymi greets Kris from the doorway with coffee and a pastry made of cheese, which confuses Kris, despite hailing from the state responsible for a bacon cheeseburger stacked between two donuts.
“There’s a fried egg on it, too,” Kris honors the culinary achievements of her people.
Kris thanks Jeymi for standing by her at her worst, and forcing her to drink, eat, and pee outside of the bed. She also reports good news from Star that the prosecutor’s office doesn’t require her presence at this time, but she shouldn’t get too comfortable, because we’ve all seen true crime documentaries. That means their first-anniversary glamping trip is a-go. Jeymi’s super-excited, and insists that Kris bring her neck collar and learn from her previous painful travels that these things exist for a reason.
They arrive at a truly stunning location with gorgeous green hills, where Kris has reserved a biodome with a deck and hot tub. Kris heads to their site while Jeymi checks in, which buys her a little time to rearrange rose petals scattered prior to their arrival by the generous hosts of this epic landing point. After scrambling to write “marry me?” in petals with a heart, it occurs to Kris that Jeymi might not be able to read English, so she moves fast to petal-together a tiny translator to decipher things.
“I’m not sure if it works. Do you think it works? Hello?” Kris speaks into the petals.
The petal-translator remains silent, but Kris sticks to the plan, and Jeymi’s able to do the math once Kris gets down on one knee and presents a ring. Then they’re both crying like they’re getting married in a few days, and it’s pretty fucking cute.
Later on they have a dinner consisting of a variety of meats, and Kris is skeptical about the future of her colon without any fiber to free it. Kris is relieved that they hired a wedding planner to manage their hasty wedding at a courthouse with no guests, because otherwise they might have get married spontaneously in this sweeping eye-candy location. Jeymi asks if Kris’ family is coming, and Kris thinks Star might come, but her son plans to catch the next one.
“You think she might come?” Jeymi is confused. “Shouldn’t she have RSVP’d by now?”
Kris asks if Jeymi’s family will somehow escape Venezuela to attend before smuggling themselves back into the country, and ignores Jeymi’s use of the word “impossible” to focus on Jeymi’s failure to come out of the closet. Jeymi explains that her family uses“I’m not homophobic, but…” to drumroll their homophobia, and she doesn’t need to share the news to know they’ll be disappointed and writing prescriptions for hellfire.
Kris thinks it’s sad that Jeymi has a mother who isn’t her, and says she’d be devastated if one of her kids kept such a big secret.
“Please place your bets on whether my mom is my confidant,” Star stops by to wave.
Kris presses further by insisting her own mother took it better than she expected, but the rainbow-flag onesie she sported for the occasion probably softened the blow. Jeymi says that sounds like something Kris did, but she would again like to direct traffic towards her being an entirely different person with entirely different parents. Jeymi insists her objective is to be happy, and she isn’t down with watching their wedding get derailed by someone softly weeping.
“What?” Armando’s mom wants us to stop looking at her.
Gabriel is also in Colombia, and wakes up in his solo bed to a giggling Isabel, and they share anxieties about his upcoming confession. Isabel doesn’t know what’s going to happen if her family advises her to nix the relationship, and Gabe is shocked by this.
“I didn’t think there was a chance she’d choose her parents over me,” Gabe admits to not thinking, which is a 90DF breakthrough.
Gabe’s only been horseback riding once before, and it was one of those rings where they lead you around while you wave to your parents and hold a balloon, but he’s willing to do this if it places everyone in the right frame of mind. Everyone seems to have a great time, and Isabel starts trotting away to escape the coming conversation, but her mom is too fast for her, so they might as well get coffee.
After they all sit down Gabe tells them he’s trans, and mom looks vaguely amused, while dad looks down and wonders why horseback riding never turns out to be exactly that. We’re left sitting in their awkward silence as a teaser to the next episode, but it seems likely to have a positive outcome since these are the fine people Kris thinks are Jeymi’s family.
An airline is about to bump three passengers to make room for Daniele’s mountain of 11 suitcases, because she’s just a simple island girl seeking a carefree life of mangoes and beach yoga. But first she has to pack, which involves bemoaning having to complete this task alone, since Yohan is in the DR and all of her NYC friends know better. She declares herself ADHD, which (for Daniele) is when you run out of time to pack and don’t have anyone else to blame.
“You should have tracked this on your computer,” Yohan tuts. “I can come to NYC to help…”
She spends her last night in a hotel room, and has shipped 16 boxes, which is enough stuff for Yohan to think it’ll be too much work to move again. She begs for help with her bags from the driver, since she hopes to make it through her hair-twirl years and crash comfortably at elderly-lady, but the driver finds ways to roll his eyes with his hands.
Daniele knows she’s making a lot of sacrifices, even if everyone tried to talk her out of making them.
“Does it still count as a sacrifice if it only benefits yourself?” Yohan’s new to English.
In the DR Yohan arrives at the airport with a bundle of flowers, and says he found an apartment and sent Daniele pictures, and she’s saving her criticism for when she can do it in person. He rents the same car from the same friend every time, but Daniele is disappointed that he didn’t receive her psychic beam warning of an incoming tidal wave of personal possessions that require immediate manifestation of a larger vehicle to tote them. Yohan has straps to secure the luggage to the car’s roof, and passes on sliding said straps through the luggage handles as extra security.
“I don’t want to miss out on them skidding across the freeway,” Yohan is a giver.
“They’re going to fall off!” Daniele protests, without offering any solution, or understanding that that’s when the hilarious happens.
“We could strap you up there if you prefer, leaving me with these nice quiet bags,” Yohan is the brains of the operation.
Yohan needs to drive so he can steer with his penis, but Daniele argues that he’s working with more of a kickstand than a stick. All the same, Daniele lets him drive, and says that he’s used to traditional gender roles in the DR, but she doesn’t follow those norms.
“Do I lift heavy objects? No, but he should know that physical weakness is gender-neutral,” Daniele says things.
“I am the penis so I am the man,” Yohan details his resume. “Let me have one thing, dammit.”
Daniele’s used to being behind the wheel when she doesn’t know where she’s going, and worries this tiny burst of power could go to Yohan’s head.
“If you want to fight all day every day, with me, it’s very possible,” Daniele warns, in case Yohan somehow missed their entire relationshit.
90DF’s editing team dusts off the snake-charmer music for Debbie’s Moroccan debut.
“What’s that sound?” Debbie gasps. “I don’t even know what instrument that is!” She presses her ear against the wall, giggling.
Oussama knocks on her room door and asks if she can come out so they can talk, and Debbie agrees so long as she can bring her peacock-feather fan to deflect any incoming hot air while reclining in goddess pose.
“Yes, please, okay.” Don’t fuck this up, Oussama.
“How could you not know I was planning to move here, when the plan was for me to move here?” Debbie’s seen the waters, and they are not muddy.
“Well you did not bring 11 suitcases, so…”
“My second bag doesn’t have a bottom, but you’re not ready for that magic yet, Oussama.”
“You always said you would go back for your business, so I thought like month, two months, and then you return. And you mention you want to meet my parents first before we are married, so.”
“And yet you told me that you didn’t share this because you knew I wouldn’t come,” Debbie is focused.
Debbie really is an ace at arguing without resorting to low-blows or losing the plot, and says his actions eroded her trust, and it will need to be slowly rebuilt.
“You took something away from me there,” she levees.
Oussama seems to understand the weight of these words, and says he’s going to make it up to her with actions, because a painting or a poem only goes so far, especially when every sentence delivered by Debbie herself hits like a fucking hatchet.
Debbie’s still keen to embrace her first full day in Morocco, and Oussama takes her to the beach to marvel at a gorgeous pink and blue sky, with beams of light streaking down into the water. She’s thoroughly blissed out, and when two people approach walking a saddled camel, Debbie enters the third-circle of travel-squee and asks for a ride. They help her get on and coach her through clinging to Oussama’s bones as the camel jerks back and forth to stand. Debbie squeals and screams, and the minute it starts walking she’s waving her hat in the air like she just mounted the jackalope at Wall-Drug.
“Look at me I’m on a camel!” Debbie is amazing. “Ride em cowboy! Oh, I love you camel!”
“I’m fucking awesome!” The camel is relieved someone is noticing this.
Oussama says that this is what he loves so much about Debbie, that he can see a young girl come out of her, because she’s just profoundly herself and full of childlike wonder and joy.
“If you’re not a piece of shit, you’re happy when your partner can enjoy things, and take pleasure in their pleasure,” Oussama explains how this works.
“I don’t have the strength for joy,” Mahmoud stops by on his way to fuck-off.
Debbie declares this the biggest fun she’s had in she doesn’t know how long, and happily screams her way off the camel the same way she hollered her way on, and reports that she’d gladly accept the head injury if she fell off mid-descent. Afterwards she’s worried her enthusiasm embarrassed Oussama, because she’s seen this show, and she’s quick to apologize for her caps lock.
“When I see you, nothing else around me exists,” Oussama succeeds at being charming. “You are like a young girl with the wisdom to slap their faces with joy. Don’t apologize for this.”
Jen waited two years to see Rishi again, spent 30 days in India not having sex, and now plans to return to the US indefinitely, because she doesn’t actually want to marry this dude.
“That’s not true,” Jen insists. “I just need to contact my friend for additional booby-traps as part of my love-gauntlet.”
Jen packs up knowing that three intimately linked suitcases was never enough for relocation. Rishi arrives to say goodbye, and before Jen goes to the airport he has a surprise for her. He proposes again with a second ring, since Jen lost the first one when she was not reading her visa, and Jen says yes, because she already said yes, but 90DF demands 2 proposals minimum prior to application approval.
Back in Oklahoma Jen feels defeated, but lucky for her sis-in-law Terra is tasked with the pick-up, which buys her a few more hours before she’s locked in her brother Charles’ told-you-so gaze. Terra asks if THE SEX was as good as the time she actually had it, and Jen says she was still full from the last time and opted out in favor of wife-training.
“So, like, why did you go?” Terra is lost.
“I’m a virgin again,” Jen reveals her masters’ degrees are in THE SCIENCE.
The family is waiting with food to welcome them, and everyone sits down so they can talk about what the crew demands with aggressive cue cards.
“How did it go with his family?” Charles has read ahead. Jen says the family still doesn’t know she’s not a meddling stranger who keeps interfering with arranged-marriage meetups. Charles thinks it’s weird that Rishi didn’t tell Jen about his family’s marriage-plotting, while also not telling them about her. Mom has a harder time believing that Rishi will leave his mother, since she saw on Discovery+ that Indian guys just like don’t leave home ever.
“So is anything different from Sumit and Jenny?” Charles recalls they had a lot of seasons, and needs to know if they’re going to be filming again.
“Well, usually he agrees with what I ask for, which is really confusing for me,” Jen stares into the void, and wonders how much airfare she can score before she needs a subplot.
NEXT TIME: Rishi sends a shirtless photo to Harriet the Spy; Kris and Jeymi prepare to exchange vows now that Kris has scraped the right dress off a dead body; Daniele’s ex-boyfriend visits the DR to help her transform into Ari; and Isabel’s dad asks to hear Gabe’s story while Isabel hyperventilates into a paper bag.
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2023.03.31 22:16 goddessoftrauma Got Discarded - Feeling Alone

My first post. I have been involved with someone for a few months now who cycles between being the most incredible man I've ever shared space with, and dragging me into the darkest place I cannot climb out of. It started with his constant jealousy and fear of losing me. I try to be patient. I remind him he's loved and so special to me. I try to use logic to explain why I would never do that, and soothe him when he's hurting.
Then the first "discard" happened a few weeks ago. After planning the future, being at my house every night, and growing so close. He expressed that he was having dark thoughts about me cheating with other men and didn't want to be with me anymore. He did this while I was at work. I begged him to be rational for two days. It wasn't until day 3 when I made no contact that he came back around. By the next day, he was so apologetic and explaining how his mental health got us to this place. He assured me the feelings he has for me are genuine and that I make him feel safe. We went right back to building our bond: He met my family, we spent the weekend together, we laughed, we enjoyed each others company. & then he had an episode again... where he called me mean names, told me I was easy, that he never liked me, etc. I stayed calm and eventually he realized I wasn't going to name call or insult back. I could see he was hurting and wanted to be there for him even at my own sacrifice. I'm an idiot and I know it. He's mentioned when this happens it feels like another person takes over. Like these ideas he's created about what I'm doing when we're not together and his fear of me leaving him even when I've given no indication just manifest into this full breaking point. He's expressed how he doesn't know what harm he'll cause to himself or others in instances where I don't help him regulate how he's feeling. I love him and I know he's sick, so I try to be his safe space. Even when he says I don't love him. Sometimes even "I don't know why you're preying on me - I'm just a regular guy" when the feelings of love get too heavy.
Then yesterday, we got ready for work in the morning and I told him I was anxious about being apart and afraid he might leave me again. He looked me in the eyes, told me he loved me and promised we would be okay. "I can't imagine my life without you and I will not hurt you. You will see."
We went to dinner. We laughed. We kissed. We held hands walking down the street & then he incited an argument about juice. I told him I was going to walk out of the store, so I did and waited by the car. When he got there, he was irate. He was screaming at me that he never loved me, calling me a loser & a b*tch. He began driving erratically, running red lights and telling me he never really liked me anyway. I tried my usual go to. Telling him Baby I love you. Please breathe. I am not leaving you.
It didn't work this time.
He then pulled over in the middle of a major city and told me get the f*ck out of his car. I told him I didn't want to leave him. I didn't know if he'd hurt himself. I wanted to just go home together and wait for him to calm down. He called the police and put on his mask so they believed he was okay. They got aggressive with me in the street, put their hands on me & had him drive away. I was left alone.
He answered my calls twice last night. He even called back when his phone died. He told me he will "hurt alone" and "I abandoned him" but simultaneously says he didn't care at all. I am hurting. I am afraid for him - he doesn't have a good support system. I am also sad for myself because I feel like a failure. My chest feels so heavy, my stomach is empty. Seeing him Split in this way is excruciating. I know he is hurting and I also know that I can't be there for him like this.
Now I wonder will he be back? When? I have a bunch of his belongings in my room - What do I do with them? How should I respond if he does come back? Is this all my fault? Could I have prevented this from happening? Did I not love him enough? Why do I feel so desperate to connect with him?
& lastly, if this wasn't my breaking point - what could ever be? I'm afraid for my safety. I'm also afraid to never be with him again.
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2023.03.31 22:03 goldenbokchoi I’m curious, what do GIANT deniers see when shown these pics? “Muh photoshop!” Right? Pics of Bones, Living, Petrified, Animal, Trees, every kind of giant fossil! So what do deniers see? What’s their “theory” for these? Please, tell me what I’m looking at if not GIANTIC COVERUPS AND REVELATIONS.

I’m curious, what do GIANT deniers see when shown these pics? “Muh photoshop!” Right? Pics of Bones, Living, Petrified, Animal, Trees, every kind of giant fossil! So what do deniers see? What’s their “theory” for these? Please, tell me what I’m looking at if not GIANTIC COVERUPS AND REVELATIONS.
Silicon age. Giants of the past
The hypothesis about the possibility of that former life like giants were SILICON based not carbon was put forward back in the 60s of the last century. In short, that's the thing here. Protein chains that form the basis of the substance of all earth-inhabiting creatures - from single-celled bacteria to humans - are built on the basis of carbon. But it is assumed that silicon can create the same chains. This means that proteins based on it can also lead to the emergence of life under certain conditions in the process of long-term evolution.
At the same time, "Silicon" organisms and their internal organs can have almost nothing to do with ours; life processes in them should proceed not only differently, but also many times slower, that is, time itself should move differently for them. The "silicon" creature is hardly able to notice us at all, as we do not notice, for example, the molecules fluttering in front of us. For the "Silicon" we are too fast. They only see and feel what is motionless or moving at the same speed as they do.
According to Sharpe, such silicon-organic creatures have found a suitable habitat in the hot bowels of the planet, where they are gradually evolving. Individual "Silicon" individuals are occasionally brought to the surface as a result of volcanic activity, but at the top they do not seem to live long, freeze and becoming like ordinary stones. If you accept the Sharpe hypothesis, we can argue that silicon creatures do not live on the surface of the earth for long. Famous moving stones in California's Death Valley are known, for example. The boulders on it - from three-meter blocks to the size of a soccer ball - move like a Sharpe stone, leaving a trace on the ground. And this movement has been going on for hundreds of years.
Signs of life are shown not only by stones from the valley of death. For several centuries, the legendary blue has been famous - a stone located near the village of the settlement near Pereslavl - behind - forested. In the Xvii century, this boulder, which was the object of worship of the Gentiles, was thrown into a deep pit and covered with earth, but a few decades later mysteriously looked out of the ground. The "Flamming" stone found by submariners near the coast of Paraguay is also known. In the 50s of the last century, the remains of the Spanish galleon were discovered there. It was not possible to examine it in detail at that time, but a detailed map of the seabed in this place was compiled. Among other features of the underwater relief, a five-meter boulder ingrown into the bottom was indicated on the map. When almost half a century later another expedition began to survey the galleon, its participants were very surprised to find a depression in place of the bounce. At the same time, a large stone not marked on the map was near the pit. After examining the stone and the depression, the submariners came to the conclusion that the stone was the same boulder from the old map. In fifty years, he somehow incomprehensible surfaced and moved several tens of meters.
Moving stones were discovered by American astronauts on the moon. Behind the individual lunar boulders, as well as behind the stones in the valley of death, there were grooves, indicating that the boulders were moving. The most amazing thing is that some furrows were interrupted, and the stone that left them was not in place, as if he had soared into the air and flew away!
"Larding" mind.
All these and other Finds suggest that silicon life can exist not only in the specific conditions of the earth's subsoil, but also on the surface of the planet and even in the absolute cold of outer space. This means that silicon-based life is much more widespread in the universe than carbon.
Both of these lives, so different from each other, evolved on earth in parallel, but at different speeds, which is why the results of their evolution vary greatly. Life on a carbon basis, which originated on our planet three and a half billion years ago, has now given a reasonable being - man. Silicon life, which originated here, seems to be even earlier, is only at the very beginning of its path to reason. And this is primarily due to the huge time difference in the course of life processes in silicon and carbon organisms. Long life expectancy and extreme slowness in the life of silicon significantly hinder their evolution. While hundreds, if not thousands of generations of carbon creatures, were replaced, only one generation of silicon creatures was replaced. As a result of such a turtle evolutionary movement, the most "advanced" silicon individuals in their "reasonableness" are now at best at the level of primitive worms. Silicon creatures are so unusual that in our perception they are indistinguishable from simple stones. Even scientific methods, as can be seen from Sharpe samples, cannot recognize their real nature. We can guess that we are not stones, but living beings in front of us only by their behavior, such as movement.
Modern science denies the presence of life based on silicon on Earth. Howard Sharpe's report about the Finding of the "Living Stone" scientists prefer not to notice how much they do not notice many other phenomena that do not fit into the framework of traditional ideas about the world around them. But these phenomena still exist and are waiting for science to finally grow to their correct understanding.
Silicon life form: agates, living stones
There is a hypothesis that the crystalline mineral lattice is able to accumulate information and operate on it. That is, the theory of "thinking stones" is put forward. According to a number of researchers, all biological organisms, including humans, are only "incubators". Their meaning lies in the birth of "stones." It has been established that a diamond can be made from ash after human cremation. This service is quite popular in some countries. For example, from 500 g of ashes under pressure and high temperature in 2 months, you can grow a blue diamond with a diameter of 5 mm. On average, a person synthesizes about 100 kg of quartz and silicon in his life. It is believed that when they enter the body, they begin to grow, often causing discomfort. After death, these stones probably go through another cycle of development already in natural (natural) conditions. They turn into separate nuggets that resemble agates. The accumulation and development of grains of sand in the body has been known for a long time. This process is called pseudomorphosis. Thus, the bones of dinosaurs have been preserved to this day thanks to this phenomenon. At the same time, the chemical composition of the residues has nothing to do with bone tissue. In fact, their existence causes a silicon life form. This has been proven by a number of studies. In one case, the casts of bone remains are chalcedony, in the other - apatite. Unusual belemnites were discovered in Australia - cephalopods that widely inhabited the planet in the Mesozoic era. Their bone residues are replaced by opal.
Zinc-shaped. This type of lizard is considered the most diverse. It also includes the so-called real lizards, which live in the middle zone of Russia. Most of the reptiles of this order are inhabitants of the tropics. They inhabit South America, Madagascar, Cuba and Africa. There are also some species of skins in the Sahara desert.
Iguanoeous. This detachment consists of more than fourteen families. The most interesting representative of this species is the chameleon, which inhabits South America and Madagascar. Hecko-shaped. This type of lizard is not the most common. It is he who includes some legless lizards, which are easy to confuse with snakes. There are such reptiles in Australia and some southern islands. Spindle-shaped. This squad is mainly represented by barn and legless lizards. Worm-shaped lizards. Lizards of this species look like large earthworms. They inhabit tropical and subtropical moist forests of Mexico, Indonesia and Indochina. Varano-shaped. This species is represented by large reptiles. Most often these are monitor lizards weighing more than five kilograms. The only poisonous lizard poisonous tooth also belongs to this order. She bites her victim and at the same time injects poison under the skin. Video silicon life form 2
Carbon-based bodies and flint-based bodies. What's the difference? Carbon base of the body. Proteins, carbohydrates, gases, everything contains carbon. As a result, the bodies are heavy, a constant complex oxidative process is required. Water in the body does not contain carbon, but participates in all processes in the body. There is still silicon in the human physical body, although in a small amount necessary for the work of many organs. In this case, silicon is not river sand. This is a soluble element in the form of ions. The transition of the body to a silicon basis will give a change in many chemical reactions of the biological shell - to simplifying the metabolic system and facilitating the body. People will not be able to jump from the carbon base of the body to another one. A restructuring is required, which will take some time. The bodies of modern people are adapted to carbon, so it is difficult to "break" the physical plane. This can be done with young bodies, switching to a different diet, in principle different from the current one. These are not only prana, but also elements of the Earth. Water (crystal) - and silicon-based body. Clean water is a crystal, a receiving device is a transmitting device. Liquid media in the body, it's not quite clean water. The water there is about 30%. These liquids contain dense substances that create a substrate of life (formed blood elements, amino acid proteins, fats, salts, trace elements, etc.). All these components include carbon. When replacing C with Si, the environment will change radically. Water will only remain a solvent and informant. But the water itself is not transformed. In nature, water is combined into clusters. This connection, in terms of information content, is akin to computer disks. There are very few such compounds in the human body, and are more often received from outside. First of all, the bodies will not wear out as much as they are now. A stronger body base, a skeleton, will increase the conductivity of the body. The crystal lattice of the internal environment will allow you to receive-give thin energies very easily. So, the subtle material world will enter everyday life easily and become commonplace. The heavyness of the bodies will go away. But as a habitat, it will still be a dense world. The current crystal lattice is outdated functionally, so it will be replaced. But it's a long process, not one day... First, units will be converted to silicon bodies, rebuilt slowly and when ready. The suns will get it faster, it's easier for them to do it. But still, it's a rather slow process. 10 signs of silicon bodies:
  1. On the thin plane, the skin has a coral color, not bright, but energetically luminous.
  2. There are weakly noticeable glitter on the physical body. During periods of "live waves" on Earth and the summer activity of the Sun, the shine on the skin can increase significantly. These glitter have a coral, solar and diamond shine. They can be lubricated from body to paper. These glitter are also present inside the skin and nails, in the hair and are visible as an unusual shine.
  3. Silicon body is isomorphic. In the movie "Tron. Heritage" was "The Last Isomorph." So, to think in this direction.
  4. The silicon body has the ability to change volume and weight, change facial features (resane, of course).
  5. In a short time, a change in the character and other characteristics of a person is achieved in the presence of a Silicon body.
  6. There is no need for physical activity, for example, in the gym, but they are not contraindicated. Muscles with the finished Silicon Body are toned in other ways. At the same time, there is much more physical strength than that of the same athlete.
  7. In the presence of Silicon Body, the Star Body and Budchic are very developed. Although, here, perhaps, they are causes, not a consequence.The processes of cleansing the body are going on their own. And you don't have to limit yourself to something. The body, that is, you yourself, feel that you want to eat, or, if desired, you may not eat at all. And there will be no problems in protein bodies.
  8. There is a strong adaptation of medicines and even poisons. The body seems to understand the mechanism of action of the drug and takes its qualities into itself. After that, it no longer has a therapeutic effect. However, this does not apply to all medicines, some are designed to cause huge damage to Silicon Body. Therefore, it is better to give up any medication at all if there are no local ailments manifested at the physical level.
  9. If the regulars of beauty salons, women, developed Silicon Bodies in themselves, they would admire how economical it is!)) Maybe such Benefit will encourage them to do it. Because the skin, face and body are the result of expensive hardware cosmetology.What you need to go through to buy a silicon body:These processes begin after an important stage of transformations has passed - the purification stage of thin bodies, followed by the purification of the DNA of the Soul, that is, the part of your DNA that was once incarnated on this planet, everything is cured. Before your body gets the opportunity to transform to the 4th density, before that you must be completely, totally, as called, "to the bottom" cleared before your first descent to this planet, and even if you had descents not only to this planet, but in this galaxy into other densities of the same level, then the DNA must also be purified, that is, all the experience of your Soul, which belongs to the third level of matter, all damage to DNA codes must be cleared, detected and fully restored according to the ideal pattern.
Another direction of alternative biochemistry is to study the possibility of the vital activity of "antisymmetric" organisms from D-amino acids and L-carbohydrates, and not vice versa.
Silicon era. How long did the silicon era last?
The Silicon era is the crust of the earth. The Earth's crust consists of rocks, the main element of which is silicon. The thickness of the crust is 5-30 kilometers. And silicon creatures developed these kilometers with their activities. Just as carbon creatures are now developing fertile soil. So far, 3 meters have been worked. Feel the difference.
The famous geochemist academician Fersman hypothesized that a silicon form of life (non-carbon) is possible on our planet. Similar assumptions were made by different scientists at different times. In November this year, it was reported that biotechnologists at the California Institute had removed a bacterium that is capable of synthesizing compounds with SiO 2. Thus, they have made significant progress in research related to the creation of creatures whose metabolism is based on inorganic molecules.
Silicon form of life: vitolitic theory
In the course of research, scientists searched enzymes in the information base of protein sequences that have the ability to bind C and SiO 2. Hemoproteins were chosen for this reaction. They are proteins in which porphyrins are also present. The researchers chose cytochrome. This protein synthesizes bacteria present in Iceland's hot underwater sources. Scientists have identified and multiplied the gene that encodes the enzyme. After that, he was subjected to accidental mutations. The researchers introduced the created DNA sequences into E. coli. In the course of observations, it was found that some mutations in the active site led to the fact that the taken bacteria began to produce a protein capable of synthesizing organosilicon compounds. Its effectiveness, determined by the reaction speed and quantity of the product, exceeds the effectiveness of artificial catalysts. Scientists intend to continue their research. Their goal is to understand why, despite the wide spread of silicon compounds on Earth, it was the carbon form that was created and developed in the course of evolution. There are no organisms in nature that can use SiO 2 in metabolism. It is quite possible that in the future researchers will be able to create an organism from which the silicon form of life on Earth will begin.
Literary performances
Silicon life on Earth is invisible to the human eye. Metabolism in it is so stretched over time that people do not take into account the very possibility of its existence. Pratchett's books (English writer) about the Flat World describe the original race of silicon-organic creatures - trolls. Their thinking depends on the temperature of their habitat. The stupidity that is characteristic of trolls is due to the poor functioning of the organosilicon brain in the warmth. With significant cooling, these creatures show ultra-high intellectual abilities. Representatives of the silicon-calcium world can be transformed into the skeleton of animals and plants, as well as into corals.
Natural phenomena
French geologists Reşar and Escolier have been studying rock samples from different parts of the world for quite a long time. They found out that the stones have certain signs of life processes. Only they flow extremely slowly. Scientists have found out that the structure of stones may change. They can be old or young. In addition, the researchers have established their ability to "breathe." But one "inhale" stretches for 1-14 days, and "heartbeat" - for almost a day. Scientists photographed stones at different periods of time and established their ability to move. Meanwhile, there are "moving blocks" in many parts of the world.
Silicon life form: agates, living stones
There is a hypothesis that the crystalline mineral lattice is able to accumulate information and operate on it. That is, the theory of "thinking stones" is put forward. According to a number of researchers, all biological organisms, including humans, are only "incubators". Their meaning lies in the birth of "stones." It has been established that a diamond can be made of ash after. This service is quite popular in some countries. For example, from 500 g of ashes under pressure and high temperature in 2 months, you can grow a blue diamond with a diameter of 5 mm. On average, a person synthesizes about 100 kg of quartz and silicon in his life. It is believed that when they enter the body, they begin to grow, often causing discomfort. After death, these stones probably go through another cycle of development already in natural (natural) conditions. They turn into separate nuggets that resemble agates. The accumulation and development of grains of sand in the body has been known for a long time. This process is called pseudomorphosis. Thus, the bones of dinosaurs have been preserved to this day thanks to this phenomenon. At the same time, the chemical composition of the residues has nothing to do with bone tissue. In fact, their existence causes a silicon life form. This has been proven by a number of studies. In one case, the casts of bone remains are chalcedony, in another - apatite. Unusual belemnites were discovered in Australia - cephalopods that widely inhabited the planet in the Mesozoic era. Their bone residues are replaced by opal.
Specifications
Anatomical features are clearly identified in samples of different ages. In particular, during the research, the scientist and his team found a striped and crystalline body, a bottom-mirror (the meaning of this element was not determined accurately, it is assumed that it is a kind of visual analyzer). Agathas have skin that can shed and regenerate. Like many other organisms, they get sick and heal their wounds (cracks and chips). Silicon life forms involve nutrition, capturing certain spaces, preserving complex forms in dynamics.
Reproduction
In the course of the research, scientists revealed an interesting fact. It was found that the agates were bisexual. The crystalline body is female and the striped body is male. Genes are also present in them. They are represented by crystals of the female body. Reproduction can be carried out in several ways. For example, the silicon form of life is decoming from "seeds." In addition, on specific examples, Bokovikov showed that budding, cloning, division with the formation of separation centers are also possible. The researcher observed cryot reproduction in basalt. The scientist identified a number of processes. For example, the origin of cryotes, development, appearance of a baby, transformation into an organism, emergence of spherical structures around the embryos, death.
Masonic performances
In the course of numerous studies, a new doctrine has been formed - anthroposophy. Its founder was R. Steiner. He claimed to be the dominant of the planet. The birth, development and death of a person is necessary only for one purpose. It consists in serving the mineral world. Man and other organisms ensure the existence of compounds with the task of people Steiner saw in transforming the mineral world into a work of art. He said that electricity indicates the occult depths of matter. When people rebuild the mineral world, in accordance with their inner perception, the planet will cease to develop in the physical sense. It will move to another state in which the compacted form will reflect everything that the mineral Earth once was. Steiner quotes Goethe's words in support when he talked about the Spirit of the planet. At the same time, the scientist points out that there is a silime form of life on the moon. He says that there was also a development plan on this celestial body. In each case, relative to each planet, there is a different scheme. The atoms left after the cessation of physical development became the basis for the creation of the Earth. A plan is being developed for the planet. Reaching the end of development, its atoms move to another celestial body. As a result, a silicon form of life may occur on Venus, Mars, Jupiter.
Cycle in nature
Silicon life forms act as the initial and ultimate goal of the existence of organisms on the planet. A number of major scientists suggest seeing the meaning of human civilization solely in the participation of the cycle in the natural environment. While people were collectors and hunters, they acted as members of natural biocenoses. However, civilization has a number of specific features. According to V. B. Malakhov, a man extracts from the bowels what came out of the cycle. For example, it's oil, coal, gas. At the same time, a person returns carbon to the ground in the most accessible form for organisms. By extracting metals from the bowels, people saturate industrial wastewater with them, returning spent compounds to the oceans in a form acceptable to its inhabitants. This, in fact, is the biosphere task of mankind.
"Dark Matter"
According to some scientists, it can also act as a form of life. The term researchers refers to a hypothetical substance that fills about 27% of the universe. Physicists invented this concept to explain some contradictions. According to experts, this matter can be reasonable and interact with a person. However, this fabric is located at the quantum level. This explains the fact that many years of space exploration did not show scientists any satisfactory evidence of the existence of another life on planets.
Conclusion
In popular medical publications you can find research results indicating that the human body needs about 40-50 mg of silicon every day. Its key function is to maintain normal metabolism. It has been established that many diseases of the body could not exist if it had enough silicon. In this regard, it is believed that the health of human ancestors has been undermined by products that prevent its assimilation. Many of them are still included in the diet today. These are, in particular, meat, white flour, sugar, canned food. Mixed food is delayed in the digestive system for up to 8 hours. This means that during this time the body digests products using most of the enzymes. In such a situation, as I. P. Pavlov, the body cannot ensure sufficient energy supply to other organs - heart, kidneys, muscles, brain. From this, the researchers draw one important conclusion. They say that probably Steiner, who says that the meaning of human existence is to serve minerals, is right.
Even official scientists recognize the possibility of silicon life. Silicon is the second most common element on Earth after oxygen. The most common compound of silicon is its SiO2-silica dioxide. In nature, it forms the mineral quartz and its varieties: rhinestone, amethyst, agate, opal, jasper, chalcedony, carnelian. Silicon dioxide is also sand. The second type of natural silicon compounds is silicates. These include granite, clay, mica.
Why can silicon be the basis of life?
Silicon forms branched compounds like hydrocarbons, that is, silicon is a source of diversity. Silicon powder burns in oxygen, that is, silicon is an energy source. Chips and, accordingly, computers have been created on the basis of the semiconductor properties of silicon - that is, silicon can be the basis of the mind.
Could there have been a silicon life on our planet in the past?
I could.
The trunks and branches of stone trees were found. Some of them are precious. Finds are numerous all over the world. There are so many trees in some places that it's different than you can't call it a forest. The structure of wood is preserved in stone trees.
There are fossil stone bones of animals, including precious stones. The finds have a bone structure preserved. Teeth and toothholes are structured in the opal jaw of the animal.
Many mountains resemble stumps of huge stone trees.
There are a large number of stone shells lying in the steppes - ammonites.
In general, there are many examples of fossil silicon creatures. If someone is satisfied with the official explanation of the process of replacing carbon with silicon in fossil finds due to irrigation of wood or bone with mineral water with further transformation into a precious stone, do not read this article further.
Suppose for ourselves that silicon life is a fact. And it preceded carbon life on our planet. Then the next question: what did she look like?
Like the carbon form of life, the silicon form of life should be structured from the simplest unicellular forms to evolutionarily (or divinely, whoever likes) complex and mind-in-duponed forms. Complex life forms consist of organs and tissues. It's like now. The idea of silicon life as a monolithic piece of granite endowed with the spirit of God are quite naive. It's like a living puddle of oil or a living piece of coal.
The organ set is universal for any creature, both carbon and silicon. These are control (nerve system), nutrition, toxin secretion, frame (bos, etc.), environmental protection (skin), reproduction, etc.
Animal tissues consist of different cells and look different. Bone tissue, muscle, epidermis, etc.
Fabrics consist of different substances: fats, proteins, carbohydrates. Tissues have different contents of various substances from carbon to metals.
All this visible farm functions according to physical and chemical laws. Laws common to a living organism, computer, car.
Let's go further: something happens and silicon life is dying. Carbon life is nolonging on its ruins. A logical question: where are the bodies of dead silicon animals, plants, fish, etc.? Stumps and stone trees have already been mentioned. Suitable, but there is little quantity and variety. I would like to see a complex life form consisting of different organs and tissues. For example, like an animal. With skin, muscles, liver, vessels and heart.
So: the silicon ispoline died. Time has passed. What will we see?
Let's draw an analogy: a mammoth died. What will we find in many, many years? Usually the frame (bos), less often the skin, less often muscles. The brain and parenchymal organs are extremely rare.
And now let's look for silicon frames in the world around us. They are scattered all over the world.
These are ancient and colonial buildings!
I suggest taking a pause and calmly disassembling the difference between a certain building and a static organism such as coral or mushroom on a silicon basis.
Bricks, beams, blocks, ceilings are structural units of frame fabric such as bones of modern animals or a turtle shell. They have been preserved well. Leather - walls with plaster. Sewerage is an excretory system. Heating pipes are a circulatory system. Fireplace system - food. A bell tower with a bell is an organ of speech or vestibular apparatus. Metal fittings or wiring are a nervous system.
There was a brain under the roof. Let's remember the expression "the roof went." The brain rotted from time to time along with the internal organs located in the interior. And all this rubbble in the form of clay covers ancient and colonial buildings on the first floor. It is no longer possible to allocate the structural unit (cell) of soft tissues.
Total: structurally, any building corresponds to the functions of a living being. There is a frame, food, selection, etc. This will be confirmed by plumbers and chairmen of housing and utility enterprises.
Any materials and devices of the building can be synthesized by a living organism. Iron and stone pipes, cables, roofing iron, glass, all these construction details are many times easier than the devices of a living organism. Living organisms use any trace elements and their compounds available on the planet. And they synthesize devices for any purpose, complexity and composition. As long as it was necessary.
Locks, lamps, electric shockers, aircraft, submarines. That is, stamen pistils, firefly, electric stingrays, birds, fish. It's all nature.
Any man-made device is not an exclusive creation of the engineer's brain, but is a copy of a natural device. And vice versa. Accordingly, the composition of the roofing iron, the shape of a stable and roomy silicon structure in the form of a house are not a human monopoly. The solutions are universal for nature and for the engineer.
Ancient buildings, aka silicon creatures, multiplied and then grew just like modern plants and animals. The cells were divided, differentiated into specialized fabrics in the form of walls, roofs, floors, reinforcement. And from ryos like dolmenders turned into St. Isaac's cathedrals.
I will not dwell on physiology, including ways of reproduction of silicon creatures due to the complexity of the topic. There was a substance similar to water in carbon life. For example, sulfuric acid. There were silicon analogues of proteins, fats and carbohydrates. There was an oxidizing agent like oxygen. For example, chlorine. There was a Silicon Krebs cycle.
An amusing picture is that looks like a mixture of Christian hell and the movie Alien. This whole life was bubbling at a certain, apparently high temperature. And it turned into monuments of ancient and colonial architecture.
Can you say that ancient buildings meet human physiological needs? Of course not.
Older (according to official history) such as pyramids or Greek temples do not correspond to people in terms of size or function at all. Why do ancient Greeks need them? For a religious cult? Funny. No, you can do it if you already have a ready-made building. But to build these giant mahinas with bare hands and in tunics?
Buildings for a technological process unknown to modern science? It's also doubtful.
Later buildings, such as colonial Peter, can be adapted for housing. But it wasn't very good with the size of windows, doors either. They say they built them under giants.
In Paris, St. Petersburg and other cities, there are no clear traces of its builders and the construction process from the design stage to delivery to the contractor. All these colonial buildings came out of nowhere. All these colonial buildings are located around the world, including in places where there was no intelligible industry at all.
The technology of working with granite is absolutely unclear. More or less intelligible explanations are: alien superlasers in LAistov or granite casting. Both are beyond the possibilities of modern civilization.
The structure of monolithic granite products is heterogeneous. Something like plaster made of the same but denser granite falls off from monolithic columns. How the skin peels off. The Pillar of Alexandria looks prefabricated through the filters. Or maybe it's something like one-year rings in the course of growth?
Ancient and colonial buildings are the skeletons of dead creatures of the silicon form of life. People settled in them. They studied the golden proportions of ancient creatures, engineering schemes. Later, the composition of the materials was dismantled. We learned how to make copies ourselves. That's how construction was born.
Naturally, not all old buildings are silicon creatures. The border is quite clear - there should be no wood as load-bearing structures, floors. Well, wooden doors, window frames and floor were quite comfortable in the existing silicon skeleton.
Houses in colonial cities like St. Petersburg are all different. Absolute sorting in terms of the size of the houses themselves, the height of the floors, the shape of the facade. At the same time, there is no gap between the houses on the streets, they stand wall to wall. There is a soft natural harmony in the overall layout of cities. All this resembles a colony of living creatures. Maybe like corals, or mushrooms. Cathedrals - well, just poured mushrooms.
Statues in ancient buildings
The skeletonies are a late human new business stuffed in prehistoric skeletons. The statues are structureless. This is a monolithic array of material with an external shape copied from humans and inhumans. And living beings are structural, as noted earlier. The fossil finds are also structural. That is, in petrified trees, rings are visible on the section. The found stone jaws with teeth and bones are inside the body. They are a structural element in themselves.
Could silicon animals and silicon people be similar to modern ones? Of course. Findings of animal bones allegedly petrified to the state of precious stones (including jaws) and tree trunks confirm this probability.
I will return to the religious cult in ancient and colonial temples. You have noticed that according to all data earlier, the effectiveness of all cults was much higher. Now, in my opinion, it has fallen to zero, except for self-zombusing. Most likely, it's about the following. After the death of a silicon creature, its etheric, astral, etc. shells do not leave the dead physical body immediately. As well as carbon creatures. The energy of these shells was used by the servants of the cult for their rituals, settling inside the corpse. Now, apparently, forty days have passed by the standards of silicon life. There's no more magic. I hope everyone went to heaven.
When did the end of the silicon era happen?
Probably according to the calendar. At night, 7525 from the creation of the world. Can silicon skeletons stand for 7,525 years? Why not? We didn't see them 7525 years ago. And accordingly, we do not represent the initial quality. Nothing bad has happened over the past 200 years.
How long did the silicon era last?
The Silicon era is the crust of the earth. The Earth's crust consists of rocks, the main element of which is silicon. The thickness of the crust is 5-30 kilometers. And silicon creatures developed these kilometers with their activities. Just as carbon creatures are now developing fertile soil. So far, 3 meters have been worked. Feel the difference.
Sunset of the Silicon Age
When immersed in the soil of the silicon world, that is, the Earth's crust, the temperature rises. They warm the bowels of the earth. At a depth of 10 kilometers, it's about 200 degrees. That's probably the climate in the silicon world. Accordingly, the materials had different physical and chemical properties than they are now. Over time, the bark thickened as a result of the accumulation of silicon biomass (soil). The surface moved away from the hot bowels of the earth and its temperature dropped. At the moment, the heat of the earth's bowels does not reach the surface. The only source of heat is the sun. The global cooling of the surface of the earth's crust has made the living conditions unacceptable for the silicon world. Silicon light is over. Everyone died from the cold.
Where did the remains of the other creatures go?
On the basis of silicon, nature synthesizes a bunch of precious and semi-precious stones. That's what Flint's what Flinted life was doing. Highly organized silicon creatures consisted of highly organized silicon in the form of precious stones. And common sand, granite and clay are a building material, the basis of life.
After the end of silicon light, precious and semi-precious raw materials (i.e. corpses of highly organized silicon creatures) were barbarously looted. There are unnecessary sand, granite and clay. Traces of robbery are everywhere. See the topic "Earth is a big quarry."
Silicon world and oriental philosophy
Eastern religions describe the process of descent of spirit into matter. The incarnate spirit passes through reincarnation the world of stones, plants, animals, people and finally becomes a god. If you're lucky. There's something harmonious and fair about it. But I suspect that the world of stones is not modern cobblestones, but the world of silicon creatures. The planet was a large garden of living stones. And the task of the silicon world was to create the foundation of life - the Earth's crust with a mass of minerals.
The next world that has emerged on the ladder of progress is carbon. And this is the world of plants. And it does not matter that according to the local classification of modern science, plants are the biological kingdom of multicellular organisms whose cells contain chlorophyll. And it doesn't matter that Vasya or John doesn't have a photosynthesis process. Carbon life is the second step from below on the path of development. In a global philosophical sense, we are all just plants. And the planet is a big plantation. The task of plantation is to create biomass, to be food for animals and humans. The fact that we actively eat elusive beings in every sense is an unpleasant but quite realistic conspiracy idea.
Why are creatures elusive, invisible? Because we are static, slow on a universal scale. We are plants. We do not have time to see animals eating us coming from the following worlds in terms of development.
The so-called man is the main useful plant on the planet. It should be cultivated in theory. But judging by the state of affairs in the world, our planet-plantation was left without human owners, and is actively robbed by wild animals from higher worlds. Barbarians are everywhere, even among the gods.
The bark is gutted for many kilometers. The previous level of the Earth's crust is the top of the Himalayas. Normal people have been almost completely replaced by genetically modified ones, multiplied to seven billion and etheric energy (gavah) is downloaded from them. Under the guise of local and global wars, there is literally consumption of people.
Precious stones and metals have magical properties. All the magic was seized with buckets of huge rotary excavators. Witchcraft and magic from everyday practice have become a fairy tale. And human society began to resemble a hornet colony.
And eternal battle! We only dream of peace.
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